Steve Vai's Stolen "Swiss Cheese" guitar found!

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  • twonabomber
    formerly F A T
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 11191

    Steve Vai's Stolen "Swiss Cheese" guitar found!

    I remember reading that a few of Vai's guitars had been stolen during rehearsals for the EEAS tour. Vai did an interview somewhere where he said "they're just wire and wood, and good luck to someone trying to sell them!"

    Vai posted this on his FB this morning:

    Reunited, and it feels so good. Oddly enough, after going missing 36 and a half years ago, my custom Joe Despagni “Swiss Cheese” guitar was finally returned to me. This guitar was custom built for me by Joe Despagni. Joe was my best friend in life growing up and he made me some of the wildest guitars I ever laid my fingers on such as the Flame guitar, the Lightning Bolt, this Swiss Cheese guitar, ZNG ZNG, and his final piece that he made for me before he passed away, Theadolite. He worked with his brother Rob on many of these guitars.

    I used “Swiss Cheese” in the original Yankee Rose video while I was with David Lee Roth, and stretched it out in rehearsals and was planning on touring with it, but this guitar, along with 3 others, was stolen in Pasadena CA at Perkins Palace during rehearsals for the Eat Em and Smile tour. It is officially the first guitar to receive a “monkey” grip” handle, and the first one Joe made with a handle at my request.

    The guitar was discovered by young Iván Gonzáles Acosta (Instagram: @byivan997) in the attic of his grandparents home in Tijuana, Mexico not too long ago. It seems the people that lived in his grandparents house before them purchased the guitar somewhere along the way and it was just stuck in the attic only to be discovered recently when they were reorganizing things.

    When Ivan discovered this guitar, he posted some images online and they came on the trusty radar of our very own Mike Mesker. Mike is THE authority on the history and specifics of all my guitars. Mike started reaching out to Ivan and after some time he was able to arrange a drop off where Ivan was met by Mike, Doug MacArthur and myself. Thanks to Mike for his solid vigilance in bringing this guitar home.

    The condition of the guitar when I saw it was a shocker. It’s as if it was put in the case and never played for 36 years. The colors are still vibrant and the neck is in great shape.

    Thank you Ivan for your kind consideration and for reuniting me with this piece of my history. Receiving this guitar feels like an old friend has returned home after so many years to jam with me. I believe that we will make a wonderful Ham and Swiss sandwich together.
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    #2
    That guitar looks like something that would grow in a petri dish after swabbing Madonna’s vagina.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • twonabomber
      formerly F A T
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 11191

      #3
      Originally posted by Nitro Express
      That guitar looks like something that would grow in a petri dish after swabbing Kristy’s vagina.
      fixed
      Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32797

        #4
        Ha! Ha!
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35160

          #5
          When I read this story for some reason my main thought was did they give the guy a reward?

          I know it's handling stolen goods and so on and legally he doesn't have a leg to stand on but he kind of deserves something more than a photo?

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35160

            #6
            Originally posted by Nitro Express
            That guitar looks like something that would grow in a petri dish after swabbing Madonna’s vagina.
            It's maybe not aged that well - the headstock is weirdly long, never noticed that before.


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            • twonabomber
              formerly F A T
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 11191

              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              When I read this story for some reason my main thought was did they give the guy a reward?

              I know it's handling stolen goods and so on and legally he doesn't have a leg to stand on but he kind of deserves something more than a photo?
              "After some time he was able to arrange a drop off" sounds to me like there was some sort of negotiation.
              Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35160

                #8
                "It seems the people that lived in his grandparents house before them purchased the guitar somewhere along the way and it was just stuck in the attic only to be discovered recently when they were reorganizing things." call me a cynic but hmm...

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32797

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's maybe not aged that well - the headstock is weirdly long, never noticed that before.


                  It’s vaginal fungus with a big long dick. Can’t get more woke than that. It’s back instyle again!
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32797

                    #10
                    Well it’s not the first time someone caught some ick from Tijuana.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • ZahZoo
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8967

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      "It seems the people that lived in his grandparents house before them purchased the guitar somewhere along the way and it was just stuck in the attic only to be discovered recently when they were reorganizing things." call me a cynic but hmm...
                      Yeah that story is pretty thin... I'm thinking whoever stole it didn't off-load it to any sort of musical collector and it probably got traded for cash or drugs among a series of degenerates who had no clue about the history of that guitar or Vai...

                      On top of that... it's a fucking ugly guitar that few would be proud to play or display it prominently...
                      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797

                        #12
                        Well. It’s cheesy that’s for sure. It should be called the Gyno Guitar. It’s a green discharge that smells of Limburger.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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