Am still laughing at E Jesus :D
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Am still laughing at E Jesus :D
It's like the slaughter of the Indians.......most people think it was barbaric and un-E-Christ like! When in fact it's exactly what E-Jesus wanted!Quote:
Originally Posted by DONNIEP
They were going to hell anyways we just sent them there a bit earlier!
E-Jesus approved so much He gave us their land!
The only thing Ed's working on is a new gate to his property. One that Dave can't see through, over, around, you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave's Bitch
Well, honestly, Brother Kwame, the injuns weren't really doing anything with it in the first place. I mean, what kind of morons want to live in wide open spaces without malls and shit all over the place and over crowded cities?Quote:
Originally Posted by kwame k
Ed is having a dog flap fitted in the studio for the new bass player :)
That I can believe. Besides, it's about time for Ed to trot out the next "true" version of Van Halen.Quote:
Originally Posted by vandeleur
The Native Americans weren't exactly saints. Especially the ones around here. All sorts of horrid accounts. One being they chopped the legs off an 11 year old girl and made her run around on the stumps until she died. I'm tired of hearing it was all unicorns and rainbows until the white man showed up.
E-Jesus approves!Quote:
Originally Posted by DONNIEP
Same way those pesky Mexicans weren't doing the E-Christ things they should of!
Notice that both were dark skinned..........coincidence, I don't think so! Mark of Cain, brother!
More reason to slaughter them!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitro Express
The White Man is Devilly! Devilly I tell you! Turn away from his wicked lies and false promises of being rewarded for working hard!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitro Express
Preach it, brother!
You think it was easy killing all those heathen women and children!
The Lord helps them that helps themselves!
Easier once you chop their legs off seemingly .Quote:
Originally Posted by kwame k
Sorry ... I couldn't resist . Forgive my potty mouth .
And we have another convert to the E Jesus Church of Angry White Folk! Pass the plate!Quote:
Originally Posted by vandeleur
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Originally Posted by vandeleur
E-Jesus approves :D
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Thank goodness... I don't see Ed and Al being very good carpenters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave's Bitch
:soapbox: :)Quote:
Originally Posted by vandeleur
That is such a load of fucking bullshit. You said that before and I asked you where you got that bull from, and provided you with the true story. Remind me where you are again and I will straighten you out again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nitro Express
No, it wasn't unicorns and rainbows. Of course there was war, famine, etc., but nothing like the bullshit you perpetuate. Meegwich.
Yeah, those small-pox infested blankets were tough to distribute to all those nations!Quote:
Originally Posted by kwame k
I don't know about that specific story being true or not... but there were indigenous humans living in North/Central America before what we classify as "Native Americans" emerged that committed very similar atrocities and displacement of the previous residents long before the Spanish, the White folk and the Van Halens invaded the continent...Quote:
Originally Posted by Angel
Seriously... consider how many guitars were brutally mutilated and indigenous guitar players mercilessly slaughtered at the hands of those Dutch Pricks™ when their bloody conquest took hold...
e-Jesus spoke of this and the prophecy of the coming of the iJesus...
More smoke....
http://www.1029drc.com/Episodes.aspx?PID=3945
Title: 1/13/15 - Jimmy Koplik with Concert Announcements
Jim Koplik announced Van Halen coming to Xfinity late July. @1029DRC @991PLRFM @959thefox #vanhalen— Chaz (@ChazandAJ) January 13, 2015
To be fair, what he said is that he "expects" Van Halen to be there in late July.......
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan
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Originally Posted by fraroc
If this were the only venue, yeah, I'd probably agree with you....
But when similar reports are also coming from both Baltimore and DC venues for the same approximate timeframe, it tends to be a little more believable....
Wolf tweet
"WORK"
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15...b0197bb83b.jpg
GET READY...
Oh joy. Another tour with Ed's kid on the bass. I'll pass...
tremonti's desk is canny :)
I might be the closest to Hartford or Mohegan Sun .....just saying
That's Ed's desk...Quote:
Originally Posted by vandeleur
I was cooling down the natives . One desk pic does not a cd make .Quote:
Originally Posted by ZahZoo
Cooling down the natives with this band :biggrin:
Good eye!Quote:
Originally Posted by ZahZoo
Are they recording at Ed's??
I don't really believe Dave's health is bad, but a new Roth Show video would be cool to see. But if there's Something in the works or upcoming, he won't show up before it's starting up though...
The Tremonti recordings were done in Florida...
If you cool the natives any further... you'll have to start treating them for frostbite and hypothermia!!
Or is he playing guitar? Mike on Bass...dueling Van Halen Guitars?Quote:
Originally Posted by DONNIEP
Ill buy the disc..skip the tour..
I will go to about 5 shows..
Same here.. I did 5 in 2012 and 6 in 07/08... I'm thinking this will be the last time out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romeo Delight
Just put Mike on bass, Ray on drums and Brian on guitar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romeo Delight
that lineup might make my backyard...
I wanna come to your house then!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Romeo Delight
Honestly I'd rather see Mike up there with the guys, even if it's just for a few songs. But I'd pay to see Dave and Mike with some other dudes in the mix. It would definitely sound like Van Halen.
I'd buy that, hands down!Quote:
Originally Posted by Romeo Delight
If VH is gonna do this, they better get on it. Motley Crue just announced their summer tour dates. Looks like arenas and not sheds this time.