Don't Worry Orange Ol' FATTY Is Going To Fix Everything

The ol' orange F A T T Y suggested heading up a team to arrange a peace settlement between Ukraine and Russia. Referencing the leak in the Nord Stream pipeline, Trump said it's time to "get a negotiated deal."


"The entire World is at stake," the former president wrote on Truth Social. Former President Donald Trump suggested on Wednesday that he could lead a team to broker peace between Ukraine and Russia.

In several posts on Truth Social, Trump referenced the unprecedented leaks in the Nord Stream pipelines while offering ideas on what he could contribute to the situation.

In his first post, Trump claimed the pipeline had been sabotaged, which "could lead to major escalation, or War!"

"U.S. 'Leadership' should remain 'cool, calm, and dry' on the SABOTAGE of the Nord Stream Pipelines. This is a big event that should not entail a big solution, at least not yet," the former president wrote.

Trump also repeated his claim that the Ukraine war would never have happened if he had been president and offered solutions to the situation.

"Do not make matters worse with the pipeline blowup. Be strategic, be smart (brilliant!), get a negotiated deal done NOW," Trump wrote. "Both sides need and want it. The entire World is at stake. I will head up group???"

https://www.businessinsider.com/trum...-russia-2022-9

Fatty gets arrested and then nukes rain down and Jesus puts out the fire by pissing on it.

The geopolitical world is such a clown show of freaks and dumb moves I’m waiting for the drugs to wear off. This can’t be real.

Maybe Putin, Trump and Kim Jong Un can go to a titty bar together and work things out. Of course Putin will stuff the G-Strings with gold and the panties come down and Trump will have worthless Federal Reserve Notes the strippers will refuse.

Orange Fatty would be a good name for an ice cream bar.