“Eddie Van Halen looks at me with the same non-understanding stare that a parrot has for a ringing telephone when I start talking about this, but I paint and draw routinely.”
https://www.vogue.com/article/david-...ttoo-van-halen
“Eddie Van Halen looks at me with the same non-understanding stare that a parrot has for a ringing telephone when I start talking about this, but I paint and draw routinely.”
https://www.vogue.com/article/david-...ttoo-van-halen
Tattoo cream? Reminds me of Steve Martin's Penis Beauty Cream: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-l...y-creme/n10590
Maybe it's not the crazy idea that it seems, it doesn't matter if it works or not they just need to convince a percentage of people it does and it seems like absolutely everyone has tattoos these days.Quote:
I started this project with three of us sitting around an upended plastic bucket for a table at my house in L.A. Now, there’s 34 of us and we have offices in New York as well as L.A. It’s taken three years and close to $7 million, and I’m involved in every single element of every part of it. Surprisingly, there’s almost no competition...
My idea for a line of outdoor gear started eight or nine years ago, and at the moment, we’re working on some 60 products. I’m not going after just the tattoo world—we’re going after Procter & Gamble. I took most of what I made off the last couple of Van Halen tours—I didn’t actually touch the check, [and] I just watched it walk by—and that’s how I financed this.
Interesting that there is no mention of Roth on their website, their story or whatever.
https://inktheoriginal.com/pages/our-story2
I guess this is him coming out now so to speak.
Still the most interesting guy in showbiz when it comes to interviews. The Prince line is hilarious.
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The parrot line made me laugh, but overall he comes across kind of nuts/trying too hard, I thought. Maybe a little desperate to be liked. Definitely full salesman/performance mode. I love classic VH and DLR in general, but I don’t think I could take more than 20 minutes of the guy in person, these days.
Anyway, fun to see a new interview and get some great lines from him. Hope everyone’s well around here.
Yep, Wacky Ol' Uncle Dave has plowed the bulk of his tour earnings into...Tattoo cream.
20 minutes of listening to one of Roth's stream of semi-consciousness coke babble raps would probably have me staring at him as incoherently as Eddie does, too.
Dave is fine. The world just got lame.
Another interview, with Vulture
https://www.vulture.com/2018/12/davi...van-halen.html
I really enjoyed this interview, thanks for posting it. :beers8:Quote:
Originally Posted by twonabomber
He’s comes off much better than the first one, or maybe I’m just less grumpy. :)
His Trump remarks are right on the money, so to speak. Also loved his remarks about how at the end of the day he's a song and dance guy, with the Sinatra comparison and concert ticket line.
It says it was a 2 hour interview, I think it's been abridged.Quote:
Originally Posted by twonabomber
Nice to see something surface from Dave... December seems to be a launching season for him the last 10 summers or so.
Let's see what this outdoor gear turns out to be. "These products are the kind of gear you’re gonna use at 23,000 feet, when you only want to take your glove off once," but ultimately sold at REI to people who never venture outside of their zip code.
Does he say 100 days until VH resurfaces?
I believe he said “100 hundred years”...Quote:
Originally Posted by So this is love
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Originally Posted by twonabomber
I'm very interested to see this product line. I think it will be bad ass.
I'd also love to see a DLR fashion line for men in 2019. I think it would also be very chic.
PS: Trudeau needs to go. Bring back the gallows.
The gallows and French chicks are the only good things the French have ever invented. I support both.
You mean the guillotine not the gallows?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby's On Fire
I would give them some credit for coming up with photography and cinema too.
And food, beer wine and liquor....
Dave did mention his wardrobe choice and 1920's Peaky Blinders... clearly he's discovered Netflix. Looking forward to a new season of the series!Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby's On Fire
VHND says there's a few more interviews coming from Dave soon. More to come...
Pics... it happened...
http://i65.tinypic.com/2nm21dv.png
And another...
http://i68.tinypic.com/iwlte1.png
Sometimes I miss the good ole hair threads...
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Horizontal striped socks with vertical striped pants?!...Quote:
Originally Posted by ZahZoo
Oh, for the days of assless chaps and the giant foam cowboy hat.
On a serious note - doesn't he look like someone called Gunny in an
old Army flick? And does he have weird earlobes or is it just me?
Maybe you're thinking of Clint Eastwood in "Heartbreak Ridge"? Not a bad comparison I'd say...
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c5/90...782765a14b.jpg
You want a hair thread? You got one.Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidLeeNatra
Ironically, Dave got a hair transplant and now that bald section in the right side if his head is gone.
But then he shaves it all off and let's it go white.
This is the time he should grow it out just a little bit and colour it brown like in 2015. He looked good in 2015.
As for his face, he should smother it with his tattoo cream. He spent way too much time in the sun. He's wrinkled as can be.
It's hard to believe EVH looks better than Dave considering EVH has trashed the fuck out of himself for 50 years.
Dave is the guy out of the band who actually eats right, etc. and he looks the worst
God damn he is old.
This is Dave the year you registered at this site.
https://youtu.be/OtoTYiwFLns
It happens to us all, were you not a magicians assistant back in 2004, would you still be able to do that? :)
How fuckin awesome was that as i was a huge sopranos fan and dave shows up. Fuckin rights, daves the manQuote:
Originally Posted by Seshmeister
LMAO... at 63 find me someone who doesn't have natural wrinkles that haven't had surgical help..?Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby's On Fire
Yeah, Dave is a fucking health nut... Red Bull and Pop Tarts for breakfast!!
EVH doesn't look any better... he looks like his make-up artist is a former mortician!
He looks 94. Not 64.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZahZoo
He should have quit the cigarettes and whisky decades ago.
And I don't believe he really eats pop tarts. He is well informed on good nutrition if you listen and read his interviews, even decades ago.
Given another post mentions the Sopranos, let me quote Paulie Walnuts (referencing himself): I have more wrinkles than an old lady's cunt.
Dave looks in his 90's in that NYT photo. And very unwell.
Ed looks totally fucked up...look for his holiday tweet which I don't bother to post here for you lazy fucksQuote:
Originally Posted by Baby's On Fire
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They are doing very well for two guys who snorted coke out of the asses of diseased groupies for years and washed it all down with malt liquor and Jack Daniel's.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZahZoo
You mean this Facial Peel of the Month club photo..?Quote:
Originally Posted by DavidLeeNatra
http://www.vhnd.com/wp-content/uploa...en-200x200.jpg
Appears old Ed is using a better moisturizing cream than Dave is selling...
More interview fun...
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/19/s...-lee-roth.html
Nope...this one...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...0c0ef2aa35.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by ZahZoo
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Uh oh... How about those Sensible Shoes..?
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018...y=90&auto=webp
Will ya still love me when I'm 63...