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David Lee Roth / Van Halen Forums => Diamond Dave (was) On The Air => Topic started by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 02:34:00 PM
Title: Daily Listening Thread: 1-24-06
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 02:34:00 PM
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Hello!
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Anybody out there?
Title: Daily Listening Thread: 1-24-06
Post by: Seshmeister on January 24, 2006, 02:39:02 PM
I slept in.
Waiting for it to go back up.
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 02:39:45 PM
I know they talked about diet pills, Lisa Roth and Queen today.
Post by: Catfish on January 24, 2006, 02:43:36 PM
This discussion went on in another thread, huh?
And fuck you Walker!
Post by: Rjohn10538 on January 24, 2006, 02:49:05 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
I know they talked about diet pills, Lisa Roth and Queen today.
Don't forget -K Fed called in.
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:04:13 PM
Quote from: Rjohn10538
Don't forget -K Fed called in.
Who's K Fed?
One of Animal's friends?
Post by: Catfish on January 24, 2006, 03:06:10 PM
Sounds like a black.
Post by: missct99 on January 24, 2006, 03:07:29 PM
Brittanys husband Kevin Federline
the deadbeat dad.
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:08:03 PM
Did he really call into the show?
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:17:24 PM
Oh no... he did.
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:21:13 PM
OK... I learned nothing from that interview, but at least Dave had a star on his show... or a star fucker at least.
Post by: Wooda on January 24, 2006, 03:22:56 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
OK... I learned nothing from that interview, but at least Dave had a star on his show... or a star fucker at least.
Sesh got through?
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:25:05 PM
Quote from: Wooda
Sesh got through?
LOL!
No, I'm talking about Kevin Spears.
Maybe it would be considered to be too Stern-like, but why didn't Dave ask him any questions about Brittney's great big lactating titties... what a letdown :(
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:27:00 PM
Where's hambone...
I can't carry this thread anymore.
Post by: High Life Man on January 24, 2006, 03:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
or a star fucker at least.
We have a star fucker on this board!
NE169!
A brown star fucker!
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:32:46 PM
Quote from: High Life Man
We have a star fucker on this board!
NE169!
A brown star fucker!
LMAO!
Yuck!
Post by: Wooda on January 24, 2006, 03:35:02 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
LMAO!
Yuck!
I didn't care for that Chainsaw Massacre remake
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:37:08 PM
Quote from: Wooda
I didn't care for that Chainsaw Massacre remake
I just needed something quick.
I'm trying to be a little more pro-Roth.
Post by: Wooda on January 24, 2006, 03:37:40 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
I just needed something quick.
I'm trying to be a little more pro-Roth.
I love the av, just not the movie. Do you like my Av?
Post by: Mr Walker on January 24, 2006, 03:45:24 PM
Quote from: Wooda
I love the av, just not the movie. Do you like my Av?
Bro... you know I love that ass... uh, I mean av.
Do you think Dave will be able to get FlavaFlav on his show?
Post by: Wooda on January 24, 2006, 03:49:52 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
Bro... you know I love that ass... uh, I mean av.
Do you think Dave will be able to get FlavaFlav on his show?
That would be Da Bomb! or Bridget Nielson!
Post by: atomicpunk5151 on January 24, 2006, 04:54:14 PM
K-Fed???? Talk about a B or C list guest.....Was Howie Mandel or Danny Bonaducci not available? Dave has got to have a few interesting friends or connections after 30+ years in the music buisness.
At least Howard Stern had Fred Durst talking about nailin Britney Spears.
Post by: Catfish on January 24, 2006, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
LOL!
No, I'm talking about Kevin Spears.
Maybe it would be considered to be too Stern-like, but why didn't Dave ask him any questions about Brittney's great big lactating titties... what a letdown :(
LOL...I haven't heard that one in a while!
Post by: SensibleShoes on January 24, 2006, 06:58:41 PM
Do you guys listen for 3 minutes at a clip or what????
Dave had some behind the scene music guy on - they were going through Dave's early musical influences. It was absolutely KICKASS. He was playing an EVH guitar lick from "Studio B" (aka the garage) in 1974 - discussing how Eddie was using a coin as a pick - using his palm to create a certain sound - Dave saying nice things about Eddie's musical chops & dedication. They were also playing Cream - Queen etc - and then they put on Federline's new shit and Dave was panning it - saying it didn't give you any sense you were hearing a band.
20 minutes later, Federline calls in. Somebody woke his ass up on the west coast. And he couldn't get a single sentence out - Roth spent 20 minutes just SKEWERING THE KID. Am I the only person who gets this shit? It was fabulous - he made a moron out of the little tyke.
Post by: Catfish on January 24, 2006, 07:59:55 PM
Quote from: SensibleShoes
Do you guys listen for 3 minutes at a clip or what????
Dave had some behind the scene music guy on - they were going through Dave's early musical influences. It was absolutely KICKASS. He was playing an EVH guitar lick from "Studio B" (aka the garage) in 1974 - discussing how Eddie was using a coin as a pick - using his palm to create a certain sound - Dave saying nice things about Eddie's musical chops & dedication. They were also playing Cream - Queen etc - and then they put on Federline's new shit and Dave was panning it - saying it didn't give you any sense you were hearing a band.
20 minutes later, Federline calls in. Somebody woke his ass up on the west coast. And he couldn't get a single sentence out - Roth spent 20 minutes just SKEWERING THE KID. Am I the only person who gets this shit? It was fabulous - he made a moron out of the little tyke.
That sounds sweet!
Which hour was it! I wanna hear that!
Post by: Seshmeister on January 24, 2006, 08:49:47 PM
8 - 9 (http://podcast.david.freefm.com/dlr/968.mp3) is the Queen stuff.
9 - 10 (http://podcast.david.freefm.com/dlr/968.mp3) is the interview with the dumbshit that fucks Trailer Speers. Roth very subtley rips the shit out of him.
Post by: DLRSLAVE on January 24, 2006, 09:29:44 PM
I get ya shoes. I also thought how kewl to give props to eddie. How he
started with a coin and went to a metal pick. Dave was askin k-fed in
portagues if he knew what papazo (not sure on the spelling but who
cares) meant, he mumbled huh Dave answer of course not.
Seems animal may have the hook ups for dave.
Post by: DLRSLAVE on January 24, 2006, 10:01:54 PM
Quote from: Wooda
I didn't care for that Chainsaw Massacre remake
The best part of that movie is when that buck tooth little boy lookin
in the window and yells out GRANDMA!!!! (guess ya had to see the movie
to laugh) Grandma!!! Boy you stay out there with them dogs
Post by: DLRSLAVE on January 24, 2006, 10:08:30 PM
Shoes what day was it,yesterday maybe when animal was tellin
Dave he had Queen latifas dna. I would have loved to call in and
tell Dave I've got his DNA :eek:
Post by: Full Bug on January 24, 2006, 11:27:45 PM
Quote from: Mr Walker
Bro... you know I love that ass... uh, I mean av.
Do you think Dave will be able to get FlavaFlav on his show?
FlavaFlav? Christ, if that happened I dont know if I would laugh my ass off or want to smash the radio with a hammer....
I missed todays show, that bit with Federline sounds like a must hear, will have to give that a listen....
Post by: ZahZoo on January 25, 2006, 03:08:12 AM
Quote from: Mr Walker
LOL!
No, I'm talking about Kevin Spears.
Maybe it would be considered to be too Stern-like, but why didn't Dave ask him any questions about Brittney's great big lactating titties... what a letdown :(
Do those air-bed titties actually lactate? I wonder if she has a little remote to pump them up from just 34A to 38D... I swear that woman has the most variable sized tits I've ever seen or maybe just a pro at add-on's who the fuck knows?
Post by: SensibleShoes on January 25, 2006, 06:53:55 AM
Hell, tits grow on their own whether they lactate or not. Don't you wish cocks did?
Post by: GAR on January 25, 2006, 07:23:03 AM
I do.
I wish my knob grew on my forehead because then when I got a boner they could call me The Unicockcorn. And I wouldn't have to change position in bed to be creative after cunnilingus, either.
Guess I'm just lazier than others like that.
Post by: GAR on January 25, 2006, 07:24:53 AM
And;
if I had to pee out the window I could just take off my hat when I had to go really really bad over long trips, and just open a window you know? Let off a little steam, let off some precipitation on the always too-closely following traffic thru Sherman Oaks..
Post by: SpanishFly Guy on January 25, 2006, 11:09:47 AM
Quote from: missct99
Brittanys husband Kevin Federline
the deadbeat dad.
Did Dave ask to smell K-Fed's finger, I would have!
Post by: GAR on January 25, 2006, 03:34:35 PM
K-FED???
Post by: GAR on January 25, 2006, 03:35:56 PM
This Webnet Sites Just Hit A Stupid Pocket In The Turbulance Slipstream Of The Net!
Post by: NE169 on January 25, 2006, 05:51:46 PM
Quote from: High Life Man
We have a star fucker on this board!
NE169!
A brown star fucker!
At least I'm the fuck-ER, and not the fuck-EE!
:spin:
Post by: degüello on January 25, 2006, 09:26:37 PM
Here's a related news blip (I haven't heard the call-in, but it sounds like the writer's misinterpreting Dave's trashing of Federline?):
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"... this week's Oy Vey Moment belongs to my beleaguered broadcasting buddy, David Lee Roth. During an interview with Keven Federline, Roth tried to inspire Mr. Britney Spears' creative aspirations with an anecdote about Justin Timberlake winning over a crowd at a Rolling Stones concert. Too bad Roth's sister, Lisa, only pointed out after the fact that Justin and Britney once dated, though it certainly explained K. Fed's near-muted response. Something tells me Federline's record sales might actually drop as a result of that cringe-inducing conversation." -longislandpress.com (http://www.longislandpress.com/?cp=1...icle&a_id=7224)
Post by: Full Bug on January 25, 2006, 10:03:46 PM
Dave says Justin Timberlake won over the crowd at the Stones concert? Bullshit, I was there and most of the people hated it, dont know what he was watching....
Post by: Igosplut on January 25, 2006, 10:28:47 PM
Quote from: NE169
At least I'm the fuck-ER, and not the fuck-EE!
:spin:
Not by the looks of your avitar.......
Post by: Full Bug on January 25, 2006, 10:32:42 PM
Quote from: Igosplut
Not by the looks of your avitar.......
LOL!!!
Post by: Wooda on January 25, 2006, 10:33:48 PM
Quote from: DLRSLAVE
I get ya shoes. I also thought how kewl to give props to eddie. How he
started with a coin and went to a metal pick. Dave was askin k-fed in
portagues if he knew what papazo (not sure on the spelling but who
cares) meant, he mumbled huh Dave answer of course not.
Seems animal may have the hook ups for dave.
Did DLR mention that one of Ed's heros is Brian May & Billy Gibbons, and that he copped the using a Quarter as a pick from them? Probably not, he thinks it was his original idea.
I wonder if he remembers who Jim Dandy is?
Post by: degüello on January 25, 2006, 10:33:54 PM
Quote from: Full Bug
Dave says Justin Timberlake won over the crowd at the Stones concert? Bullshit, I was there and most of the people hated it, dont know what he was watching....
I was there too bro, and he certainly didn't win me over. :D
Post by: degüello on January 25, 2006, 10:36:00 PM
From what I recall, the emcee (Mike Bullard) had to come out and give the ornery crowd an angry talking-to, due to the blizzard of water bottles coming at the stage during Timberlake's set. The Stones bringing him out later seemed like a pitying gesture.
Post by: Full Bug on January 25, 2006, 10:39:07 PM
Yeah, it was fitting, I started laughing when I heard Dave praising him, I kinda hope he was joking....
Post by: Lou on January 26, 2006, 12:38:12 AM
Why is this impressive that DLR is ripping some fly-by-night, crap pop singer? Who cares. It's not like he's taking on an old-time rock star and calling him out as a fraud. This is akin to laughing at a teenager picking on an 8 year old. "Oh boy you really got him good! Ho-ho!"
Post by: HatefulMotherfucker on January 26, 2006, 12:55:23 AM
Quote from: Lou
Why is this impressive that DLR is ripping some fly-by-night, crap pop singer? Who cares. It's not like he's taking on an old-time rock star and calling him out as a fraud. This is akin to laughing at a teenager picking on an 8 year old. "Oh boy you really got him good! Ho-ho!"
Hey. comedy expert.
Show me when laughing at retards stopped being funny.
...
That's right. Monkeys, retards, and head injuries are 3 elements of comedy that will NEVER cease to be funny.
In fact, watching a retarded monkey run headfirst into a wall could be the funniest thing ever.
Someone should set that up. I'd be first in line.
Post by: Full Bug on January 26, 2006, 12:59:46 AM
Quote from: Lou
Why is this impressive that DLR is ripping some fly-by-night, crap pop singer? Who cares. It's not like he's taking on an old-time rock star and calling him out as a fraud. This is akin to laughing at a teenager picking on an 8 year old. "Oh boy you really got him good! Ho-ho!"
Maybe we should pick on Lou instead, being the 8 year olds we are....
Lou and his buddies on a fun night out painting the town red....
Post by: HatefulMotherfucker on January 26, 2006, 01:12:15 AM
Holy shit.
They have just ascended to the 10th level of gayness.
Richard Fucking Simmons would call them fags and kick their asses.
The only way that photo could be gayer is if they were on a beach wearing Speedos. But then I'd have to empty a can of Mace directly into my eyeballs, just to distract myself from the pain.
Post by: twonabomber on January 26, 2006, 02:36:43 AM
Quote from: HatefulMotherfucker
That's right. Monkeys, retards, and head injuries are 3 elements of comedy that will NEVER cease to be funny.
don't forget about midgets...
Post by: HatefulMotherfucker on January 26, 2006, 02:46:40 AM
Quote from: twonabomber
don't forget about midgets...
There's way more than 3 elements, of course. But those 3 are my favorites.
Midgets are also hysterical.
How about a retarded midget has a pet monkey that throws him headfirst out of a moving car?
Post by: Catfish on January 26, 2006, 02:51:01 AM
Quote from: Lou
Why is this impressive that DLR is ripping some fly-by-night, crap pop singer? Who cares. It's not like he's taking on an old-time rock star and calling him out as a fraud. This is akin to laughing at a teenager picking on an 8 year old. "Oh boy you really got him good! Ho-ho!"
Lou, shut your fucking trap!
Post by: SensibleShoes on January 26, 2006, 07:19:37 AM
Quote from: Lou
Why is this impressive that DLR is ripping some fly-by-night, crap pop singer? Who cares. It's not like he's taking on an old-time rock star and calling him out as a fraud. This is akin to laughing at a teenager picking on an 8 year old. "Oh boy you really got him good! Ho-ho!"
Hit a little too close to home?'
Just STOP IT. You're grasping at straws.
Post by: Lou on January 26, 2006, 08:31:22 AM
Oooh who's Dave going to go after next? Ruben Studdard? Ryan Seacrest? Oh man, that'd be good!
Post by: Mr Walker on January 26, 2006, 09:25:18 AM
Quote from: Wooda
I wonder if he remembers who Jim Dandy is?
Once upon a time, I went to Maine.
Got a ticket on a DC plane.
Mr. Dandy didn't need no chute!
I was high and ready to boot!
Post by: NE169 on January 26, 2006, 02:49:26 PM
Quote from: Igosplut
Not by the looks of your avitar.......
OK, ya got me there :asshole1:
Post by: Full Bug on January 26, 2006, 02:52:41 PM
And people said my dog pic was bad, lol....