The Official "Hagar fans stupid quotes" thread

Sometimes it scares me to know these people are actually out there, somewhere....BREATHING.

Found this one over at "The Links"....go figure.

"Dudes!

We should all stop reading so much into the music. I mean lyrics and shit.

Just sit back, turn it up and enjoy it."

Riiiiiight.....cause the last thing you should be concerned about when listening to a cd....is the music and lyrics and "shit".

That's like saying, "Ya know, I feel like treating myself to a nice expensive dinner....it doesn't matter what it tastes like".

LMFAO yeah it could just be the sounds of Ed knocking back another one, or Spam dropping a huge load, and it would be just fine to them.

Actually isnt that ou812 I just described?

Lyrics is what made Classic Van Halen, and it's lyrics that proved without a shadow of a doubt that Hagarita sucks lima beans.

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Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Actually isnt that ou812 I just described?

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No, you just described yourself on a Saturday night.

I hope this Saturday night is that action packed!

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Originally posted by cwsmith17
No, you just described yourself on a Saturday night.

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Defending ou812 huh? Think another Spammy groupie just came out. "CONGRATULATIONS ITS A SHEEP!"

I didn't defend anything. All I did was describe a typical night in the Lumbergh household. Rock On!!

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Originally posted by cwsmith17
I didn't defend anything. All I did was describe a typical night in the Lumbergh household. Rock On!!

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That's Tuesday's and Thursday's only though dude, get it right. Thanks!

What about the woman herself ? Spammy in a recent interview said that several shows had already sold out. Um, Spammy, try *ONE* show. Someone should post that interview, he goes on to say that he has no plans with Van Halen after this tour. That was my favorite part of the interview.

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Originally posted by Panamark
What about the woman herself ? Spammy in a recent interview said that several shows had already sold out. Um, Spammy, try *ONE* show. Someone should post that interview, he goes on to say that he has no plans with Van Halen after this tour. That was my favorite part of the interview.

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OMG! WHERE CAN I FIND THIS INTERVIEW???!!! HAGAR HAS NO PLANS WITH VAN HALEN AFTER THIS TOUR???!!! IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE, IT FURTHER CONFIRMS THAT DAVE WILL REJOIN VAN HALEN AFTERWARDS.

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Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
OMG! WHERE CAN I FIND THIS INTERVIEW???!!! HAGAR HAS NO PLANS WITH VAN HALEN AFTER THIS TOUR???!!! IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE TRUE, IT FURTHER CONFIRMS THAT DAVE WILL REJOIN VAN HALEN AFTERWARDS.

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I'm going to take some time off after the VH tour," he said. "I think I'm going to reflect on everything. I can't say for sure what I'm doing next. I'm sure (the reunion) won't be a one-time deal, but I can't make any decisions right now. I'm going to play music the rest of my life. I'm doomed to be a musician the rest of my life."

We're all doomed that he's gonna be a musician for the rest of his life.

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Originally posted by Panamark
What about the woman herself ? Spammy in a recent interview said that several shows had already sold out. Um, Spammy, try *ONE* show. Someone should post that interview, he goes on to say that he has no plans with Van Halen after this tour. That was my favorite part of the interview.

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Sammy consistently lies about verifiable facts regarding Van Hagar's record sales and concert attendance. Glad to see he's being true to form.

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Originally posted by smaz
We're all doomed that he's gonna be a musician for the rest of his life.

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Classic, smaz!:rockit2:

Funny you should mention it..

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From: "Gina B" <redrocker0105@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu May 6, 2004 5:39 pm
Subject: I Just Had A Moment!


Lord, I just had a moment I had to share with you guys. I was sitting
here writing an email to a friend and I typed the words "Right Now"
and I froze in my tracks. I was instantly totally reliving Sunday
Nights Opening Acoustic Set when Sammy did "Right Now". I could see
him standing up, thrusting his arm out toward the crowd with the
Microphone in hand and 1,500 of us Rockin Redheads singing back at
him. I swear to you, I sat here and had goosebumps just thinking
about it.

Now, to have such a great weekend and to be able to relive it to that
extent is awesome! LOL!

Gina <<<<< Looking forward to more weekends in Tahoe!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

ah.

pics upload busted ..

Fellas, you can't argue with the asskicking music of "Humans Being" and almost all of the F.U.C.K. album. I mean I know everyone is sick of the love ballads, even me too, but there are some Sammy-era songs that really rock.

Although, my favorite Sammy song is 5150 off of that album.

Your one sad Spammy lover,Human what?.Spammy era was like back in the 1970's,shit what band was he in.

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Originally posted by Dan
Your one sad Spammy lover,Human what?.Spammy era was like back in the 1970's,shit what band was he in.

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I have to ask what you mean? Sammy-era VH was 1985-1996. And Now!!! Yeah!!!!

But, really. Van Halen is back, I'd think even you diehard Dave fans would at least go see the band. I mean I like Sammy and Dave, but I would go see Dave and VH.

Sorry.I was just having a laugh.rock on David Lee Roth.peace

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Originally posted by Sammy_God
Fellas, you can't argue with the asskicking music of "Humans Being" and almost all of the F.U.C.K. album. I mean I know everyone is sick of the love ballads, even me too, but there are some Sammy-era songs that really rock.

Although, my favorite Sammy song is 5150 off of that album.

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Man you better run out of here before you meet the rest of the crew!

They aren't as nice as I am.

I hear ya, why's everyone so fulla hate?

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Originally posted by Sammy_God
Fellas, you can't argue with the asskicking music of "Humans Being" and almost all of the F.U.C.K. album. I mean I know everyone is sick of the love ballads, even me too, but there are some Sammy-era songs that really rock.

Although, my favorite Sammy song is 5150 off of that album.

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Sir, you are a Very Bad Man!

I have serous doubts about your musical tastes as having any sophistication whatsoever if you had heard the first 6 VH albums AND could stomach the sonic dross of what this band recorded thereafter without the physical urge to vomit, defecate, or have your enthusiasm slowly persh with each sustaining minute, song after song, as you play into any of those worthless titles.

Van Hagar is devoid of any character, you are devoid of any understanding and I pray to Allah children hit you in the shins with an ugly stick when they see you on the street until you become permanantly crippled and beg for an ambulance you nasty cunt.

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Originally posted by rustoffa
I hear ya, why's everyone so fulla hate?

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I dunno?

I love everybody, G-ddamnitt™..

Peace. Joy. Love. Eat A Peach..

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Originally posted by Sammy_God
Fellas, you can't argue with the asskicking music of "Humans Being" and almost all of the F.U.C.K. album. I mean I know everyone is sick of the love ballads, even me too, but there are some Sammy-era songs that really rock.

Although, my favorite Sammy song is 5150 off of that album.

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You know what, I actually thought I was going to like Humans Being. Spammy growls the verse, rather than his usual screeching. Good guitar riff too..

*BUT THEN*

SHINE ON, SHINE ON !


All over, goodbye, another shit Hagar song.....

They peaked with "Cant Stop Lovin you"
I can hardly wait to hear the new material

(sarcasm mode /1000)

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Originally posted by Sammy_God
I have to ask what you mean? Sammy-era VH was 1985-1996. And Now!!! Yeah!!!!

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Damn you tools are dumb. Seriously, getting stuffed in your lockers throughout junior high and highschool wasn't enough? Didn't fuckers like myself beat the shit out of you enough? Fuck, I guess once a brick for a brain you will always be stupid, clueless and have the IQ of a sandwich short of a picnic basket dwelling in a drawer full of dull knives?

Yet, you "people" still don't get it? This is a party and you are not welcome!!! I swear, if anyone could invent Hagarfan repellant, I'll buy a lot of shares immediately!!!!

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But, really. Van Halen is back, I'd think even you diehard Dave fans would at least go see the band.

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Gee, thanks Wally!!!! Kudos and one grilled spam and cheese coming up (Literally, puking that is) !!!!!!!!

Kiddo, I've fucking seen "The Band" live and that is why I refuse to see Martin Landeau, Ozzy Osbourne, Bette Middler and the short, portly, unhappy looking fellow (who happens to resemble "Grimace" from McDonalds) with a goatee imitate that "Band" and destroy what is left of it once was.

Please take your 5150 PB & Cheese minus the crust with elsewhere cos we're not impressed.

I think Humans Being is just another boring average song. I still don't understand why even Roth fans think it's a good song.

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Originally posted by cwsmith17
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http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...=&postid=71907


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...=&postid=71385

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Originally posted by Lou
I think Humans Being is just another boring average song. I still don't understand why even Roth fans think it's a good song.

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don't count me in...

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Originally posted by thefive
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...=&postid=71907


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...=&postid=71385

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That bottom sheep had me laughing my ass off !!!

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Originally posted by cwsmith17
That bottom sheep had me laughing my ass off !!!

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thank you...

Agreed.

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Originally posted by GAR
Funny you should mention it..

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From: "Gina B" <redrocker0105@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu May 6, 2004 5:39 pm
Subject: I Just Had A Moment!


Lord, I just had a moment I had to share with you guys. I was sitting
here writing an email to a friend and I typed the words "Right Now"
and I froze in my tracks. I was instantly totally reliving Sunday
Nights Opening Acoustic Set when Sammy did "Right Now". I could see
him standing up, thrusting his arm out toward the crowd with the
Microphone in hand and 1,500 of us Rockin Redheads singing back at
him. I swear to you, I sat here and had goosebumps just thinking
about it.

Now, to have such a great weekend and to be able to relive it to that
extent is awesome! LOL!

Gina <<<<< Looking forward to more weekends in Tahoe!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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L M A O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!