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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555
    #1

    I'm Only Here So I don't Get Fined

    Please fill me in on the latest dirt.....

    Elvis? Still a closet homo, and open racist?

    Kristy? Still stoned?

    WARF? Still drunk and stupid?

    Cadaver? Yeah, nevermind......




    Van Halen on Ellen?...... shit, friends of mine were just on Kimmel. Guess they have a better agent.
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
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    • Sarge's Little Helper
      Commando
      • Mar 2003
      • 1267
      #2
      Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

      Hi LoungeMachine Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15318
          #3
          Welcome back...

          I'm WARF nice to meet ya....

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            • TFM_Dale
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2009
              • 7943
              #4
              Welcome back to the Ellen army!

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12179
                  #5
                  i dont write in caps anymore.

                  Hi lm.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                    • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 562
                      #6
                      dan is a dedbeet dad

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                        • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 562
                          #7
                          hi lungmachine good to see you

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