I'm boycotting this tour, but I'll come to the Red Rocks show if you'll sit next to me, and hold my dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
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I'm boycotting this tour, but I'll come to the Red Rocks show if you'll sit next to me, and hold my dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
My dead head buds were hitching everywhere gone for months following the dead blasted out of their minds on that music and other "things" I got the jive and hep jazz of it all and saw them a few times but I guess Red Rock in the 70s was quite the trip when GD were playing.
To me every show was another 98 min version of, trucking.
You want Krusty the Illiterate fuckface holding your dick ??Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
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Red Rocks is a trippy place. No matter what the show, I always forget where I parked
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By the way, the sky isn't white from Illuminati/Bilderberger chemtrail oversaturation in those photos from last December. You're just that high.
Deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
Sure. Why not? Maybe DonnieP will go too. (S)he can sit between us and pretend she's skiing!Quote:
Originally Posted by ELVIS
It's an awesome venue. Why don't you think VH will play there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
No, that's you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
It looks blue to me...
It's not gay so long as we don't cross swords or make direct eye contact!Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
It's springtime now, so no to the skiing (which is for retards like you anyway). It's all about jogging along the Platte these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
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I knew I had this shit in my phone for some reason.
Yeah from what I see I would be ignoring the show and walking around with my plate tectonic eye trying to find the best piece of flint in the those slabs so I could start a fire later that night.
I'll jog with you. At least I won't have snotcicles all over my face like I did after this mornings jog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
You don't ski, retard ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70rqlWpSf9cQuote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
Honestly, too small of a venue. Then again, VH is not as big as they use to be so if they do sell the place out I'd be surprised.Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
The sound there is what's awesome - worth the ridiculous parking fee(s) alone.
One Canadian date? Its Toronto so it doesn't really count as Canadian.
They don't want to cross the border? Too much of a hassle?
Maybe its the recent drop in the Canadian dollar?
That makes no sense...
I think Ed's afraid you are going to try and blow him one last time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romeo Delight
I'll be at the Seattle show
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Originally Posted by Romeo Delight
Two...
Wednesday August 5, London, ON, Western Fair District
Friday August 7, Toronto, ON, Molson Canadian Amphitheatre
Of everything...Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
Sure, that is around 7,000 feet so if your lungs are up to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
See? I'm high all the time here.
Everybody should see a show there at least once in their lifetime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
Hey, I've got an idea! A Roth Army party at Hitch1969©'s!
You can't run, fag...
I can run circles around you and everyone you know...
What...Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
You, me and 99 alias' ??
Another example of Ford's love of obscure gay bands, lol. Do you really listen to this shit? I mean, do they not sell men's CDs where you live?Quote:
Originally Posted by FORD
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A few observations from Atlanta, GA regarding the Van Halen 2015 tour:
1) There is no Georgia date
2) There is a gap in the tour - no dates scheduled for September 19 or 20
3) September 17, Van Halen will be in Alabama (which means they will be in the South East).
4) Music Midtown is scheduled to be September 19 and 20
5) Is it reasonable to deduce that Van Halen will be at Music Midtown?
Unlike your lungs, mine aren't full of dope smoke. Besides, if I pass out, you can give me mouth to mouth. Then we can hold hands and sing John Denver songs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kristy
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Originally Posted by Kristy
I'd be pretty surprised if Van Halen didn't sellout a 9,450 seat ampitheater, especially one with the acoustics that you mention....
While razor stubble collide...
I may go to that one as well... Considering it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Romeo Delight
I would love to see them shoot a concert DVD there although just about everyone else has done that taking away the novelty of it. I would go to see them play live if they do play at Red Rocks (if these show venues are confirmed) just for the sound alone. But you're right, everyone should see at least one show there in their lifetime - no matter how insanely expensive it has become.Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
I'd wait to hear a boot...
Until you trip over your white sheets......Quote:
Originally Posted by ELVIS
Big Head Todd & The Monsters. They blow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Von Halen
And I've been on a weed moratorium since January.
One more:
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Yeah, it's usually about here where I get lost.
You're the racist, not me...
I listen to those guys because they're fucking funny. Saw them live in a bar here locally once. And no, it wasn't a gay bar. Don't even think there was such a thing around here at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by DONNIEP
Yeah, look at that racist as all Hell avatar and keep telling yourself that :confused13:Quote:
Originally Posted by ELVIS
But you sure were looking...
Or he can't see out of the eye holes in the hood, like that one movie. Fuck, that was funny stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by FORD