She's popping a wheelie. I bet she pops other things. That costs extra.
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She's popping a wheelie. I bet she pops other things. That costs extra.
I spent 3 fucking miserable winters in Bumfuck, Iowa a few years ago... forget livestock... a decent snow-blower and 4x4 truck got me thru it. Those people up there are gawd-damned nuts... out jogging or walking their damn ugly dogs a 6am with below zero temperatures and minus-20 wind chills. Talk about numb nuts...
The easy pull crank is a necessary option...
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When you boys are done mowing and trimming the lawn. I want the fence painted. Now I want it done now and no whacking in the trailer!
Hot damn, that's some fine, fine workmanship right there, Money.
For some reason, I suddenly became HIGHLY interested in lawnmowers.
Can I hire them even if I don't have a lawn? I just want to fiddle around with all the parts, get down & dirty with the inner tubes & inspect every little button & switch.
Oh, baby!
Cheers! :beers:
Now, down here where I live, it's not unusual to see somebody riding their lawn mower to the beer store. It doesn't happen a lot, but it's not a shocker when you see it. But...if you had that mofo, you could drive it everywhere! To the Walmart, to church, and to the beer store - at night. It's got a big ol' headlight on that sucker!
You said that right, my nigga!! Now, let's have a moment of silence for these two bodacious Southern booties...
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I can just smell the Natural Ice and Marlboro lites coming off those chicks...mmmm...smells like summertime!
And since it's Triple Trannie Thursday, you gotta have this one in here...
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The rest of the hipsters celebrate Throw-Back-Thursday...
This bunch... Triple Tranny Thursday with bonus Mower Porn!!
Gotta love it...
When you say triple Tranny Thursday, does that mean ALL THREE are trannies?
Goddamn, that Dixie Tranny gets me all hot & bothered. Whew.
Why, it's enough to cast doubts on a man's sexuality. I say "a man's", because I'm referring to other men, not myself.
I have absolutely no doubts about my sexuality. It's just like my whisky - STRAIGHT!
Straight into the pants of that Dixie Tranny, if she doesn't watch out... uh, I mean, uh... damn! I gotta figure out a way outta this one. Let's see... when I say "straight into the pants"... I mean that... if she drops her pants... then I'll head straight to them... so I can put them back on her as fast as I can, yeah that's it!
Yup.
Cheers! :beers:
Does that Dixie Tranny know how to handle a lawnmower, buy any chance?
No reason, just asking.
Cheers! :beers:
s/he looks a little like Titney Spears. Wonder if that's the same tranny who confused poor drunk assed Hasselhoff a while back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EoEZuDfAus
Uh nope. The Dixie Trannie is the real deal. Not some cross dressing weirdo. Welcome to the new normal.
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Them flags need a flag pole.
Them rebel butts appear to have derailed this mess... focus boys!!
In the might night hour they yelled More! More! More! With the rebel yell they yelled More! More! More!
We need to get them bitches on some General Lee lawn mowers.
Amen to that...:biggrin:
Welcome to the site, new person who is definitely not Flappo!
Cheers! :beers:
Who's flappo ??
A very fat unhappy man.
You sure don't seem too happy...
I knew that IP looked familiar :biggrin: