EXCLUSIVE: hitchWORLD© CONFIRMS a "Sam and Dave®" VAN HALEN™ World Tour 2004!!!

from:http://www.van-halen.com/newsite/news.html

Updated: Monday March 22, 2004
TOUR INFO

[3/22/04]:

Detroit, MI
East Rutherford, NJ
Greensboro, NC
Hershey, PA
Kansas City, MO
Las Vegas, NV
Philadelphia, PA
St. Louis, MO
St. Paul, MN
Wilkes-Barre, PA
Worcester, MA

More info coming soon!!

This is fucking HUGE. The Van Halen brothers have FINALLY caved into touring with BOTH Sam and Dave much like the previous tour of 2002. The reason, my sources reveal, that the brothers have posted this today is PURELY ego: They think that Van Halen is BIGGER than the singer and there will be NO singer announcement. Dave and Sam, accordingly, will be announcing the tours respectively, but this was VH's effort to beat them to the punch. That Irving Azhoff dude brokered the entire deal, just like before. That was the factor that made this astounding world tour a possibility.

Don't look for it to last past this summer though, and never look for a singer to be "officially" announced for Van Halen.

I trust this source IMPLICITLY and this source has NEVER been wrong in the past.

BEST!!

=h69=

It's funny you should say that....

also i forgot to mention the biggest news of all

Full Bung™ is a retarded piece of shit and I hate his fucking resin-stained guts!!!!

FUCK that homo

Hitch has never been wrong.

He knew about Eddie not having cancer.

He predicted the first "Sam & Dave" tour.

VIVA VAN HAGAR/VAN HALEN !!!!!

Wow. I hope Hitch is right. I could finally see VH with Dave.

I am a "NON believer" in this blasphemy

Sue me......

Thank you brethren for your faith and strength. Thee shall not be let down again. I've never posted something that wasnt true, I never gave into the rumors or played along with that. When it's true and right... THEN and ONLY THEN does hitch1969© and his world of hitch1969© confirm what is already true. I love you all, and you all love me back. SO it shall be in hitchWORLD as well as the Sam and Dave and Van Halen brothers tour of 2004.

Amen

=h=

Who cares about the reunion.

I hope your right about FULL BUNG.

Is hitch on the same page as azcrdnal? !!??!!
Im prepared for anything---or nothing. God knows Im going to shell out the $$$ regardless-



Hey hitch, tell us how you really feel about 'FULLBONG'!!



Youre the man, Im with ya----

Except for the Super Bowl thing.

Man, whatever it turns out to be, I'm happy. Finally.



GOD DAMN FUCKING FINALLY!!!!

Hitch if you are so sure about this, "Sam& Dave" tour...

Would you be willing to sacrifice the small but virile hitchcock???

If you are wrong.... would you be willing to castrate all two inches??

or three.... if you tug on it?

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Originally posted by Sweet Irony
Is hitch on the same page as azcrdnal? !!??!!
Im prepared for anything---or nothing. God knows Im going to shell out the $$$ regardless-



Hey hitch, tell us how you really feel about 'FULLBONG'!!



Youre the man, Im with ya----

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Listen, baby....

RIGHT NOW™, I am thinking how FUCKING GOOD that my lips would feel gliding over your SWOLLEN CLIT as I double finger you with the left hand and jerk the small yet virile hitchCOCK© with the right hand, listening to you moan "big daddy hitch ohhhhh big daddy hitch" as you pluck those fucking HOT LITTLE NIPPLES with your left hand and gently bang your SWEET TIGHT ASSHOLE with your right hand.

that's the fucking shit that I'M gonna do to your hot little pussy baby.

uh uhuhu huh uhuh uhuh u h

CYBER 69~!!!
=h69=

:D


And for the rest of you-------back to our regularly scheduled program.....................................

Here we go again

(on our own)

LOL

pistol pete©

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Originally posted by WARF
Hitch if you are so sure about this, "Sam& Dave" tour...

Would you be willing to sacrifice the small but virile hitchcock???

If you are wrong.... would you be willing to castrate all two inches??

or three.... if you tug on it?

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Goddamn WARF, you are a fucking retarded bonehead if I ever seen one. Butt™ you are the kind of retarded bonehead that I adore, not like Full Bung, that wet pile of shit that I hate.

Ok dude... "castration" is cutting off the BALLS, not the dick, you moron :)

You're like one of these idiots who shock themselves on an electrical outlet and going around telling people that you were "electrocuted". No, that means that you're DEAD, you moron :) you were just shocked.

and speaking of shocked... how dare you ask me to sacrifice the small yet virile hitchcock. butt™ thank you for the 2 - 3 inches generosity. Did you read that in the groupie's book to dicksize about the Dokken guitarist?

Because I did.

I digress, butt again thank you for the generosity. My dick is nowhere near that size. My 6 and 8 year old sons are hung better than moi. The small yet virile hitchCOCK is like an ejaculating clitoris and I can use a thimble for a condom.

but dude I dont BILLieve in condoms and that's how I knock up the chicks at work like I do.

VIVA VAN HAGAR!!

=h69=

Ah, Hitch, here's to hoping that you're right.... :killer: :killer: :killer: :killer: :killer:

Am I the only person that is happy about this? :(

Well, I wasnt going to get into it, but hitch is right.......and (hitch) why is your username 'invalid' for a PM, btw??

Viva la ANYTHING





;)

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Originally posted by Dr. Love
Am I the only person that is happy about this? :(

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What aspect of this thread? It's very broad.

If "this"= a Van Hagar reunion, then yes you're the only person here happy about that.

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Originally posted by Sweet Irony
Well, I wasnt going to get into it, but hitch is right.......and (hitch) why is your username 'invalid' for a PM, btw??

Viva la ANYTHING





;)

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Baby, you GOT my number and I think it's been a LONG TIME since we PHONE FUCKED™!!!

Let's get crackin' and your ass i gets to smackin'!!!! Let's kick it oldschool summer 2000 baby YEAH YEAH YEAH you are giving me SUCH a fucking boner baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck... you're here one day, we cyber, we phone fuck.. .then 2 years NOTHING, blip, you're mahatma ghandi and ignoring me... now you're back on this day of days and YOU WANT ANOTHER FUCK with the small yet virile hitchCOCK©!!!!

I could fall in love with that. RINGY DINGY, let's get to PHONE FUCKIN'!!!

YEAH!!!

=h69=

I'm happy that anything is happening. After so long, fuck man, finally something is going to happen.

The suspense was killing me. ;)


But... I find it incredibly ironic and hilarious that no mention of a singer was made.

Repeat of the Super Bowl promise, huh, Hitch?

Dave is NOT gonna tour with Sam, people!!!

REMEMBER? DAVE WOULD NOT EVEN TAKE THE STAGE WITH SAM ON CHAMPIONS TOUR! SO, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

hitch is attemping you fool you 65% gullible soldiers. :moon:

Lou™, I love you butt you need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

I'll even do some GAY CYBER™ with ya pallie, AUTO FOCUS™ style. I'll be Bob Crane, and you can be Carpy®. You can finger my ass while I FUCK THE BITCHES!!!!

we'll videotape it

then you can bludgeon my skull with a tripod as I sleep in a Scottsdale Arizona motel because I tell you that I am leaving your sick and perverted swinging scene...

I am sorry, butt my blonde-haired blue eyed Jesus Christ LOVES the Van Hagar, and hates the black dirty people.

Just the way it is.

Don't hate me because I am beautiful :)

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VIVA SAM N DAVE!!! TO THE FUCKING GRAVE!!

=hogan=

hitch, we never 'phone fucked'.......we just talked & talked & talked about everything...............And let me know about the PM thing, please!


(Glad the Doc is happy!)

Lou, well, he wants to see DLR/VH---he got ripped off being born too late!! ;)


Bob Crane!!??!!??

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Originally posted by Hummarstra
Repeat of the Super Bowl promise, huh, Hitch?

Dave is NOT gonna tour with Sam, people!!!

REMEMBER? DAVE WOULD NOT EVEN TAKE THE STAGE WITH SAM ON CHAMPIONS TOUR! SO, NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!

hitch is attemping you fool you 65% gullible soldiers. :moon:

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OH, YOU'RE SO SMART, SMARTER THAN 65% of everyone here??? HOW DARE YOU INSULT the soldiers of this army!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!! Oh yeah, they're just ALL STUPID, and you are the KING OF THE SMART BRAINS????

I say FUCK THAT

I BILLieve in the Roth Army and ALL of it's members... eggcept YOU.

Because SIR, YOU ARE A RACIST and very arrogant in your thinking!!!

SHame on you sir!

for shame

to quote sammy hagar, quoting roger daltry....

"we wont get fooled again!!!"

and to the soldiers I say:

YOU'RE ALL WAYSTED!!!!!

uh uh h u huhuh uhu huh u

I love you all.

=h69=

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Originally posted by Sweet Irony
hitch, we never 'phone fucked'.......we just talked & talked & talked about everything...............And let me know about the PM thing, please!


(Glad the Doc is happy!)

Lou, well, he wants to see DLR/VH---he got ripped off being born too late!! ;)

Bob Crane!!??!!??

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yeah... talked about my finger in your ass while you rode my small yet virile hitchCOCK kermit the froggy style!!!!

oh FUCK, I am SO wanting to get you off... again.

I want YOU to get ME off again....

why can't this be love?
ain't talkin bout love?
tellin me there's company, your HUSBAND'S coming home?
I can't stop loving you.

THAT is a preview of the Sam and Dave tour, and ALSO our HOT PHONE FUCKING!!!!

HUBBA HUBBA SHAKE THAT ASS ON OVER HERE!!!

I am fucking ROCK HARD CANDY, baby™.

and
I'm
SPENT.

=h69=

ps bobFUCKINcrane. that dude could FUCK. rocksolid. ALLnightLONG. He was porno before porno was kewl

If the tour does happen and does well this will help clear the way to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

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Originally posted by alexpgrimes
If the tour does happen and does well this will help clear the way to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

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Dude that was fuckin retarded.

seriously.

nice run-on sentence. third grade called... it wants its grammar back.

get hooked on phonics® for chrissake, BRAINIAC™. Alex Trebek is shaking in his pussy boots because alexpgrimes is loose like OJ on the intellectual circuit jerk.

u uh uh u uh u hu huh uh uh uh uh uh uh u huh u h

good point, though.

you retarded douchebag

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BREASTS!!

=alexphitchCOCK=

Where the hell is HAMBURGER HEAD VINCE?!?!?!

I hope the PD reopens!

BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!

To Daves PA Rental™, with L~O~V~E,

Dude, you need to stick THIS KEWL thread. it has about A FUCKING BILLION hits of traffic. earn your fucking salary, man. I am the franchise ******. I am the roth army. I am as constant as the northern star. I am the fulcrum...

FUCKING STICK THIS FUCKING THREAD!!!

FUCKING NOW!!!! before you wipe your ass. before you kiss your chick goodnight

jesus christ i'd do it myself but you and i go back. dont say I never came through for YOU.

so get it DONE for FUCKsake!

christ almighty!!!!!

=h69=

Hitch, I received numerous complaints concerning your abusive behavior.

You have earned -1 karma point.

I hope you learn your lesson for the future.

Your skating on thin ice here.

Moving this to THE WATERING HOLE ------------------------>

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Originally posted by WARF
Where the hell is HAMBURGER HEAD VINCE?!?!?!

I hope the PD reopens!

BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!

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WARF, for the longest time... I thought that you were the BLACK DUDE with a GORILLA COCK® who played a fucking Klingon™ on "Star Trek: The Next Generation".

Now I see that you're just a normal black dude with a gorilla cock.

Sorry I didnt make that distinction before, man. That's THIN ICE™ of the starkly kind that I skate upon.

I offer my manwomb unto you in shame

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Spock out.

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Originally posted by WARF


BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!

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Yes he is!!!! So much infact that I'm afraid to post!!!

I just went to www.Van-Halen.com and the tour dates and info. is up!!!!!!!

What the Fuck, it's official Sammy is back in Van Halen.

God, I hope this tour flops, no one better support this tour and spammy

Unfuckin believable!!!!!!!!

The VH brothers have sunk to a all time low.

reassembling a fucked up version of Van Halen!!!!!

hitch that is is really the only way they can bank on some big 'ol US currency this summer- I've plugged the stage and been onstage with both of 'em (champions tour and sam at a radio event- they're both cool guys). I was sad to hear about dave's soundman passing a few months back- anyway your posts are fun- definitely speculating on how the production will run- who'll close? will all 5 of 'em close together? who knows- it won't be long I suppose.

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Originally posted by Igosplut
I am a "NON believer" in this blasphemy

Sue me......

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Dude, WOULD YOU DO A HALF VAN HALEN, HALF VAN HAGAR midget???

even if she was BLACK>>>

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...&threadid=2687

fucking racist

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=h to the h to the h=

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Originally posted by MAX
Yes he is!!!! So much infact that I'm afraid to post!!!

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MAX™

You need to post. You need to post You NEED TO POST.

Don't let SLC® get you down just because you live there!!!

Dude it's GAY, but you're not. I am gay, but your posts will live on.

ANARCHY IN SLC™!!!

=h69=

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Originally posted by WARF
Where the hell is HAMBURGER HEAD VINCE?!?!?!

I hope the PD reopens!

BTW... your on fire tonight hitch!!!

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no shit, Bro!!!

hamburgerHEAD vince... oh man, i miss that NOT GETTING A VAN HAGAR TICKET this summer in CRAPANESE motherfuck of an uptight douchebag!!!

thanks for taking me BACK, Deja Vu.....

that's van hagar btw uh uh uh u huh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh u

=dealinwiththethingsi'mfeelin=

HEY I DONT UNDERSTAND

I sho can feel it. :cool: