There we go !
Oh yeah and Sammy is fat !!!
There we go !
Oh yeah and Sammy is fat !!!
Oh yeah, and Van Halen sucked with Sammy !!
cool! lol thanks for the title!!!
but really you know what I mean..
Yeah, Im there man !!
Dont forget Sammy talks shit about album Sales !!
And he is having mad Alien Homo love with Mikey !!
by the way I think it's no for vh even if i want to :they suck too much!!
for the hair I think it's just fine, who cares really , the guy is 50 yrs old,
look at keith richard, paul mcartney, axl rose, vince neil steven tyler,
paul stanley, jimmy page, the list goes on...
it's either they look ridiculous or worst...
and is he gay!!! if he would be gay I think he would say it!!
look at all these guys tonight hahaha!!!
i don't think so!
This thread has everything I've come to want and expect from Main.
i gotta say sammy is a fat fucker!
this board is so obviously occupied by idiots. davids never coming back to rocks elite band, van halen, nor is he ever even going to have the spotlight again! at least sammy threw david a bone when he bothered to take his worthless butt out on tour, but sammy showed him up every night anyway, and that was unanimous from EVERY reviewer! i was there at a few of the shows myself and sammy blew david off the stage every single night!
you guys really need to get a grip on reality!
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4 eva!!
david who?
Let me guess Three Cocks Rock...you're one of the guys who stick their thumbs out while trying to do the rock sign?
http://static.userland.com/weblogsCo...SLIloveyou.jpg
dude, if that's the best you can come up with, i can expect NO competition from anyone on this site. if youre the example of the roth army posters here, i'm on easy street.Quote:
Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
Let me guess Three Cocks Rock...you're one of the guys who stick their thumbs out while trying to do the rock sign?
http://static.userland.com/weblogsCo...SLIloveyou.jpg
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
SAMMY 4EVA!
wait wait wait...you're the chick who owns that "Red Rocker Palace". Clean out your guestbook yet?
i've seen that site and it's very nicely done. at least there they show some degree of respect and intelligence for the accomplishments that sam has made over the years with and without van halen. at least that site isnt so close minded it cant see the forest for the trees. at least they're not preoccupied with idiotic ideas that davids gonna come back to van halen. news flash - edward doesn't WANT him and edward doesn't NEED him. ed and sam are just fine working together and making better music now than ever before.
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
Up for Breakfast ?Quote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
ed and sam are just fine working together and making better music now than ever before.
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
Its about Time ?
Hahhahahah, good one dude !
I knew you werent serious. Keep up the good work !
man, dont knock it, those were AWESOME comeback songs.
rothtards are just delusional!
go see your sweaty, balding, spandex wearing 50 year old play to a room of 50 people (40 of which will walk out before hes even past song 3 in the set considering he cant sing anymore) if hes stupid enough to tour again. maybe he'll drip sweat on you and make your dreams come true.
at least van halens still putting out music thats relevant!
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
LMAO :D
Nah !! You just lost it dude.. But its funny ! Keep going, its making me
laugh ! I need a good laugh today :D
Good Onya !
you wanna see something funny? go see a roth concert and watch how quickly all 50 people that showed up make a run for the door 3 songs into his set! now THATS hysterical!
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
I gotta admit, this guy has a point. Sammy's "Not For Sale' album sold a whopping 58 copies, which really showed Dave up. Combine that with the 7 copies sold from the subsequent live album, and you've really gotta tip your bottle of lube to ol' Sam.
Quote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
you wanna see something funny? go see a roth concert and watch how quickly all 50 people that showed up make a run for the door 3 songs into his set! now THATS hysterical!
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
Do you really think thats funnier than Sammy's micro pee pee ???
which is, of course, better than the 3 total copies that david sold of his indie label cover album that he probably had to pay them to get it released.Quote:
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I gotta admit, this guy has a point. Sammy's "Not For Sale' album sold a whopping 58 copies, which really showed Dave up. Combine that with the 7 copies sold from the subsequent live album, and you've really gotta tip your bottle of lube to ol' Sam.
maybe sam wasn't doing too well at his last stretch, but the VAN HALEN 2004 REUNION certainly cleared all that up, didn't it? guess that shows where the TRUE majority of the fans hearts are at.
OWNED!
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
the funniest thing of all in all things van halen related is david still thinking hes got anything to offer to the public!Quote:
Originally posted by Panamark
Do you really think thats funnier than Sammy's micro pee pee ???
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
Yep 5000 fans in 13000 seat arenas is a fucking SMASHING success........especially for a "highly anticipated" reunion tour! By the way, are you wearing panties?
would it excite you if i told you i was?Quote:
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yep 5000 fans in 13000 seat arenas is a fucking SMASHING success........especially for a "highly anticipated" reunion tour! By the way, are you wearing panties?
there's this one guy that replied to one of my posts, max i think his name is, that i could introduce you to...
OWNED!
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
Dude, stop it already ! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
the funniest thing of all in all things van halen related is david still thinking hes got anything to offer to the public!
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
I cant keep wasting beer out my nostrils..
Anyone with any musical sense that plays Me Wise Magic then
Up for Breakfast, shouldnt have to be Einstein to figure it all
out. I know you know this. But continue on, its funny !
there were some turnouts that didnt go that well, but did ANYONE have a great summer 2004 tour? NO! and its because ticket prices are too damn high and the economy is really bad right now, and those were the ONLY reasons. and its still common knowledge that van halen had one of the best summer tours of 2004 out of everybody that was touring, bar none, and all the reviews confirmed it.Quote:
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yep 5000 fans in 13000 seat arenas is a fucking SMASHING success
you rothtards just have a hard time facing reality. but im sammys soldier, and opening your eyes to the blatant, flagrant truth is my mission! i accepted it gladly and will succeed no matter the cost.
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
Quote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
would it excite you if i told you i was?
No.
**Yawn**Quote:
there's this one guy that replied to one of my posts, max i think his name is, that i could introduce you to...
OWNED!
I know who you are, you don't have to sign your name repeatedly. Is that your style?Quote:
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
oh, so you like me wise magic?Quote:
Originally posted by Panamark
Dude, stop it already ! :D
I cant keep wasting beer out my nostrils..
Anyone with any musical sense that plays Me Wise Magic then
Up for Breakfast, shouldnt have to be Einstein to figure it all
out. I know you know this. But continue on, its funny !
guess what?
THAT SONG WAS WRITTEN WHILE SAMMY WAS IN THE BAND AND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BALANCE ALBUM!!!
only thing that was changed was the lyrics, and im pretty convinced sammys were much better considering how well he was writing at the time - just look at feelin' and humans being for proof! he won an award for humans being! how many awards has roth won lately?
NONE!
OWNED!
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
i sign my name repeatedly so that you guys dont forget who it was that finally opened your eyes to the fact that roths career is D-E-A-D and sam is still making quality music - for YOU. i sign my name repeatedly so that the obvious attention span deficit that rothtards have wont come in to play.Quote:
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
No.
**Yawn**
I know who you are, you don't have to sign your name repeatedly. Is that your style?
as a reminder...ITS NOT 1984 ANYMORE! IT WILL NEVER BE 1984 AGAIN! FUCKIN DUH!
three lock rock
It's NOT 1984?! Shit, no wonder I can't find Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom at any theaters!!!! Well, what's this Back to the Future thing I hear is coming soon?!
Sammy Hagar made quality music? I thought he made it a career to parrot and rip off better acts.Quote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
i sign my name repeatedly so that you guys dont forget who it was that finally opened your eyes to the fact that roths career is D-E-A-D and sam is still making quality music - for YOU. i sign my name repeatedly so that the obvious attention span deficit that rothtards have wont come in to play.
as a reminder...ITS NOT 1984 ANYMORE! IT WILL NEVER BE 1984 AGAIN! FUCKIN DUH!
three lock rock
I do have a short attention span regarding your posts though. Maybe it's the boring cliches' you spout.
You keep on believing that little Sammy !Quote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
oh, so you like me wise magic?
guess what?
THAT SONG WAS WRITTEN WHILE SAMMY WAS IN THE BAND AND WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BALANCE ALBUM!!!
only thing that was changed was the lyrics, and im pretty convinced sammys were much better considering how well he was writing at the time - just look at feelin' and humans being for proof! he won an award for humans being! how many awards has roth won lately?
NONE!
OWNED!
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
Does it help to know half of Van Hagar's most successful
album ever was written while Dave was in the studio ???
You really are that little thing Sammy is desperately trying to
find in his pants, arent you !
those 'boring cliches' are just the truths that you rothtards all keep ignoring. do you REALLY think davids coming back? do you have illusions that he HAS NOT done everything he possibly could to burn every single bridge to van halen? do you honestly think that his music as a solo artist will stand the test of time?Quote:
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Sammy Hagar made quality music? I thought he made it a career to parrot and rip off better acts.
I do have a short attention span regarding your posts though. Maybe it's the boring cliches' you spout.
even for a minute, do you all SERIOUSLY believe that?
youre in worse condition than i thought, if thats the case. stupidity always seems to be in season in roths fanatasy-land...
three lock rock
I sort of hope he doesn't soil himself with that asshole Alexis and the drunken Eddie. They aren't doing anything now and probably won't ever again. Goodbye Three Hole Input. it's been a "Pleasure...", not need to thank, bitch slap administered for free and without prejudice.Quote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
those 'boring cliches' are just the truths that you rothtards all keep ignoring. do you REALLY think davids coming back? do you have illusions that he HAS NOT done everything he possibly could to burn every single bridge to van halen? do you honestly think that his music as a solo artist will stand the test of time?
even for a minute, do you all SERIOUSLY believe that?
youre in worse condition than i thought, if thats the case. stupidity always seems to be in season in roths fanatasy-land...
three lock rock
Oh, don't worry, i'm sure you'll see david's name in print in the future - in 2030 when trivial pursuits 'rock star edition' game comes out, i'd imagine they'd find some way to include him...somehow he ought to at least get a random question.
defeating that, he's done and everybody with any brains knows it.
three lock rock
Shouldnt it be "Three Lick Rock ?"
That would make more sense.
Sammy's music is about as deep as an ants anus...
Someone please ban this cunt NOW!
No room for discussion Mark, just ban the cunt.
Yo Fucknuts-Quote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
you wanna see something funny? go see a roth concert and watch how quickly all 50 people that showed up make a run for the door 3 songs into his set! now THATS hysterical!
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
Speaking of well attended shows...why don't you check out the rest of these forums? Somewhere, you'll find a recent picture of one of Sammy's smashingly successful Waborita shows at some little dive bar full of sperm-burping tavern wenches. (Y'know...the kind of place that Great White burns down) If there's 25 people in the whole joint, I'd be amazed.
The aforementioned wenches being Sammy's type of girl, whenever he can't find the right guy for a suck.
Hagar has never been anything but "C" list talent at best, and I'm giving LOTS of latitude there.
Can't drive 55, asshole??? Good....do about 105 straight off a fucking bridge, sheep.
Or....why not just march to Mars where your senseless ramblings might make sense to people on another planet.
Quote:
Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
there were some turnouts that didnt go that well, but did ANYONE have a great summer 2004 tour? NO! and its because mullet-headed douch-nozzles like me who work the overnight shift at a bowling alley can't affort ticket prices that are too damn high and the economy is really bad right now, and those were the ONLY reasons. and its still common knowledge that van hagar had one of the best summer tours of 2004 out of everybody that was touring, bar none, and all the reviews from my rimjob buddies in the sheep pen confirmed it.
you rothtards just have a hard time facing reality. but im sammys little leather fuck boy, and opening my eyes to accept Sammys tequila and buffalo wing flavored cum load is my mission! i also accepted Sammy's incredibly undersized cock in my ass gladly and will succeed in taking him all the way up his little walnut sack....no matter the cost.
signed,
three lock rock
sammy 4eva!!
david who?
This is surely an April Fools thread. Certainly no one SERIOUSLY would post that "Up For Breakfast" is a "relevant" song.
HAAAAHHHHH!
the thing is Dave will never have to sing fat spammys crappy love ballad... never never never!!!
but this is your taste in music, you prefer the boring love ballad!!
no problem with that.. some people are different, they enjoy meatloaf, or worst spammys little dick, accompanied by the MCDONALD outfit and colors!
hey it's all good,
would you like a doughnut with that?