I'm Only Here So I don't Get Fined

Please fill me in on the latest dirt.....

Elvis? Still a closet homo, and open racist?

Kristy? Still stoned?

WARF? Still drunk and stupid?

Cadaver? Yeah, nevermind......

:gulp:


Van Halen on Ellen?...... shit, friends of mine were just on Kimmel. Guess they have a better agent.

Hi LoungeMachine Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!

Welcome back...

I'm WARF nice to meet ya.... ;)

Welcome back to the Ellen army!

i dont write in caps anymore.:D

Hi lm.:D

dan is a dedbeet dad

hi lungmachine good to see you