Dave accused of making actress transport drugs

Found this online...

Rocker DAVID LEE ROTH often made TAWNY KITAEN carry his drugs whenever he was travelling, according to the actress.

Kitaen dated a string of rockers, including TOMMY LEE and DURAN DURAN star JOHN TAYLOR.

But she admits that her platonic encounters with Roth often left her in tears.

She tells BLENDER magazine, "I dated VAN HALEN's manager, and we'd go to the Bahamas with David Lee Roth. If he had to travel with any narcotics, he'd shove it in my bag.

"We'd get in a car and drive David down Sunset Boulevard, looking for hookers, and then he'd bring 'em back to our house while I laid in my bedroom crying. 'I can't believe we have a hooker in the house!'"

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(Sorry if this has been posted B4)

In his book Crazy From The Heat, Roth doesn't have much good to say about this woman, referring to her as a "hose-bag" that dated everyone in the VH company, from the roadies on up. He further goes on to describe Kitaen's attempt to extort money from a tv station, due to her brief encounter with OJ Simpson.

It's painfully obvious to anyone that saw this whack-job's performances on either VH-1's The Surreal Life or Celebrity Rehab how far she has fallen since climbing all over a Jaguar in that Whitesnake video.

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Originally Posted by Diamondjimi

Kitaen dated a string of rockers, including TOMMY LEE and DURAN DURAN star JOHN TAYLOR.

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THAT'S an understatement if I ever heard one!

By the time she was leaving snail-trails on the hood of an XJS, she was pretty much a used up pass-around fuckdoll.

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Originally Posted by chefcraig

In his book Crazy From The Heat, Roth doesn't have much good to say about this woman, referring to her as a "hose-bag" that dated everyone in the VH company, from the roadies on up.

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The funny part of the story is that Daves out cruising for hookers even though Tawny's already in the car. What does that tell ya'?

He didn't even find her worthy of fucking...he just saw her as an airport stashbox. That shit is hilarious!:biggrin:

Calling her an "actress" is a stretch.....

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Originally Posted by hambon4lif

By the time she was leaving snail-trails on the hood of an XJS, she was pretty much a used up pass-around fuckdoll.

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And put away wet...

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Originally Posted by LoungeMachine

Calling her an "actress" is a stretch.....

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A biiiiiiig stretch.

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Originally Posted by Diamondjimi

Found this online...

Rocker DAVID LEE ROTH often made TAWNY KITAEN carry his drugs whenever he was travelling, according to the actress.

Kitaen dated a string of rockers, including TOMMY LEE and DURAN DURAN star JOHN TAYLOR.

But she admits that her platonic encounters with Roth often left her in tears.

She tells BLENDER magazine, "I dated VAN HALEN's manager, and we'd go to the Bahamas with David Lee Roth. If he had to travel with any narcotics, he'd shove it in my bag.

"We'd get in a car and drive David down Sunset Boulevard, looking for hookers, and then he'd bring 'em back to our house while I laid in my bedroom crying. 'I can't believe we have a hooker in the house!'"

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(Sorry if this has been posted B4)

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I do not see anything wrong with this. Thats rock n roll. I know many Tawny types. They can dish it but cant take it. She did not have to be there. Slut!!

Is there anything this chick won't do for attention. She was the one dumb enough to allow Dave to use her and dumb enough to try and get publicity from it.

Can't blame Dave....if this chick was stupid enough to let him do it, he was dumb enough to let her ;)

She's also the dumbass that kicked her baseball player husband in the face with her high heels while they were driving down the road. He was driving and they both could have been killed. She's got snakes in her head.

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Originally Posted by Diamondjimi

...he'd bring 'em back to our house while I laid in my bedroom crying. 'I can't believe we have a hooker in the house!'"

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WTF is Tawny? Mother Theresa?

The only difference between Tawny & a hooker is the hooker knows when it's time to leave.

Good to know she was good for something.

I hear she gargles......

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Originally Posted by binnie

I hear she gargles......

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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened"?

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle & gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh & reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Oh man, I shouldn't have laughed at that :D

hey pal, you better watch it, or i'm gonna fuck your girlfr...wait, is that you, coverdale? you know what, don't worry, she's all yours.

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Originally Posted by hambon4lif

The funny part of the story is that Daves out cruising for hookers even though Tawny's already in the car. What does that tell ya'?

He didn't even find her worthy of fucking...he just saw her as an airport stashbox. That shit is hilarious!:biggrin:

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If Dave had the habit of cruising and picking up street whores he would have gotten busted for it and it would be all over the news. When you are fucking Diamond David Lee Roth you don't fuck street trash and pay for it. You fuck celebrities and models for free.

Kitaen is someone Roth apparently considers beneath even his contempt, and why shouldn't he? Holding the stash was the price of her admission to the party in the days before she found a rock star who drooled over her enough to the point where she could take HIM for a ride. Her essentially moaning because Dave looked at her as little more than a groupie to mule his coke and couldn't be bothered fucking her is hilarious, all the more so because she's admitting it now to grab a few bucks.

Truth be told, I'd still stick it in her dumper, though.

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Originally Posted by Diamondjimi

I laid in my bedroom crying. 'I can't believe we have a hooker in the house!'"

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but enough about you, Scrawny

yup, she was crying because Dave wouldnt fuck her...he would rather fuck a whore....lol :hee:

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Originally Posted by hambon4lif

he just saw her as an airport stashbox.

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And she can't even get a job doing that anymore......

Put this on the list of reasons why Diamond Dave is FUCKIN AWESOME!!!

-Uses Tawny Kitaen as a drug stashbox. :D

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Originally Posted by diamondsgirl

yup, she was crying because Dave wouldnt fuck her...he would rather fuck a whore....lol :hee:

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Dave has a big fascination with strippers and hookers. Strippers are kinda burlesque, vaudeville, and that's where some of his inspiration came from.

Her name reminds me of Katie and her 1001 reincarnations and her gay con partner steve.

I think this is copy / paste from several interviews, because "looking for hookers" was said by one of Vince Neils ex girlfriends

It's cool to have chick friends you don't fukk.

I say anything else written in this thread by Tawny, or any second hand comments from people who weren't there, like me.... that would be me, The thome are a wierd assumption.

And yes, I would jump up on that Tawny ass and ump it to tion.

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Originally Posted by hambon4lif

THAT'S an understatement if I ever heard one!

By the time she was leaving snail-trails on the hood of an XJS, she was pretty much a used up pass-around fuckdoll.

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Hammy....keepin' it real....

:biggrin: That made me laugh so freakin' hard!

People usually smuggle stuffing condoms in their stomach...and then shit the pack out of their ass.

Dave did it the opposite way.

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Originally Posted by Diamondjimi

"We'd get in a car and drive David down Sunset Boulevard, looking for hookers, and then he'd bring 'em back to our house while I laid in my bedroom crying. 'I can't believe we have a hooker in the house!'"

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... reminds me of a similar story i read somewhere about steve mcqueen. supposedly he was a notorious womanizer and when he was with ali macgraw he'd bring his women back to the house he shared with her and bang them ...

I'll bet Tawny's Vagine hangs open like the sleeve of a wizard

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Originally Posted by lesfunk

I'll bet Tawny's Vagine hangs open like the sleeve of a wizard

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Hmm, heard that one somewhere before... ;)