Web site Dangerous Minds posted the full 77 pages of the movie screenplay for Crazy From the Heat... You can view it here:
http://mehallo.com/B/script/dlr/Craz...eat_Script.PDF
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Web site Dangerous Minds posted the full 77 pages of the movie screenplay for Crazy From the Heat... You can view it here:
http://mehallo.com/B/script/dlr/Craz...eat_Script.PDF
An excerpt... Page 26...
DAVE
Yeah. That ain’t much of a trip, though, is it, Pete?
(looking around)
This place is great, ain’t it? Pass that bottle over here, Romeo.
Dave takes a big swig. By now, both he and Pete are pretty ripped. Dave
takes a big hit off the joint. The surface of the sea begins to bubble
and some unrecognizable shape begins to emerge. Dave looks at the joint,
then back at the water.
DAVE
I think I’m hallucinating. Pete?
PETE
Yeah?
DAVE
Do you see white bubbles coming up over there?
PETE
No.
(beat)
Mine are green.
A PRODUCTION NUMBER begins where Dave comes out of the water as KING
NEPTUNE accompanied by EIGHT LITTLE KIDS IN FISH HEAD OUTFITS and TWO
CANS OF TUNA WITH THE LIDS OPEN AND DANCING LEGS. After the NUMBER COMES
TO AN END, Dave looks at the joint and then at Pete.
DAVE
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
I've had the script for years. It was posted here or DDLR, I don't remember where. Saw this article the other day and thought why the big deal, it's been out there forever.
Yeah, it's not anything new. But it is something that hasn't been circulated much in the last 10 years or so. If there was something newer that was newsworthy we'd be discussing it. Until then we can treat it like Netflix and binge-watch some old reruns... ;)
Netflix should produce it. The world is too uptight these days. The world needs a David Lee Roth enema and a blowjob from Nikki.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZahZoo
I had a similar thought that this could be something produced by Netflix... something in the spirit of Stranger Things, but have it surrounded by this weird cult like group of internet geeks modeled after this nutty place... LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Nitro Express
It says final draft but from memory reading it years ago it seemed short on jokes needing some work. It's also kind of short since usually 1 page = 1 minute in screenplays.
I also seem to remember there was a lot of stuff you wouldn't get away now racially or sexually. Actually none of it would make sense without the mass of 1980s cocaine that everyone involved in it was clearly up to their ears in. :)
That wasn't cocaine on the table, it was powdered sugar from the donuts.