This had to be asked at some point....

No one else did, so I figured...I'm just the virtual punching bag to do it, so go ahead, flame away and have fun! :)

Now, many fans (an non fans) in the course of Van Halen's history have questioned Dave's gender preference...There seems to be people always making rumors of Dave being bisexual or full-on gay. But here's my question to the Roth Army (get your torches and pitchforks ready)....Would it affect your opinion on the Toastmaster General of Rock N' Roll if it did come out that he was bisexual?

My opinion is....No. It would NOT affect my opinion or my view on Dave if he was bisexual. In the long run, it really doesn't matter what he likes, He'd still be the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

he is ghey...according to Kristy....so ask no more....

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Sure they have. Hundreds of times. It gets the same reaction everytime. I doubt anyone here that's here because they like the way the guy sings/sang/sung and don't really give a fuck if he's gay or not.

These threads are gayer than Dave is!

I'm the only guy I know who hasn't had sexual encounter with another guy.

I'm guessing that the majority of guys haven't but I can't know that.

What we really need is a Dave's Hair Thread. You know, just like the ones we had back when Fraggle was like 2 years old.

Everyone that posted a response in this thread is gay .................................................. ............................................... Oh, shit

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Embrace it. If nothing else, it doubles your chances to score on Friday nite.

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Funny but Freudian. You're a regular Paul Lynde.

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What we really need is a Dave's Hair Thread. You know, just like the ones we had back when Fraggle was like 2 years old.

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I saw an old interview yesterday with Dave and Alex talking about AC/DC and the monsters of rock tour from 78 or 79. Dave was already well on the way to bald then. Around the same time Angus Young said Van Halen was a pop band compared to AC/DC.

dave isn't gay, his hair is. that's why he bics his boobies...sailor

I dunno if Dave is gay or bisexual, but....

There are a lot of out-of-the-closet gay stars like Doogie Howser that are in long term, even monogamous, relationships. If Dave is gay or bi, that's fine. But he hasn't seemed to find a life-mate in his own gender either. So, I'm sorting of calling bullshit on the full on gay stuff. Perhaps he had some gay encounters when he was younger and under the whole androgynous Bowie thing. But it seems that Dave is incapable or a serious long term relationship regardless of gender. So the typical "he's just gay" thing doesn't apply anymore. And yes, the rumor that he "married his (male) chef" is also complete interweb bullshit as well. I think Dave is probably more or less heterosexual, but will be "just a gigolo" for life, and that song is far more truthful than even Dave would want to admit...

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And no, it would not alter my opinion of Dave if he were 1 of 3. FFS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlpcyeadaTk

Pansy Division is an actual fighting unit in the don't ask don't tell army. Slap fighting unit. Only the limp wristed need apply.

No jennifer Lawrence pics and now this .
Maybe Elvis is right ....... Perhaps you don't need a tuner .

he lives with his dog so he is a sodomite... :doh:

There's a lot of artists and musicians out there that are dude smootchin, pee-pee touchers™...

Who gives a rat's ass what they do in private... if the music is good... the music matters. That is all.

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My opinion is....No. It would NOT affect my opinion or my view on Dave if he was bisexual.

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Of course it wouldn't. You fags don't make a habit of hating other fags, do you?

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Of course it wouldn't. You fags don't make a habit of hating other fags, do you?

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Some "fags" definitely do......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVqv5a0ty3w

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Of course it wouldn't. You fags don't make a habit of hating other fags, do you?

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Most of the miserable cocksuckers here wouldn't admit it... even though they've had a bromance chubby for Dave since the first time they saw him prancing around like fucking Tinkerbell in women's tights...

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Some "fags" definitely do......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVqv5a0ty3w

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I really don't want to know why, or how, you found a video like that.

I think Dave has tried everything on the menu...twice. I also think if Dave were gay at some point Eddie, Alex or Michael would have made comments about that at the height of their hatred towards each other. I have never heard of any. Dave thinks on a different wavelength than most of us and probably is comfortable in his own sexuality. If anything it would probably give his career a boost and open up a new fanbase for himself as crazy as that sounds. At the very least he has banged more" beautiful girls" than any of us in 20 lifetimes. This whole topic is a total "whatever" to me. Just my 2 cents.

Well Sammy in his SHITTY book said a lot of homophobic things about Dave....

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Well Sammy in his SHITTY book said a lot of homophobic things about Dave....

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Why did you read it?

What exactly did he say?

Post up the quotes. All of them.

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Well Sammy in his SHITTY book said a lot of homophobic things about Dave....

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Why would you read a book by someone who sends you into a homicidal rage?

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Why did you read it?

What exactly did he say?

Post up the quotes. All of them.

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How about you don't .

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Why would you read a book by someone who sends you into a homicidal rage?

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He read von's book ?

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Why would you read a book by someone who sends you into a homicidal rage?

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Don't you mean homocidal?

Hahaha

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Don't you mean homocidal?

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In this case, yes, that's exactly what I meant.

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^^^^ this

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Why would you read a book by someone who sends you into a homicidal rage?

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Pass the time and distract from the temptation of changing the air conditioning setting?

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I've actually seen Pansy Division live. They used to do club tours of the West Coast all the time, even hitting smaller towns like Olympia. It wasn't a gay club either. Still only one gay bar in town as far as I know, and they don't have live bands. I like them because they're a punk band with a sense of humor. I mean, let's face it, a 6 ft 5 guy dancing around on stage in a dress (without any attempts to look like a tranny) IS funny.

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I mean, let's face it, a 6 ft 5 guy dancing around on stage in a dress (without any attempts to look like a tranny) IS funny.

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Who was more girly onstage, that guy or David Johansen?

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Who was more girly onstage, that guy or David Johansen?

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Never actually saw the Dolls live (and have no interest in the scab version) but they probably look "gayer" than Pansy Division, regardless of what their actual sexual orientations were.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JkOk25TsbU

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I mean, let's face it, a 6 ft 5 guy dancing around on stage in a dress (without any attempts to look like a tranny) IS funny.

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As long as his skirt's not too short it might be. Ever see the Ziggy Stardust movie? Male upskirts aren't my cup of tea.

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As long as his skirt's not too short it might be. Ever see the Ziggy Stardust movie? Male upskirts aren't my cup of tea.

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It's been years since I saw that movie. And I'm pretty sure I was in some form of chemically induced alternate reality when I saw it, so I really don't remember much. Is it out on Bluray or DVD?

Here's a clip. He doesn't show his panties in this one but he does later on in the movie. I was watching it with some other squids in Balboa Park in San Diego and we got up and left after it became obvious the guy who picked the camera angles was a cock gobbler. I still dig Bowie though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8sdsW93ThQ

Does that mean you would walk out of any movie directed by a heterosexual woman?