Thoughts on Day 1...

I think alot of people tuned in this morning wondering how David Lee Roth would fill Howard Stern's spot. I think alot of people tuned in this moring expecting to hear David Lee Roth try and do a Howard Stern-style radio broadcast.

The initial reaction from alot of people (not the Roth fans who are regulars here) was that the show was no good. I think those people have echoes of Howard Stern bouncing around their heads, and are comparing Roth to Stern.

Big mistake.

This IS new. This IS cutting edge. Roth's show IS going to fly right over alot of people's heads for a while. It is human nature to fear and attack what you don't understand. I think that the show will grow on people, once they realize that he is trying not to replace Howard Stern, but to do his own thing.

Dave's show will not be about lesbians making out in the studio...it won't be about throwing slices of bologna an naked chick's asses...it won't be about wheels-of-sex. Dave is smart enough to know that Stern is the best at that.

I think that when Roth cut to commercial just as that woman called and said she was naked and wet from the shower, that was an indication of how he wants to distance himself and his show from Howard Stern.

Smart move. One of the smartest, well read, well traveled people around.

The show today was a good start. Much better banter between Dave and Hux (is it Hux or Hutch?) than the Boston shows. Uncle Manny was fantastic. At least the first 20 minutes of Uncle Manny was. And then the last 10.

I'm excited and happy for Dave, and I look forward to hearing him improve with every show.

Good summary on the sociology of it. The review blogs are brutal out there. I think that's a good case.

Yeah, they are brutal...there's a 'gay-midget-robo-spanking-radio' void for alot of people that Dave didnt fill...

PA Rental, you ignorant slut.

I have to counterpoint here. Don't get me wrong, I love David Lee in both the hetero way and the brokeback mountain way. And the show today was STELLAR!!!!

(thanks to NickDFresh, good job soldier)

anyhoo... I dunno, Dave's had HOW MANY FUCKING MONTHS TO PREPARE FOR THIS????

And what did we get??? Fucking geriatric 90 year old Manny Lee Roth slapping his fucking dentures for an hour about the fucking kickass days of the 1930s???

Come Dave, Gimme a Break.

If I want to see that shit I'll head to the nursing home and talk to fucking STROKED OUT shitting himself grandad of mine hitch1917® who doesnt even fucking remember me.

lame lame lame.

but I have hope for the future. DAve's gonna be the best fucking radio dude out there.

BREASTS!!

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NIGGA NEED A STICKY

the franchize ****** was here. for a little while.

BREASTS!!

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It's going to be tough for him to survive the initial 'Dave's show isnt like Stern's show so it must suck' backlash...who knows how long it will last...hopefully his bosses have patience...

Who is hitch1969?

Hey Sarge's Little helper, get off your ass you drunk and fucking tell me...

Who is Hitch1969©?

Hitch1917...fucking classic...

So you say the show was stellar, and then in the same breath criticize Dave for only giving us Manny after having months to prepare for his first show? What the fuck?

And I mean that in the 'hoping to goad you into becoming mad at me so the sMALL bUT vIRILE oNE will post some rants up in this shit' way...

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Who is hitch1969?

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he's the biggest blackest chuck e cheese gorilla lookin motherfuckin badass ****** in the haY OWS!!!


MUCH LOVE TO MY PIMP NICKYD.

SAW THE SIG AT THE LINKS TOO, BRO. THAT AND TODAY'S DOWNLOADS HAVE YOU TOPPS COLLECTORS CARDS IN MY BOOK

who is hitch1969

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who is hitch1969

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hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

no question mark, bro.

Hitch How do you feel about the Possible CVH Reunion?

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he's the biggest blackest chuck e cheese gorilla lookin motherfuckin badass ****** in the haY OWS!!!


MUCH LOVE TO MY PIMP NICKYD.

SAW THE SIG AT THE LINKS TOO, BRO. THAT AND TODAY'S DOWNLOADS HAVE YOU TOPPS COLLECTORS CARDS IN MY BOOK

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Hitch is da' man, the king nigga' of the ARMY! And the fucking lame ass links...

Now give HITCH 1969© a sticky....

Hey Sarge's Little helper, get off your ass you drunk and fucking tell me...

Who is Hitch1969©?

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Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Hitch1917...fucking classic...

So you say the show was stellar, and then in the same breath criticize Dave for only giving us Manny after having months to prepare for his first show? What the fuck?

And I mean that in the 'hoping to goad you into becoming mad at me so the sMALL bUT vIRILE oNE will post some rants up in this shit' way...

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Yeah dude I was fucking with you. The Manny Lee Roth shit was entertaining.

I just hope that all those outside of our circle of trust understand dave's method of storytelling.

Me, I loved the entire show.

and no comparisons to stern... fuck that. apples and pussypies.

although technically Dave has pulled a fucking Hagar in taking over stern's radio show. I like the irony in that.

BREASTS!!

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Originally posted by hitch1969©


...and no comparisons to stern... fuck that. apples and pussypies.

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attention fuckhowardstern: this is your new signature. Make it happen.

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Hitch How do you feel about the Possible CVH Reunion?

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Look man.

Eddie Van Halen fired Sam Hagar in 96 and hired cherone. Swore that cherone was "in for life" and that he would never work with hagar without a lie detector test.

Then he fired cherone and recorded stuff with David Lee, who he also vowed to never work with again. But ultimately went on a grab the cash tour with Sam Hagar.

I think the classic van halen reunion with the diamond one is INEVITABLE.

IF

and

ONLY IF

eddie can live long enough for alex's ex-wive's payola to run out.

it's a battle to the finish line as ed drinks himself to death and alex took 2004 to the bank.

but only time will tell if they stand the test of time.

my money's on alex running out of money and eddie maintaining a functional alcoholism.

count on a cvh reunion my good friend.

COCKSUCKERS N SOCKFUCKERS!!

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I think that main complaint, which is valid, is why didn't he start his first show with a huge guest to blow everyone out of the water? For a first show, it was certainly very mild. Could be the in like a lamb, out like a lion theory.

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Originally posted by RealRoth
I think that main complaint, which is valid, is why didn't he start his first show with a huge guest to blow everyone out of the water? For a first show, it was certainly very mild. Could be the in like a lamb, out like a lion theory.

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You mean like Ed?lol

I thought it was pretty good. It will only get better, shame on the Philly callers for ripping on Dave....BASTARDS!

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LMFAO!!!

IT wouldn't fit in the sig .... but how's this?

"Doing the Unexpected" is more DLR Style.........which means....he might have someone on his show that will blow everyone away "Unannounced"......therefore, you need to tune in each day to find out.....cuz who knows?

DLR might bring on AVH or EVH unannounced now that he initiated the call to AVH, but I doubt if he is going to announce on his show "Hey Guys, tune in tomorrow when we'll have special guest Alex Van Halen, my former band mate will be in the studio".......

DLR's way is going to be totally spontaneous....kinda like his concert schedule....you just never know if he's going to make an appearance until the last minute.

I'm glad he got the inevitable "prank" caller out of the way this morning......


It'll cease when they realize they can't rattle him....

He put up with the drunken sisters for years...how could some Howie sycophant get on his nerves!!!LOL

Matt's right:
It's good that he got the first caller out of the way. He can't be rattled. Howard Stern fans are sichoofents. Also I think that David Lee Roth has great hair. It's way better then stupid Howard Sterns's is.

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Come on, geeesh! We are all Dave fans but even he wouldn't agree at this point.

Howard Stern was great when he was pushing the envelope and his show was unique and fresh. The problem was Howard was stuck in a rut and the world got tired of listening to the same antics over and over. How many porn stars can we really listen to and it got to where we already knew what questions Howard was going to ask. "Do you like a pocket rocket vibrator or the Hitachi Wonderwand?" I think the amusing thing about Howard Stern was he was asking all the questions we would have loved to ask when we were horny 13 year olds. Howard Stern was a horny, inquisitive 13 year old who wanked off to porn who happened to be in an adult body with porn stars as guests on his own radio show. It was all great but society and world changed and we no longer became entertained because what Howard was doing was no longer shocking. He blames the religiouse right but I think many of us have hit the oversaturation limit and want something else besides the same old naked jello wrestling.

I found Dave' show refreshing. For being the man who was notoriouse at taking over other people's radio shows and running his mouth, he let his guests talk. That really is the key to being a good host. Let the guest talk and then have the ability to play off of that. Dave has that potential. Johnny Carson was a master at that format.

Listened to the show...it blows!...get back on stage