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  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 8966

    Roth Sued by Gardner

    How did this get missed..? The top news story involving Diamond Dave for 2017... LOL

    From TMZ:

    David Lee Roth's dog allegedly took a bloody bite out of a landscaper, but the former Van Halen frontman claims it was, at worst, a small nip.

    The landscaper, Timothy Salinas, says he was doing maintenance work in Roth's Pasadena yard when the rocker's Australian Cattle dog suddenly attacked and took a chunk out of his lower left calf. Salinas says his boss told him he'd lose his job if he reported it.

    Roth begs to differ. He tells us he never hired Salinas, he hired the landscaping company. He also points out Salinas waited 47 days before going to the hospital -- and he only found out about it after Salinas made an insurance claim.

    Roth's lawyer Ed McPherson says the whole thing is nothing more than a celebrity shakedown, although pics of the alleged attack look pretty gnarly.
    David Lee Roth's dog allegedly took a bloody bite out of a landscaper, but Roth claims it was, at worst, a small nip.
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
  • Terry
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 11953

    #2
    Somebody get him a doctor.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35160

      #3
      The pic shows a nip at worst.



      The story went away I guess it was settled for a few hundred bucks.

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11191

        #4
        A few hundred bucks and the gardener got to play tambourine on Wolfgang's solo album.
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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        • Terry
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 11953

          #5
          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          The pic shows a nip at worst.



          The story went away I guess it was settled for a few hundred bucks.
          The bite radius looks suspiciously like it conforms to Roth's dental work, as evidenced on the right side of the photos.

          Call InfoWars and TMZ: Roth's a cannibal.
          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32797

            #6
            Sounds like the landscaping company is worried about bringing attention to itself because they probably hire illegal aliens as landscapers. Nothing we all don't know already. With Trump's ICE prowling around you got to be careful these days. California doesn't give a shit.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • ZahZoo
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 8966

              #7
              The cannibal angle seems plausible... Ya think Roth may have picked up the taste for human flesh during one of his jungle adventures in the 80's..?
              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32797

                #8
                Originally posted by ZahZoo
                The cannibal angle seems plausible... Ya think Roth may have picked up the taste for human flesh during one of his jungle adventures in the 80's..?
                Yeah Roth is probably a member of the Illuminati and they were doing a Satanic ritual where they were eating humans and one of the people MS-13 trafficked to be used as sacrifices in Los Angeles elitist Illuminati ceremonies escaped.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Terry
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11953

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  Yeah Roth is probably a member of the Illuminati and they were doing a Satanic ritual where they were eating humans and one of the people MS-13 trafficked to be used as sacrifices in Los Angeles elitist Illuminati ceremonies escaped.
                  I...I...I knew it! I fucking KNEW it!

                  All this time, I knew it.

                  Even when I didn't KNOW it, I SUSPECTED it.

                  Okay, here's the plan:

                  a) Am going to look at some internet porn, jack off, then take a nap.
                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                  • ZahZoo
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8966

                    #10
                    The wrasslin masks and now a dog eating gardners is all starting to make sense...

                    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32797

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Terry
                      I...I...I knew it! I fucking KNEW it!

                      All this time, I knew it.

                      Even when I didn't KNOW it, I SUSPECTED it.

                      Okay, here's the plan:

                      a) Am going to look at some internet porn, jack off, then take a nap.
                      Remember you heard it from me first. I out scooped InfoWars on this story. Smacking Little Elvis to porn is why the internet exists. Wait until sex robots become affordable. Nobody will leave their house.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ZahZoo
                        The wrasslin masks and now a dog eating gardners is all starting to make sense...

                        Heard Dave was supposed to play the lead in Nacho Libre but his dog kept attacking people so Jack Black got the part.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32797

                          #13
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Terry
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11953

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Nitro Express
                            Remember you heard it from me first. I out scooped InfoWars on this story. Smacking Little Elvis to porn is why the internet exists. Wait until sex robots become affordable. Nobody will leave their house.
                            Once sex robots that can cook and clean become readily affordable, the divorce rate will spike up to 99%.
                            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49136

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Terry
                              Once sex robots that can cook and clean become readily affordable, the divorce rate will spike up to 99%.
                              What makes you think the sexbots wont divorce us?

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