https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LL9026dDe4
Well, thank fuck we have such a tremendous news source as the Dumb Jerks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8e_jPQx9jI
The dancing bartender? Can I see that at Joe's?
Anyway, same old dance, different year...
Or the gay pedophile you loved and voted for?Quote:
Originally Posted by jacksmar
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Stepping out of character here for a second:
Nick, I honestly don't know this guy is or what district he represents.
Back again; but if you want his little black book, give me his name, what district he represents and which apartment building/ renewed urban project in downtown Buffalo to address this sought after pages of wonderment.
This has really been on your mind for a long time. I sleep with women in their late 50s and early 60s. That's my age group. When I was playing with the tribute act I would get the privilege of checking out women that are half my age. But there was a problem with that. This new generation of women coming up behind us like a lot of the same things we do. For instance; love to be photographed, like to be photographed during sex, they invite their friends readily, and hot tubs are something genuinely new to these women. They love to get relaxed with some wine, foot massages (and I'm the foot fucking master), and to be treated like women by men that haven't acquiesced away their masculinity for political ideology. They're sexy, soft, and multi-orgasmic.
I forgot what the problem was. Oh yeah, comes to me again: they get pregnant!
And again for the record: I haven't played the tribute act for years now. So I just have to settle for the occasional woman that brings her niece along for the weekend. You know the niece, that just broke up with her boyfriend and heard auntie was going to Florida. She ends up meeting me and my two roommates. She stays in the back of the house near the dock that leads to the intercoastal waterway. The two roommates and auntie head to the spa for the afternoon. I tell the niece, going parasailing the place is yours. Turns out she's always wanted to try parasailing. Afterward we end up in a pickup volleyball game down at Caddys. Get her back to meet up with everybody for dinner.
I've said way too much. Keep track of the gay man...
Why, are you in with the gays and privy to their books? :D Got lots of numbers there, do ya?Quote:
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I tend to go for dancing bartenders in their 20's-30's...
Well I gotta tell you that's just excellent. I guess we'll dance as long as we can. My hope here is that everyone that gets a chance to dance with a pretty girl doesn't let that chance go by.
Even if the chance to dance with a pretty girl to Dance The Night Away is only 3:07 Minutes, count that as a good day!!