Decorating - Page 2

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-21-2009, 11:34 PM

Anyway, we must cell-a-brrate, c'mon!

Cheers!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-21-2009, 11:40 PM

Uncle Adolf himself joins the celebrations.

He's right, you know?

Cheers!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-21-2009, 11:40 PM

Cheers!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-21-2009, 11:41 PM

Rejoice, everyone.

Cheers!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-21-2009, 11:45 PM

HEADBANG!!!!! MOSH PIT!!!!!!!

Cheers!

**GAR** · 11-22-2009, 12:21 AM

Sylicker's award is fair and true...
Lesfunk's award has been years coming thru.
However, Nick is an asshole and Sheeppenner, too;
BUTT recind your mis-bling'd bling or I've had it with you.

**GAR** · 11-22-2009, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lesfunk

Well I'll cuntinue to work the Scat angle and gee how far it takes me...oooer

Les I am so happy for you.

You are now an offical DM! You join the ranks of the original four;

Cato
GA
EdwardoCatFlappo and Mr Grimsdale

Again the whore sniffing satan's rear end is a masterpiece I'd like to make poster sized on Fedex's plotter. But if I spend good money for that I need your autograph on it.

Also your social security # would be needed, too. And your Chase ATM pin #

birthdate
city of birth
mom's maiden name etc etc etc

**GAR** · 11-22-2009, 12:28 AM

sorry.. "the hooer" or Prozza.

Forgot this was the dump. Natch.

**Reverberator** · 11-22-2009, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAR

Sylicker's award is fair and true...
Lesfunk's award has been years coming thru.
However, Nick is an asshole and Sheeppenner, too;
BUTT recind your mis-bling'd bling or I've had it with you.

For the record I am the one who has been giving these out , I am the one who had the idea , I am the one who has taken the time to reward the good folk of the dump ....with no help and no suggestions from anyone else , so you see I'll award these things to who the fuck I like.

Now .... being as you don't recognise me as being a Dump meister and being as you have your history wrong you probably won't be getting one.

**Reverberator** · 11-22-2009, 07:03 AM

Well , I've looked for the origonal Mr Grimsdale thread entitled 'The Dump Meisters' , unfortunately it seems to have been deleted , in that thread the term Dump Meister was first used naming Cato , Mr Badguy , Flappo , Golden Awe , Figs ,Reverberator , Mr Grimsdale and I think GAR too! way back in 2004. The other groups before that were the three amigos etc etc etc....

The thread that was the precursor to the 'Dumpmeisters' thread is the stickyd thread ' THE place to be

That's where the Dump Meisters came from like it or not , so get your history right.

**Reverberator** · 11-22-2009, 11:54 AM

This is a big award ....

This one is for someone who is such a cunt the word was invented for him , he played a massive part in day out 1&2 and was quite literally the mad bastard out of all of us involved , He kept us in cwoffee and told us tales of newva yoyk ...

I haven't seen him here for a while , but he'll be back , so the award of.......

The Dump Meisters cross of the DMs cross with oak leaves swords and diamonds goes to....

Figs.

Larvelly.

**lesfunk** · 11-22-2009, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAR

Les I am so happy for you.

You are now an offical DM! You join the ranks of the original four;

Cato
GA
EdwardoCatFlappo and Mr Grimsdale

Again the whore sniffing satan's rear end is a masterpiece I'd like to make poster sized on Fedex's plotter. But if I spend good money for that I need your autograph on it.

Also your social security # would be needed, too. And your Chase ATM pin #

birthdate
city of birth
mom's maiden name etc etc etc

Please be seated please...
The most brilliant thing about all my masterpieces is that they are Stolen! HA!

**Reverberator** · 11-29-2009, 07:17 PM

After all of this hacking bollocks I think there may be a award or the owner of the site....ja?

**Reverberator** · 11-30-2009, 03:46 PM

Ok I am going to award this whether he wants it or not ....

The top dumpmeister award , that only flappo , awe , grimsdale and I were going to get is going to be presented again.

The Dumpmeisters cross of the DMs cross with golden oak leaves swords and diamonds is presented to .....

Sarge.

For allowing all of our cuntish behavior on his splendid website.

**lesfunk** · 11-30-2009, 04:08 PM

Gotta give props to dem Hitlers. They was some Marching Motherfuckers!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-30-2009, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

Ok I am going to award this whether he wants it or not ....

The top dumpmeister award , that only flappo , awe , grimsdale and I were going to get is going to be presented again.

The Dumpmeisters cross of the DMs cross with golden oak leaves swords and diamonds is presented to .....

Sarge.

For allowing all of our cuntish behavior on his splendid website.

And a juster award was never given... Sarge is da man!

Cheers!

**Reverberator** · 12-06-2009, 07:14 PM

suggestions?

**VanHalener** · 12-06-2009, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

suggestions?

-German breasts-

**Reverberator** · 12-07-2009, 03:34 PM

I'd love to fuck a German bird , I bet they're really fucking kinky.

**Golden AWe** · 12-07-2009, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

I'd love to fuck a German bird , I bet they're really fucking kinky.

and their porn...i once boúght a "normal" german porn movie VHS. the adds from other films naturally had sodomy, eating cack...larvely.

**GAR** · 12-08-2009, 05:16 AM

If Figs don't come in here and pick up his award, I'm going to Tubgirl it.

Mmm.. curry..

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 12-08-2009, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden AWe

and their porn...i once boúght a "normal" german porn movie VHS. the adds from other films naturally had sodomy, eating cack...larvely.

Uhuhu, sure you did... I bet you bought a filthy film that had adds of normal movies.

Germans & Japanese seem to have a fixation for consuming fecal matter...

... not that it subtracts from the grateness of both cuntries, but what's the link?

Cheers!

**GAR** · 12-08-2009, 11:55 PM

Some birds decorated my windshield this morning.

And by "birds" the word I'm looking for is more like "orangutang."

**GAR** · 12-10-2009, 03:39 AM

Wiped off flank-turds
With her loofah
Dropped a poopah
In the sewah
While she showered
A stuf't vulvah

**Golden AWe** · 12-10-2009, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker

Uhuhu, sure you did... I bet you bought a filthy film that had adds of normal movies.

Germans & Japanese seem to have a fixation for consuming fecal matter...

... not that it subtracts from the grateness of both cuntries, but what's the link?

Cheers!

Unfortunately not...the one I bought, randomly came from a automatic box on the street, outside a filthy video store. You know, if you're afraid of public porn purchases, you could lurk there in the middle of a night, insert coins (~25-30 krones = 4-5 euros), and it would drop you a random film from it's collection. A nightly porn lotto machine!

One of the kewlest things I've ever, ever seen.

**Matt White** · 12-10-2009, 09:46 PM

"nightly porn lotto machine"

BRILLIANT

the 21st century......what a time to be alive

**lesfunk** · 12-10-2009, 10:12 PM

The best part is Everybody Gets a Prize!

**GAR** · 12-11-2009, 03:27 AM

Grease the skids, and skid that grease!

**Golden AWe** · 12-11-2009, 05:53 AM

Here are the driving instructions:

Videobutikker og -klubber - KIMA-Video i Horsens | Denmark.net

**GAR** · 12-12-2009, 12:38 AM

Shit! Just up the street from Torvet!

**GAR** · 12-19-2009, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

That's where the Dump Meisters came from like it or not , so get your history right.

Ah Mr BADGUY is the missing one of the original Four Whoresmen.. thank you. Thought we'd lost such worthless /data

**Reverberator** · 12-19-2009, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAR

Ah Mr BADGUY is the missing one of the original Four Whoresmen.. thank you. Thought we'd lost such worthless /data

Yep , but not Dump Meisters.

There were not four original DM's.

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 12-19-2009, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden AWe

Unfortunately not...the one I bought, randomly came from a automatic box on the street, outside a filthy video store. You know, if you're afraid of public porn purchases, you could lurk there in the middle of a night, insert coins (~25-30 krones = 4-5 euros), and it would drop you a random film from it's collection. A nightly porn lotto machine!

One of the kewlest things I've ever, ever seen.

That's... the most brilliant thing I've read this decade!!!

Dear Gawd, the sheer jaeniosity of it!

I'd've spent AT LEAST 50 euros on that shit.

Cheers!

**GAR** · 12-19-2009, 04:42 PM

I admires your lechery (1) times.

That was pretty filthy stuff, you are truly worthy of Dumping.

**Reverberator** · 12-23-2009, 09:00 PM

Merry xmas dump fuckers.

**Golden AWe** · 12-23-2009, 09:42 PM

Same to you Rev. Hoping a slutty christmas female elf drops by at your place.

**ace diamond** · 12-23-2009, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

I'd love to fuck a German bird , I bet they're really fucking kinky.

when i was in munich 5 years ago, i had one.
it's all true.

**lesfunk** · 12-23-2009, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

Merry xmas dump fuckers.

Up The Crudder!

**GAR** · 12-24-2009, 02:05 AM

I left a wrapped shatbox present, with a bow for my former boss 4am yesterday on his doorstep.

Hope they put it under the tree!

**Golden AWe** · 12-24-2009, 05:35 AM

The drunken elves always leave surprises under the tree...

11-21-2009, 11:34 PM	#41 (permalink)
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Imapus_Sylicker Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,289 Thanks: 333 Thanked 368 Times in 274 Posts Groans: 91 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 6	Uncle Adolf himself joins the celebrations. He's right, you know? Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC

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Imapus_Sylicker Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,289 Thanks: 333 Thanked 368 Times in 274 Posts Groans: 91 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 6	Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC

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Imapus_Sylicker Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,289 Thanks: 333 Thanked 368 Times in 274 Posts Groans: 91 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 6	Rejoice, everyone. Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC

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Imapus_Sylicker Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,289 Thanks: 333 Thanked 368 Times in 274 Posts Groans: 91 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 6	HEADBANG!!!!! MOSH PIT!!!!!!! Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC

11-30-2009, 04:08 PM	#55 (permalink)
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