Decorating

**Reverberator** · 11-13-2009, 06:45 PM

Over the weekend I will be giving out a reward to some of you cunts .....

stay tuned.

**Reverberator** · 11-13-2009, 07:51 PM

Rightyho...

This is it ...rewards for cunts of the dump , in my opinion long overdue.

This is the place where we/you get decorated for your outstanding efforts in the dump.

They can be won for funnyness , porn posting , being a cunt , suching DMs cochs (female) , owning , popgear , fucking about , and organising days out.

There are many forms of these decorations although they follow the same theme and if you have given it some motherfucker in da dump maaaaan .....ye could get one.

Sooooo ... I will be awarding four ...right now , the rest will be agreed by senior mod DMs .

OK . the first four are.....

Mr Grimsdale

Flappo

Golden Awe

Reverberator

Will receve ....

The Dump meisters cross of the DMs cross with golden oak leaves , swords and diamonds.

Good luck .....I will post the two others who will get a deviation ( lower) of this award over the weekend.....Gertcha.

**Reverberator** · 11-13-2009, 09:00 PM

And yes licker you will be one .... being as you're watching.

**Reverberator** · 11-13-2009, 09:05 PM

are there any dirty prozza dump mistresses in my vicinity who such , or have I got to wake up the fucking mrs?

**Shoes, Sensible** · 11-13-2009, 09:39 PM

Perhaps if you translate....

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-13-2009, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

And yes licker you will be one .... being as you're watching.

I am honoured, Revver.

Heil Dump! Heil Dump!

Cheers!

**standin** · 11-14-2009, 12:06 AM

What a relief, I thought this would be about decorating.
Though the curiosity of what Reverberator in Hitchworld (c) would dream up was more stare factor than I could resist.
Carry on or away, either or.

**Golden AWe** · 11-14-2009, 05:34 PM

Hooray!!!

Let's celebrate this over some russian billiard!

**Reverberator** · 11-14-2009, 05:43 PM

hahaha...love yer sig.

**Golden AWe** · 11-14-2009, 06:01 PM

Love yers too!

oops do we sound gay or what

let's kill some peasants to regain our manhood

**Reverberator** · 11-14-2009, 06:06 PM

Yeah .... big boy...mmm.

Pm me for your choice of recipients...and grades.

**Golden AWe** · 11-14-2009, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

Yeah .... big boy...mmm.

Pm me for your choice of recipients...and grades.

well...something regarding to afrika korps would be GRATE

**lesfunk** · 11-14-2009, 06:57 PM

You're Welcome

**lesfunk** · 11-14-2009, 07:06 PM

here's your chance fist pumpers

**lesfunk** · 11-14-2009, 07:09 PM

But Herr Adolph gets his revenge

**lesfunk** · 11-14-2009, 07:10 PM

You may have noticed Hagar's Comet passing by in the back ground...

**Golden AWe** · 11-14-2009, 10:09 PM

hagar's comet = a hamburger?

**lesfunk** · 11-14-2009, 10:17 PM

A Flaming Cock! You Finnish Weasel!

**GAR** · 11-16-2009, 03:22 AM

I have 3 things to say about this:

1. Rothfans Threads: 2,893, Posts: 67,198, Members: 199, Active Members: 42

2. Tubgirl:

3. The famed Pojo vs Grant war: http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/repo...bel-t8119.html

**Golden AWe** · 11-16-2009, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAR

3. The famed Pojo vs Grant war: http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/repo...bel-t8119.html

HAHAH

i hadn't seen this!

**diamondsgirl** · 11-16-2009, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reverberator

Rightyho...

This is it ...rewards for cunts of the dump , in my opinion long overdue.

This is the place where we/you get decorated for your outstanding efforts in the dump.

They can be won for funnyness , porn posting , being a cunt , suching DMs cochs (female) , owning , popgear , fucking about , and organising days out.

There are many forms of these decorations although they follow the same theme and if you have given it some motherfucker in da dump maaaaan .....ye could get one.

Sooooo ... I will be awarding four ...right now , the rest will be agreed by senior mod DMs .

OK . the first four are.....

Mr Grimsdale

Flappo

Golden Awe

Reverberator

Will receve ....

The Dump meisters cross of the DMs cross with golden oak leaves , swords and diamonds.

Good luck .....I will post the two others who will get a deviation ( lower) of this award over the weekend.....Gertcha.

congrats to all!

**Reverberator** · 11-18-2009, 04:05 PM

I will be awarding some awards when I award myself the time to do so.....

So far I have four .... two will get a Dumpmeisters cross.... one will get a DMs cross of the dumpmeisters cross with oak leaves and one will get a DMs cross of the Dumpmeisters cross with oak leaves and swords.

Hope thats clear.

**lesfunk** · 11-18-2009, 04:09 PM

**Golden AWe** · 11-18-2009, 05:53 PM

hooray for boobies!!!

:evil:

**GAR** · 11-20-2009, 03:00 AM

Hahahahaaha! Lesfunk you are a very talented graphics designer.

If I had half your talent.. I mean if I had talent.. I mean I can't hold a pencil compared to your werkes du arte!

**GAR** · 11-20-2009, 03:02 AM

I need to get back to popgearing again. I need something with more than 1mb of video memory in its mammory.

**lesfunk** · 11-20-2009, 03:08 AM

Black Supremacist scat action

**GAR** · 11-20-2009, 03:28 AM

The lines, the shape, the coloreds..

You were a gifted child, I know it!

**Reverberator** · 11-20-2009, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAR

Hahahahaaha! Lesfunk you are a very talented graphics designer.

If I had half your talent.. I mean if I had talent.. I mean I can't hold a pencil compared to your werkes du arte!

This is why he gets this........

The Dumpmeisters cross.

Awarded by moi for outstanding fucking about , for many years.

Well done Les .

**lesfunk** · 11-21-2009, 04:38 AM

I have not prepared a speech. so... Fakk off Parky! ooer missus!

**Reverberator** · 11-21-2009, 10:17 AM

Well said.

**Reverberator** · 11-21-2009, 10:24 AM

The next one might not be so obvious....this person has popped in from time to time and I think he was on 'day out 2' I'll have to check.

His massive knowledge of military shit as well as his massive coch has earned him....

The Dumpmeisters cross is arwarded to......

Nickdfresh.

I'm now going for a celebratory wank.

Two more later.

**lesfunk** · 11-21-2009, 02:00 PM

The initial stages of my rise to power are proceeding as planned....What are the requirements for receiving the Blue Max?

**lesfunk** · 11-21-2009, 02:06 PM

tasty...

**Reverberator** · 11-21-2009, 02:51 PM

I'm afraid there are no blue maxes.

An explaination of grades is in order so here goes....

The Dumpmeisters cross is entry level , then it is graded as follows....

Dumpmeisters cross of the DMs cross with oak leaves

Dumpmeisters cross of the DMs cross with oak leaves and swords

Dumpmeisters cross of the DMs cross with oak leaves swords and diamonds

Dumpmeisters cross of the DMs cross with golden oak leaves swords and diamonds

These are all atainable even if you already have a cross you can upgrade by doing some seriously good shit in the dump.

There is one more grade....The grand cross of the DMs cross , this will only be awarded to the person who either brings the whole interwebnet down and fucks the world up or DLR could have it , but the cunt has to ask for it in this here thread.

Happy days.

**lesfunk** · 11-21-2009, 02:53 PM

Well I'll cuntinue to work the Scat angle and gee how far it takes me...oooer

**Reverberator** · 11-21-2009, 03:57 PM

Right.....there are some people who are cunts and some who are CUNTS....

The next medal goes to someone who lurks around a lot , talks utter shite and would cry if I didn't give him one , but we wouldn't have him any other way the foriegn barstood.

The Dumpmeisters cross of the DMs cross with oak leaves goes to.....

ImapusSylicker.

Well done Dick.

**Golden AWe** · 11-21-2009, 08:46 PM

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-21-2009, 11:14 PM

Oi, waddaya mean, I'd cry if you didn't g"ive me one".

Are you implying that I'm a fairy or a crybaby?

I haven't been a crybaby ever since I was 19, and as for the rest, it was an accident. I was drunk, and there's was a wig & a dress involved, never you mind who the hell was wearing what.

Nevertheless, I shall wear this decoration with pride, seeing as being a decorated Dump Meister is the highest achievement of cuntness.

Cheers!

**Imapus_Sylicker** · 11-21-2009, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden AWe

Ah, yes... Mr. Grimsdale's youth.

Brings a tear to the eye.

Cheers!

11-13-2009, 09:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
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lesfunk Commando Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the bunker Age: 43 Posts: 1,152 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 199 Thanked 213 Times in 153 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 19 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 10	A Flaming Cock! You Finnish Weasel! __________________ I'm Not a Nazi, I'm just extremely right wing. -Mr. Grimsdale

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lesfunk Commando Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the bunker Age: 43 Posts: 1,152 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 199 Thanked 213 Times in 153 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 19 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 10	I have not prepared a speech. so... Fakk off Parky! ooer missus! __________________ I'm Not a Nazi, I'm just extremely right wing. -Mr. Grimsdale

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lesfunk Commando Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the bunker Age: 43 Posts: 1,152 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 199 Thanked 213 Times in 153 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 19 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 10	The initial stages of my rise to power are proceeding as planned....What are the requirements for receiving the Blue Max? __________________ I'm Not a Nazi, I'm just extremely right wing. -Mr. Grimsdale

11-21-2009, 02:53 PM	#36 (permalink)
lesfunk Commando Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: the bunker Age: 43 Posts: 1,152 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 199 Thanked 213 Times in 153 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 19 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 10	Well I'll cuntinue to work the Scat angle and gee how far it takes me...oooer __________________ I'm Not a Nazi, I'm just extremely right wing. -Mr. Grimsdale

11-21-2009, 11:14 PM	#39 (permalink)
Imapus_Sylicker Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Albufeira, Portugal Age: 28 Posts: 2,329 Thanks: 342 Thanked 377 Times in 282 Posts Groans: 94 Groaned at 62 Times in 57 Posts Rep Power: 7	Oi, waddaya mean, I'd cry if you didn't g"ive me one". Are you implying that I'm a fairy or a crybaby? I haven't been a crybaby ever since I was 19, and as for the rest, it was an accident. I was drunk, and there's was a wig & a dress involved, never you mind who the hell was wearing what. Nevertheless, I shall wear this decoration with pride, seeing as being a decorated Dump Meister is the highest achievement of cuntness. Cheers! __________________ Imapus Sylicker, the Almighty Destroyer of Barrels. "When I was a working man I didn't want to go to a concert for some bastard to talk down to me that I should be thinking of some kid in Africa." - Brian Johnson, AC/DC

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