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Thread: THE OFFICIAL CHAS N DAVE THREAD

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    Your favorite Chas 'n' Dave song.

    Your favorite Chas 'n' Dave tune.

    This is probably the only time you will EVER be asked this question , so think carefully .

    Mine is Gertcha .

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    Ok then , first one to come up with one ( not Gertcha ) gets a fiver starer .

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    Ok , I'll give you a clue , one word RABBIT .

    Just type RABBIT and you get a vote , fuck me !!!

    Only applies to first post .

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    uh....rabbit?

    Honestly, dude, I've never heard of them.
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    It's ok , it's a bit of a joke thread really

    Chas 'n' Dave for those who don't know are a bit of a fun band from larndon that sing cockney songs for cockney's .

    Their most famous tune is probably for the uk tv comedy show ' In sickness and in health ' that starred Warren Mitchell as Alf Garnett.

    So come on now , What is your favourite Chas 'n' Dave song?

    You can't have 'in sickness and in health' now either .

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    as im a tottenham supporter its gotta be 'ossies dream'.!.margate is pretty rad aswell!.ive got rabbit as the ringtone on my phone when my bird phones me(she really has got more rabbit than sainsburys!!)..do i get a vote?

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    Originally posted by beatsthatgoboom
    as im a tottenham supporter its gotta be 'ossies dream'.!.margate is pretty rad aswell!.ive got rabbit as the ringtone on my phone when my bird phones me(she really has got more rabbit than sainsburys!!)..do i get a vote?
    Yeea , you can be happy in the knowledge that you, my man have earnt yerself a vote for yur knowledge on C&D , but unfortunatly you have had to be denied for your support of spurs .

    Aston Villa , would have been the right answer

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    Ok folks heres your definitive Chas n Dave

    Rabbit

    You wont stop talking why dont you give it a rest?

    Youve got more rabbit than Sainsburys , its time you got it orf your chest

    Now you were just the kind of girl to break my heart in two

    I knew right orf when i first set my eyes on you

    But how was i to know youd bend me earole too

    With your inssesent talking

    youre becoming a pest

    rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit yap yap yap yap rabbit yap yap

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    The sideboard song

    I dont care, I dont care, I dont care if he comes round here

    I got my beer on the sideboard here , let mother sort it out if he comes round here

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    english people are so boring sometimes. you better go working.....

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    How can you even think that the mighty Charles n David are boring?

    You have a lot to learn Frenchie dear boy

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    gercha
    rabbit
    down to margate

    three of the best

    fookin' top shite

    chas n'dave are musical gods, nearly as good as the macc lads
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    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?

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    See even the mighty Grimsdale knows its true

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    You can forget yer costa brava , im tellin you mate id rather av a day down in Margit wiv all me family

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    snooker fookin' loopy

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    Nuts are fuckin we

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    why mr badguy hasn't made this sticky is beyond me

    i think he's gone gay

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    There are a lot of interesting things that will be going on here in the Chas 'n ' Dave appriciation thread .

    I would just like to thank our newest member Mr G for his valued contribution , and has therfore been accepted as our newest Chazzer .

    Coming soon

    Full transcription for Gertcha

    And what really went on down in Margit.

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    CHAS & DAVE The only choice !

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    vote chaz n'dave in 2005

    get blair out!

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    Yeah , free jellied eels on the NHS

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    There aint no pleasing you

    im Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrked (c)1982 Simon Weston .

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    Calling all Chazzers , calling all Chazzers !

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    reminds me of the time i educated everyone in the ways of the macc lads

    don't people realise we're doing them a great service

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    It's as if the majority of human beings have impared hearing coz once you've heard the MIGHTY Chas 'n' Dave no other music will do fakkers(c)

    I remember the Macc Lads , fakkin (c) top bollox .

    Long time ago though .
    Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
    the chazzers are so lucky
    so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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    Chas n Dave Army
    Last edited by Reverberator; 09-13-2004 at 09:46 AM.

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    THIS IS WOT IT,S ALL ABARRT
    Last edited by Reverberator; 09-13-2004 at 11:08 AM.

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    Fak(c) it
    Last edited by Reverberator; 09-13-2004 at 01:43 PM.

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    look at these fakkers(c)

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    knees up mother brown
    knees up mother brown
    under the table you must go
    ee-aye ee-aye
    ee-aye oh

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    After the pub this is where to fakkin(c) hang out .

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    the place to go for yer family holiday fakkers(c)

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    Chas n Dave's new drummer Philphy Phillipa Naylor has to be restrained after a fracas fuelled by alcohol and drugs

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    Can You please move this classic shit to the dump

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    no, sticky it in MAIN!

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    Give us a sticky errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    i 'ate you butlurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    What's their best album?

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    The Best of Chas 'n' Dave

    music club Mccd 457

    Thank you for your interest .

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    Originally posted by Figs
    What's their best album?
    just get something by them figs, trust me you'll love it

    at first you'll think, woah?

    but after a while you will think, woah!

    ...and soon after you'll be going down to margate

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