Signs You're Being Rescued by DLR

[Nigel]

1) He mutters something about being out of Demerol and offers a swig of JD.
2) You feel a crushing pain in your chest; from the sheer volume of his ego.
3) Halfway thru CPR, Sammy Hagar steps in to finish up.
4) He keeps twirling, straddling and flossing his crotch with your IV stand.
5) Diagnosis: sprained ankle, Treatment, Medical marijuana for him.
6) Oh-Oh-Oh, Jamie's Dyin'.
7) Leans over and whispers that while he values his ambulance partners skill's, he's pretty sure he's more successful on his own.
8) No CPR needed. That blood curdling scream brought you back to consciousness all by itself.
9) Pulse 85 and shallow. BP; 120 over 70. Sammy Hagar: Total Asshole.
10) Unfortunately, he can't save you without Eddie at his side.

Don't flame me people, just thought you could use a laugh.

Cheers,

Nigel

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Nigel


Don't flame me people, just thought you could use a laugh.

Cheers,

Nigel

Your flaming enough on your own, Pal. Don't quit your day job SHECKY GREEN!!!



DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[manwiththedogs]

Originally posted by Nigel
1) He mutters something about being out of Demerol and offers a swig of JD.
2) You feel a crushing pain in your chest; from the sheer volume of his ego.
3) Halfway thru CPR, Sammy Hagar steps in to finish up.
4) He keeps twirling, straddling and flossing his crotch with your IV stand.
5) Diagnosis: sprained ankle, Treatment, Medical marijuana for him.
6) Oh-Oh-Oh, Jamie's Dyin'.
7) Leans over and whispers that while he values his ambulance partners skill's, he's pretty sure he's more successful on his own.
8) No CPR needed. That blood curdling scream brought you back to consciousness all by itself.
9) Pulse 85 and shallow. BP; 120 over 70. Sammy Hagar: Total Asshole.
10) Unfortunately, he can't save you without Eddie at his side.

Don't flame me people, just thought you could use a laugh.

Cheers,

Nigel

Some folks jus` be BEGGIN to be thrown into the asshole pen....

[Rothmanolo]

Originally posted by Nigel
1) He mutters something about being out of Demerol and offers a swig of JD.
2) You feel a crushing pain in your chest; from the sheer volume of his ego.
4) He keeps twirling, straddling and flossing his crotch with your IV stand.
5) Diagnosis: sprained ankle, Treatment, Medical marijuana for him.
6) Oh-Oh-Oh, Jamie's Dyin'.
7) Leans over and whispers that while he values his ambulance partners skill's, he's pretty sure he's more successful on his own.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Nigel


TOP 10 WAYS FOR NIGEL TO KNOW THAT SAMMY HAGAR IS BLOWING HIM

1) He mutters something about being out of sperm and passes me to EVH.
2) You feel a crushing pain in your chest; from the sheer volume of his fat ass as I'm face-sitting backstage.
3) Halfway thru CPR, he finishes up by blasting my face while singing "Cum on baby, lemme finish what I started here".
4) He keeps twirling, straddling and flossing his crotch with your 1/2 inch erection.
5) Diagnosis: sprained ankle, Treatment, foot job.
6) Words appear stating "Right Now, it's your turn to be screwed by Sammy Hagar"
7) Leans over and whispers that while he values the Gay Male prostitute business, the industry has blown more men while he's been on tour.
8) That blood curdling Yoko Ono influenced scream wasn't an orgasmic moan, it was Sammy singing you a love song from OU812.
9) For quick relief of burning hemmerhoids, try "Preparation Hagaroids".
10) Unfortunately, he can't save you until you buy a bottle of Cabo Wabo Tequila.

Don't flame me people, I'm already a backstage flamer for the VH 2004 tour.

Jeers,

Nigel The Fat Faggot F***er

Um.....er.....ok...we know you're a homosexual, not that there's anything WRONG with that but....why don't you post at the links? They're all gay there...not that there's anything WRONG with that...(?)

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by Nigel
1) He mutters something about being out of Demerol and offers a swig of JD.
2) You feel a crushing pain in your chest; from the sheer volume of his ego.
3) Halfway thru CPR, Sammy Hagar steps in to finish up.
4) He keeps twirling, straddling and flossing his crotch with your IV stand.
5) Diagnosis: sprained ankle, Treatment, Medical marijuana for him.
6) Oh-Oh-Oh, Jamie's Dyin'.
7) Leans over and whispers that while he values his ambulance partners skill's, he's pretty sure he's more successful on his own.
8) No CPR needed. That blood curdling scream brought you back to consciousness all by itself.
9) Pulse 85 and shallow. BP; 120 over 70. Sammy Hagar: Total Asshole.
10) Unfortunately, he can't save you without Eddie at his side.

Don't flame me people, just thought you could use a laugh.

Cheers,

Nigel

LOL!!!! CLASSIC!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath

TOP 10 WAYS FOR NIGEL TO KNOW THAT SAMMY HAGAR IS BLOWING HIM

1) He mutters something about being out of sperm and passes me to EVH.
2) You feel a crushing pain in your chest; from the sheer volume of his fat ass as I'm face-sitting backstage.
3) Halfway thru CPR, he finishes up by blasting my face while singing "Cum on baby, lemme finish what I started here".
4) He keeps twirling, straddling and flossing his crotch with your 1/2 inch erection.
5) Diagnosis: sprained ankle, Treatment, foot job.
6) Words appear stating "Right Now, it's your turn to be screwed by Sammy Hagar"
7) Leans over and whispers that while he values the Gay Male prostitute business, the industry has blown more men while he's been on tour.
8) That blood curdling Yoko Ono influenced scream wasn't an orgasmic moan, it was Sammy singing you a love song from OU812.
9) For quick relief of burning hemmerhoids, try "Preparation Hagaroids".
10) Unfortunately, he can't save you until you buy a bottle of Cabo Wabo Tequila.

Don't flame me people, I'm already a backstage flamer for the VH 2004 tour.

Jeers,

Nigel The Fat Faggot F***er

LOL!!!! CLASSIC!

Thanx!

[Nigel]

DLR Engine Room, I actually live in Toronto, and I want to meet you somewhere so I can KICK youir FUCKING head of your shoulders.

Most people get that this is "tongue-in cheek" light humour that brings to bear Dave's "personality". I am not a Van Hagar Sheep, cuntface, I'm a Dave-or the grave guy,

Why don't you send me a personal message so we can find out WHO THE FAGGOT really is.

[tjvhou812]

he wont do that, he's a bitch

[Matt White]

Come on fellas, settle DOWN!!! We're all waring DOCKERS!!!


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Diver Down NJ]

Originally posted by Nigel
1) He mutters something about being out of Demerol and offers a swig of JD.
2) You feel a crushing pain in your chest; from the sheer volume of his ego.
3) Halfway thru CPR, Sammy Hagar steps in to finish up.
4) He keeps twirling, straddling and flossing his crotch with your IV stand.
5) Diagnosis: sprained ankle, Treatment, Medical marijuana for him.
6) Oh-Oh-Oh, Jamie's Dyin'.
7) Leans over and whispers that while he values his ambulance partners skill's, he's pretty sure he's more successful on his own.
8) No CPR needed. That blood curdling scream brought you back to consciousness all by itself.
9) Pulse 85 and shallow. BP; 120 over 70. Sammy Hagar: Total Asshole.
10) Unfortunately, he can't save you without Eddie at his side.

Don't flame me people, just thought you could use a laugh.

Cheers,

Nigel

[Antman]

That was pretty funny. Letterman should get a copy.

[smaz]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
10) Unfortunately, he can't save you until you buy a bottle of Cabo Wabo Tequila.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

I just had to print the post out so I could take a shit on it. It was that goddam bad.

[scorpioboy33]

Originally posted by Nigel
DLR Engine Room, I actually live in Toronto, and I want to meet you somewhere so I can KICK youir FUCKING head of your shoulders.

Most people get that this is "tongue-in cheek" light humour that brings to bear Dave's "personality". I am not a Van Hagar Sheep, cuntface, I'm a Dave-or the grave guy,

Why don't you send me a personal message so we can find out WHO THE FAGGOT really is.

dude you gonna go to the orilla show?

[scorpioboy33]

and btw...nigel it was funny....what is wrong with this place is that there are so many insecure little boys who are confused sexually and have to prove their manhood by shitting on others threads...grow up guys...your not 12

[BARE BONE]

scorpioboy33 your a

[BARE BONE]

You and nigel should go bowling together. Go back to the links fags.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Nigel
Halfway thru CPR, Sammy Hagar steps in to finish up.

Yeah I can just see Dave in this situation...

"He's not responding to the electrodes ! We need something
large and heavy, and fast !!

Hey Sam, drop your ass on this dude's chest !!"