Warf, you know buddy, I think the world of you. I always have and always will. So, duh.... I'm not going to fight you.
You're like the little retarded kids I used to work with at the group home with a kickass eminem look.
You're the dumb motherfucker that will EAT or FUCK anything just to impress those that you idolize!!! You are a leader of the followers, man, and for anyone not to credit you that is a crime of humanitah!!! Everytime... you will snip your balls, put on the NIKES, drink the Kool Aid and RIDE THE COMET™ just so people will like you. The fact that you get people that are even more needy than you to follow you in this GAY little "Diamonds are forever" shit is priceless. I would never deny you that again, or deny myself an opportunity to sit back and watch the brainwashed morons play mafia on the internet. NO WAY, dude.
I wish that I did, but I don't have the precious time to waste on this shit. Dude, in addition to being an INTERNET SUPERSTAR™ with not ONE, but TWO sites trafficking my talents in THA MAIN forum... plus all the pussy that I am knee deep in... I don't even have time to get hitchworld back on the launch pad, let alone go at it with a dude that I like and care about like a retarded brother.
So sign me up for the Diamond Mafia. Make me the mafia bitch that you pimp out. Inverse reality, isn't that what makes the net so FUCKING fun??? We can be anything, anyone. We can play cops and robbers and hackers and victims and CYBER with chicks or even gay dudes til the cows cum and they cut you off from the net since you cant work because you spend every minute of every day downloading GAY PORN© and jerk off until thy shaft is chaffed. Welcome to the superhighway, please drive SUPER FAST or you're gonna get jacknifed by the Diamond Mafia!!!
Two more things, pallie....
After I took out your little "playland", you were cast from that little paradise. Mike B, the BIG WET STINKY PUSSY™ turned his fucking back on you. I think that you forget the day that I took him day declaring that the Diamond Mafia was DEAD unless WARF was the leader????
You remember that dude?
I've got ALL that shit saved if you need reminding.
I think the second thing that I need to touch upon briefly (and I must be brief as there are like 3 chicks WAITING for the small yet virile hitchCOCK© to implant little babies in their babymakers ASS™ WE SPEAK) is that you mention that Mike B THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY is back?
Don't fucking tease me like that, you small hitchCOCK© teaser!!! Oh you fucking tease the sperm out don't you little hitchCOCK teaser? Make big daddy hitch beg!@!! Ohhhh that's it!!!
Make BIG DADDY hitch BEG FOR THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!!
and....
I'm....
SPENT!
...........whew! Thanks for the CYBER, pallie.
wait...Nah that was no good. Let's try this again:
As I lie in bed with her this morning, all I wanted was free time alone. What had I gotten myself into? She was fellatiatingly licking and biting my pinky as we talked, straddling herself on my leg and rocking her clit back and forth on my knee as she spoke. She told me that she had concluded that I needed to be deprived of my senses because I didnt want it badly enough.
This, after I had cum in her 4 times during the night, plus once in her ass. Oh yeah... and we jerked off together after dinner, as I rubbed the head of my cock on her clit and she got off as I came on it.
I needed sleep. My dick was sore, the ballsack was drained. She's been off the pill for two weeks but that's not my concern. I need for her to leave me alone...
She reached for my cock, which oddly had become semi-full during all this. I could probably give it a go one more time, but I needed to be firm, not hard. I turned away from her slowly making it out of her reach, yet she persisted. I did this until I was lying on my stomach, and she slapped me on the ass and reached down to grab my balls from behind as she kept talking to me.
"What if... I am finger fucking myself in front of you, but you can only see... not touch, smell, or taste?"
I was starting to rethink this "free time alone" concept as she worked her way into my ass cheeks and started massaging my asshole. I was hard again. I let her roll me back over as she took me in her mouth and jammed her finger into my ass.
It was love, and who was I to argue with love?
See man??
I am an INTERNET SUPERSTAR!!!!!!!!!!! The hitchman HOGS IT, DOGS IT, and KERMIT THE MOTHERFUCKING FROGS IT!!! I am the franchise playa. I will get you off, I will make you feel good about being YOU. I make or break the sites that matter.
In essence, I am like 50 cent.
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ok... WARF... back to the Mike B impotent WET RAG DICK stuff....
There's only ONE WAY TO ROCK, Sammy says. If Mike B is TRULY back in the Diamond Mafia... if he TRULY leads the misguided.....
Then we fight.
and only then.
BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE BIG WET STINKY PUSSY!!!!
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BREASTS!!
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