On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?
I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time. ~Susie Q 2009
If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Hi Rosie! :p
Hiya Suze?How ya doin'?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is there an ingredients list on whole milk?
Good, kinda. Just postin' some stuff. How you doin'? Did the Hurricanes do much to ya?Originally posted by YankeeRose
Hiya Suze?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Not really..just some strong wind and rain..I was just talking to Ozzy about you. The last he heard was your daughter telling him that you said, "oh my God, Here comes the mountain" . I'm glad you and yours are fine...I was worrying...
Originally posted by Susie Q
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
Actually they do...
Listen more closely...
It's the reason you can understand what they are saying...
When you're vaccuuming and it won't pick up something, why do you pick it up by hand, look it over, then drop it back on the floor for the vaccuum to get?
My Other sister Terri Guess i should have said that Sorry Yr
Roth Army MP
Originally Posted by Panamark
If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?
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You don't. You wake up and do it again...Originally posted by Susie Q
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
LMAOOriginally posted by SoCalChelle
If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?
or when you sit on the Toilet and your balls hit the cold watter
thats a chilling fealing
Naw...that was my sister saying to HER daughter when she was on the phone, "Oh my GOD, here comes another mud slide." Then the phone went dead. So, there has been no contact with my sister as of yet. The sherrifs were called down there and they are unable to get up on the mountain to see if they are ok. We are at a standstill right now....Originally posted by YankeeRose
Not really..just some strong wind and rain..I was just talking to Ozzy about you. The last he heard was your daughter telling him that you said, "oh my God, Here comes the mountain" . I'm glad you and yours are fine...I was worrying...
Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If corn oil comes from corn and motor oil comes from motors, where does baby oil come from?
Motor oil does not come from motors...
Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
My Other sister Terri Guess i should have said that Sorry Yr
.....oh.....color me sheepishly embarassed...
I still hope and pray that all is ok.
I think George Carlin said this one....
If Firefighters fight fires
and Crime fighters fight crime
what do Freedom fighters fight?
hmmmm.....Originally posted by ELVIS
Actually they do...
Listen more closely...
It's the reason you can understand what they are saying...
Picky picky :pOriginally posted by ELVIS
Motor oil does not come from motors...
I do not do this...Originally posted by Susie Q
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Awwww come on! I bet you do! HA!:pOriginally posted by ELVIS
I do not do this...
Thanks Rosie. Both Chuck and I are real worried at this point....Originally posted by YankeeRose
.....oh.....color me sheepishly embarassed...
I still hope and pray that all is ok.
Maybe I have, but generally no...
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days, no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
hmmm...good one!!:pOriginally posted by SoCalChelle
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
Both...Originally posted by SoCalChelle
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
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