Van Hagar announces plans for Cat Stevens tribute Album!!

[jcook11]

REPENT FOR THE END IS NEAR!

[Panamark]

"Oh Hell no, are you kidding me? I'm a multi-millionaire man. I love my tax cuts. Yeah, like I pay taxes anyway?"

Did Spamantha really say that ??
If yes, why does he always feel the need to reassure the
media that he is a millionaire. Its almost like he is
paranoid about how much money he has.

The Mulit Millionaires I know, never mention that they
even have money. What a wanker.

[Panamark]

How does a dude name himself "Cat" and then have his first
hit single called "I Love my Dog"....

Fucks with your mind. No wonder he is a big hairy muslim now.....

[binnie]

Why does it make me uncomfortable that Sammy uses the word "groovy"?

something very wrong about that.....

[Loons The Great]

MONA BONE JAKON

Yes, I've got a mona bone jakon
But it won't be lonely for long.
Yes, I've got a mona bone jakon
But it won't be lonely for long.

Yes, I've got my reasons and to me they're all true,
And I wouldn't change them, not even for you.

Yes, I've got a mona bone jakon
But it won't be lonely for long.

Yeah!...

[FORD]

Cheese Train (Cat Stevens/Sammy Hagar)

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good cheese to come
And I believe it could be, something good has begun

Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the tequila I'll sell
And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come

Cause out on the edge of Cabo, there rides a cheese train
Oh cheese train take this country, aliens take me home again

Now I've been jiving lately, thinking about the Waboritas to come
And I believe it could be, Little Sammy up in Mona's big wide buns

Oh cheese train sounding louder
Jive on the cheese train
Come on now cheese train
Yes, cheese train Cabo Wabo

Everyone jump upon the cheese train
Come on now cheese train

Get your bags together, go bring your good friends too
Cabo's getting nearer, a franchise soon will be with you

Now come and join the Chedheads, it's not so far from you
And Mikey's getting queerer, soon it will all be true

Cause out on the edge of Cabo, there rides a cheese train
Oh cheese train take this country, come take me home again

Oh cheese train sounding louder
Jive on the cheese train
Come on now cheese train
Yes, cheese train Cabo Wabo

Everyone jump upon the cheese train
Come on now cheese train

Now I've been crying lately, thinking about Van Hagar as it is
Why must Eddie be a drunken bastard, why can't he play worth a shit

Cause out on the edge of Cabo, there rides a cheese train
Oh cheese train take this country, aliens take me home again

[Nickdfresh]

Ha!

[jcook11]

Just when you think Ed's hit rock bottom.......

[FORD]

In all the necroposting of this thread, I didn't even realize that it was Cat Stevens' birthday until I read it somewhere else. So with that in mind, here's the recent "Yusuf Islam" remix of "Peace Train"

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[steve]

This isn't the first time PoodleBlimp has gone all political on dis shit, remember;
"John Paul's all bulletproof...and it puts [him] through the roof!"

Take that, Sting.