Van Hagar announces plans for Cat Stevens tribute Album!!

[FORD]

HOWDY DOODY MOUNTAIN (AP) - 80's Top 40 sensations Van Hagar shocked the music world today when they announced their public support for 70's folk singer Cat Stevens, now known as Yusef Islam, who was recently banned from entering the United States due to his religious beliefs.

"It's complete fucking horseshit" says lead singer Sammy Hagar "Shit, here's this guy who made some of the grooviest songs of our time you know, and they're just fuckin with him for no reason."

Hagar, who has donated thousands of dollars to the Bush Cheney campaign, wouldn't go as far as to turn his back on the GOP however. "Oh Hell no, are you kidding me? I'm a multi-millionaire man. I love my tax cuts. Yeah, like I pay taxes anyway?"

But Mr. Hagar's party wasn't so forgiving. Karl Rove, spokesman for the Bush Administration said "We appreciate Sam Hagar's consistent support and seriously urge him to reconsider his support of this Al Qaeda terrorist folk singer".

Van Hagar's tribute album to Stevens, "Allah in the East, Jesus In the West, and Buddha In The Chocolate Box" is expected to be released early next spring, with the first single "Cheese Train" a few weeks earlier.

When reached for comment at his holding cell in Guantanamo Bay, Mr Islam replied "Who in Allah's name is Van Hagar???"

[pete]

OOOOO Baby, Baby It's a White World

[tobinentinc]

Cat Stevens is Psycho now isn't he?

[TongueNGroove]

Well he is Islamic, that pretty much says it all.

[clod speeney]

ford,
Did you get that press releaease from Dan Rather?

[clod speeney]

that's "release." Apologies.

[Matt White]

The SISTERS are planning on getting CAT to write the lyrics for the next Van Hagar cd. So they've gotta kiss his ass. He couldn't POSSIBLY write something as embarrassing as "UP-CHUCK FOR BREAKFAST".


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[FORD]

Originally posted by clod speeney
ford,
Did you get that press releaease from Dan Rather?

No, it was straight off the Washington Times/FAUX News wire, so you know it's completely accurate.

[Bill Lumbergh]

"So baby dry your eyes.........watch out for when the grenades fly........oh thats what terrorism....is made of.........."

[RAS]

I am so disappointed. I dont mind some of Sammy' stuff, but WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING! At worst, just make another album with the band. Dont fucking ruin Van Halen by making a gay Cat Stevens tribute

[Splooge]

Originally posted by RAS
I am so disappointed. I dont mind some of Sammy' stuff, but WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING! At worst, just make another album with the band. Dont fucking ruin Van Halen by making a gay Cat Stevens tribute

Are you joking or are you really that dumb??

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Splooge
Are you joking or are you really that dumb??

I think you know the answer to that my tiny friend.

[GAR]

Time to drag out the Beefey Doilies..

Fucking PELICANS~!!

[FORD]

What's up with the goddamn pelicans? :confused:

[rustoffa]

I just heard Ten Thousand Dipshits cover of Peace Train on the kitchen radio. You can probably imagine the way I hauled fucking ass back here to find this thread.

LMMFAO!!!

[jcook11]

REPENT FOR THE END IS NEAR!

[Panamark]

"Oh Hell no, are you kidding me? I'm a multi-millionaire man. I love my tax cuts. Yeah, like I pay taxes anyway?"

Did Spamantha really say that ??
If yes, why does he always feel the need to reassure the
media that he is a millionaire. Its almost like he is
paranoid about how much money he has.

The Mulit Millionaires I know, never mention that they
even have money. What a wanker.

[Panamark]

How does a dude name himself "Cat" and then have his first
hit single called "I Love my Dog"....

Fucks with your mind. No wonder he is a big hairy muslim now.....

[binnie]

Why does it make me uncomfortable that Sammy uses the word "groovy"?

something very wrong about that.....

[Loons The Great]

MONA BONE JAKON

Yes, I've got a mona bone jakon
But it won't be lonely for long.
Yes, I've got a mona bone jakon
But it won't be lonely for long.

Yes, I've got my reasons and to me they're all true,
And I wouldn't change them, not even for you.

Yes, I've got a mona bone jakon
But it won't be lonely for long.

Yeah!...

[FORD]

Cheese Train (Cat Stevens/Sammy Hagar)

Now I've been happy lately, thinking about the good cheese to come
And I believe it could be, something good has begun

Oh I've been smiling lately, dreaming about the tequila I'll sell
And I believe it could be, some day it's going to come

Cause out on the edge of Cabo, there rides a cheese train
Oh cheese train take this country, aliens take me home again

Now I've been jiving lately, thinking about the Waboritas to come
And I believe it could be, Little Sammy up in Mona's big wide buns

Oh cheese train sounding louder
Jive on the cheese train
Come on now cheese train
Yes, cheese train Cabo Wabo

Everyone jump upon the cheese train
Come on now cheese train

Get your bags together, go bring your good friends too
Cabo's getting nearer, a franchise soon will be with you

Now come and join the Chedheads, it's not so far from you
And Mikey's getting queerer, soon it will all be true

Cause out on the edge of Cabo, there rides a cheese train
Oh cheese train take this country, come take me home again

Oh cheese train sounding louder
Jive on the cheese train
Come on now cheese train
Yes, cheese train Cabo Wabo

Everyone jump upon the cheese train
Come on now cheese train

Now I've been crying lately, thinking about Van Hagar as it is
Why must Eddie be a drunken bastard, why can't he play worth a shit

Cause out on the edge of Cabo, there rides a cheese train
Oh cheese train take this country, aliens take me home again

[Nickdfresh]

Ha!

[jcook11]

Just when you think Ed's hit rock bottom.......

[FORD]

In all the necroposting of this thread, I didn't even realize that it was Cat Stevens' birthday until I read it somewhere else. So with that in mind, here's the recent "Yusuf Islam" remix of "Peace Train"

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[steve]

This isn't the first time PoodleBlimp has gone all political on dis shit, remember;
"John Paul's all bulletproof...and it puts [him] through the roof!"

Take that, Sting.