McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart? He heard the boys pants were half off.
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
A: He was up to two packs a day.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
A: He likes to come in a little behind.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand...
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
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