Look at this Queer

[Blacklisted]

Look at this faggot... Like honestly... Red Rocker? More like Cock Knocker if you ask me. Hagar can definitely write songs about Dreams as he is dreaming his career somewhat resembled that of DLR which is still going strong.

DLR fucking RULES!

[bueno bob]

What a fag.

[BrownSound1]

He looks kind of like Mike Reno in that pic to me....of course the hair would need chopped a bit, but throw in a head band and there you go.

[Hecubus]

That's scary dude. Scary because it's true.

[bueno bob]

HAVE YOU SEEN ME LATELY?

Name: Sammy Roy Hagar
Missing Since: Not Long Enough
Height: Unknown (Usually On His Knees for Various Male Friends)
Weight: Too Much to Print Unoffensively
Age: 70+
Last Seen in the Company of Barry Manilow

Distinguishing Characteristics: Always seen with a bottle of Tequila, usually attempting to hock it for $20 more than it's worth; a well known patron of adult male "bathhouses" and all you can eat buffets.

No Reward Offered for Safe Return.

Contact your local Bathhouse if you have any information.

[Panamark]

Was that when he was a superstar millionaire, selling hundreds of millions of albums, before he even met Van Halen ???

Perhaps he wasnt bullshitting, for all we know the whole of San Fran Cisco may have been buying up his Solo albums for eons..
I can see him right next to the Barbra Sreisand collection.

[manwiththedogs]

Is it a sin to wish suffering and pain on another human being?


Fuck Sammy Hagar.

[Panamark]

I think it probably is, MWD..

But I can understand the underlying angst in your thought
process !

Maybe we can start selling Roth Army Sammy Voodoo Dolls ??

Hey what the fook happend to CoR (Cult of Roth) he was
the man when it came to Sammy Hagar voodoo dolls....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Last Seen in the Company of Barry Manilow

[kcmusician]

I don't know, I think this guy is a bit more gay....

Shaun

[scorpioboy33]

Freddie was gay and he was great!

[Panamark]

Tough call, I think its line ball

Freddie and Sammy and Rob Halford. The gay trilogy of Rock/Pop

[kcmusician]

Well that's true I guess, depending on who ya ask.

Shaun

[kcmusician]

Originally posted by Panamark
Tough call, I think its line ball

Freddie and Sammy and Rob Halford. The gay trilogy of Rock/Pop

That's some funny shit!

Shaun

[Robonez]

Originally posted by Blacklisted
Look at this faggot... Like honestly... Red Rocker? More like Cock Knocker if you ask me. Hagar can definitely write songs about Dreams as he is dreaming his career somewhat resembled that of DLR which is still going strong.

DLR fucking RULES!

And THIS is a straight man?????
http://www.danielcohen.com/dcsales/item_images/526.jpg


By the way, doesn't Roth look a lot like Star Trek Voyager's Robert Picardo?
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/dlr-rp.jpg

[Panamark]

gotta have a recent one of the Gay Master in action !

[Robonez]

hmm..

[Panamark]

LMAO at the Gay Hagarists who cant even attach an image properly !

[rustoffa]

Attachment: davidgayroth.bmp
This has been downloaded 4 time(s).

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Panamark
LMAO at the Gay Hagarists who cant even attach an image properly !

:p Yeah, me too! Fuckin' retards! If Davy Baby wore high heels and a tutu, he STILL wouldn't look as gay as Spammy!

They're just jealous because SPAMMY'S A REPLACEMENT PLAYER THAT'S UGLY AS SIN! And he's a half-assed singer, too!

Jump back, what's that sound? Hagar whores choking on HATER-AIDE!!

ROFLMMFAOBT

[Robonez]

GREAT arguments, guys!

Meanwhile, this guy is as queer as they come:

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by kcmusician
I don't know, I think this guy is a bit more gay....

Shaun

And 1000 times more cool...

[Panamark]

Cool pic, thanks Robonez ! Reminds me of Dave Lee Natra's Tatoo !!

[Panamark]

(I cant believe it took him three hours to figure out how to post an image ! LMAO )

Thats what happens when you are Gay and listen to Gay Hagar..

[rustoffa]

Maybe one too many high-protein ear washes???

[Panamark]

Maybe too much gargling of the blue veined junket pumpers !!

[Robonez]

Good one!
Wow, how do you ever come up with stuff like that?
I see that I'm obviously way outta my league here.
You are of course right, and I am wrong. Which means that Roth is hetero, has a great voice, doesn't look creepy at all and would not be a total disaster in VH.

[rustoffa]

Opinions are like....well, you know. Lord knows we got a few around here as well!

Welcome to the Army!

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
He looks kind of like Mike Reno in that pic to me....of course the hair would need chopped a bit, but throw in a head band and there you go.

Mike Reno is almost as fat and out of shape now, too.

Almost...

[Robonez]

!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Robonez
Good one!

Which means that Roth is hetero, has a great voice, doesn't look creepy at all and would not be a total disaster in VH.

Yep, first thing you said that makes sense ! Welcome, you are
coming to your senses.

All we want is the original Band. Nothing more, nothing less...

Pretty simple, really..

[Blacklisted]

Originally posted by Robonez
And THIS is a straight man?????
http://www.danielcohen.com/dcsales/item_images/526.jpg


By the way, doesn't Roth look a lot like Star Trek Voyager's Robert Picardo?
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/dlr-rp.jpg

DLR was never gay if anything he was posing for the ladies. And look at that picture I posted of Sammy you know he is thnking that microphone is dick right there and he just wants to suck long and hard on it. Just like he did in Van Hagar, he sucked long and hard with the band.

DLR fucking rules!

[Robonez]

Originally posted by Blacklisted

DLR fucking rules!

About that....what exactly is it that Dave does these days..?

[Blacklisted]

Originally posted by Robonez
About that....what exactly is it that Dave does these days..?

DLR was on the Sopranos back in around May I believe. He was playing HIMSELF in a high stakes poker game with the mob. Fucking Christopher Moltisanti actually promotes his game based on the fact that David Lee Roth plays in it and not only that DLR is on a tour right now. If I didnt have a midterm the day before, and a debate the day of and another midterm following the show. Believe me bud, I would be driving the 400km to see the man in action.

And its not like the DLR has to release multiple greatest hits albums to get people to his shows. And not only that the best of both worlds album only sold records cause of all the DLR songs on it. Everyone knows Sammy is a fat fag that cant sing.

DLR fucking rules.

[ZahZoo]

I find it funny sometimes when these type of threads come up... Knowing how many youngsters are on this board spouting of...

What did y'all look like in 78??

I'll bet there's a lot of you that were rough, tough and ultra cool stylin toodlers cruising in your granimals and Osh Gosh coordinates right? Probably a few that weren't even a sparkle in your daddy's eye yet...

Not saying Spammy's a cool lookin dude but if you're gonna slam a guy for how he looked in 1978 it's only credible if you stack up better... and still in diapers is pretty thin...

[Blacklisted]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
I find it funny sometimes when these type of threads come up... Knowing how many youngsters are on this board spouting of...

What did y'all look like in 78??

I'll bet there's a lot of you that were rough, tough and ultra cool stylin toodlers cruising in your granimals and Osh Gosh coordinates right? Probably a few that weren't even a sparkle in your daddy's eye yet...

Not saying Spammy's a cool lookin dude but if you're gonna slam a guy for how he looked in 1978 it's only credible if you stack up better... and still in diapers is pretty thin...

Pretty interesting thought from a person that does submit their age. All I know is if anyone was to look back upon me in my prime I wouldnt look that gay.

Enough said.

[Blacklisted]

*Doesnt submit their age rather.

[ZahZoo]

Well I was 20 in 78... I wore rock shirts and jeans mostly but my hair was about a foot longer than Sam's in the original photo in 1st post... BTW I'm 46 and still in my prime... nuff said!!

[YEAHIMROTH!]

TWO WORDS TO DESCRIBE ROTH = WASHED UP. BUT, I DONT ACTUALLY THINK HE GIVES A **** ABOUT YOU NUBS SITTIN HERE ARGUIN ABOUT HIM , HONESTLY SO SAD . I LIKE CLASSIC VAN HALEN , BUT USE R TAKIN IT TOO EXTREMES , SORT OF PEOPLE WHO WOULD DIE FOR DLR , AND EDDIE WAS RIGHT, HE HAS A LIFE , UNLIKE U PIBS. GET A GRIP YOU WILL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND , BUT IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT SOME OF U DO , DO U PUT A DLR MASK ON HER WHEN HAVIN SEX?

[Matt White]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Well I was 20 in 78... I wore rock shirts and jeans mostly but my hair was about a foot longer than Sam's in the original photo in 1st post... BTW I'm 46 and still in my prime... nuff said!!

Easy POPS!!!

Always hatin' the kiddies!!!
Largest music buying block for the past 40 years: 10-20 year olds.
I was wearin' keds, Levi's, and KISS t-shirts.
ROTH ON!!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!