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    Eddie's real cancer

    Dave isn’t Eddie’s problem. Eddie isn’t Dave’s problem.
    Eddie is his own problem. (This may seem a little self-serving but stay with me for a minute.)

    Edward Van Hagar tried to re-create the real Van Halen on this joke tour and it hasn’t caught on. This isn’t a reunion at all. This joke tour is a continuation of the same bullshit EVHagar has been pulling since 1996.

    In 2000, EVHagar denied reports that he had cancer and sent the people at the cancer center out to put the face on the story. "There is no cancer," – Jane Brust.
    Then we read: "I know I promised I’d get back to you and I’m sorry for the delay but I wanted to let you all know that I’ve just gotten a 100 percent clean bill of health - from head to toe," EVHagar

    Why does this guy try to fool himself and everyone else along with him? He’s still has two types of cancer: 1.) Remission means you still have cancer but they can no longer detect it. 2.) Sam Hagar. (There is a home remedy to remove this cancer.)

    Edward Van Hagar keeps lying to himself. And his new best buddy again Sam wrote his little white lies song about EVHagar.

    The only cancer that hasn’t been removed from Eddie, is the lies coming out of his head.
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    Re: Eddie's real cancer

    Originally posted by jacksmar


    2.) Sam Hagar. (There is a home remedy to remove this cancer.)

    Enema?
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    EVH is a lying, delusional prick. He screwed DAVE out of his royalties, and LIED about their problems with DAVE, as well as Spammy Hagar. KARMA is a BITCH!!!
    FUCK YOU EVH!!!

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
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    Sometimes I am so disappointed in myself for still being intersted in the lost cause that is Van Halen, but it bugs me to no end how unfucking fair the Van Halen sisters have always been to Dave. Don't think they're not paying for it though, and in my heart I know it will all end with those two selfish bastards on their knees begging Dave to rejoin Van Halen.
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    Eddie has two malignant tumors. One in his ass named Sammy Hagar. The other is named Alex and is inoperable and can not be removed unfortunately.
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    Originally posted by Antman
    Eddie has two malignant tumors. One in his ass named Sammy Hagar. The other is named Alex and is inoperable and can not be removed unfortunately.
    5 TO YOU!!!

    THAT'S FUCKIN' FUNNY !!
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    Originally posted by light 'em up!
    Sometimes I am so disappointed in myself for still being intersted in the lost cause that is Van Halen, but it bugs me to no end how unfucking fair the Van Halen sisters have always been to Dave. Don't think they're not paying for it though, and in my heart I know it will all end with those two selfish bastards on their knees begging Dave to rejoin Van Halen.

    Great post ! ......
    "King Edward" wants the world to know he's the captain of the ship,and that it's ALL about him . Hint: their next album is rumoured to be called "Edward".....................
    wouldn't shit ya !
    Ignorance is bliss .

    FUCK VAN hagar !!!!!!!!!!!
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    Originally posted by Matt White
    EVH is a lying, delusional prick. He screwed DAVE out of his royalties, and LIED about their problems with DAVE, as well as Spammy Hagar. KARMA is a BITCH!!!
    FUCK YOU EVH!!!

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
    Man, everytime I go to type in a killer post, Matt takes the words right outta my keyboard!!
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    Originally posted by scottydabodi
    Man, everytime I go to type in a killer post, Matt takes the words right outta my keyboard!!
    ROTH ON SCOTTYDABODI!!!!!

    EVH is a maggot, and SHEMP is beneath my contempt. FUCK THE SISTERS!!!

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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    If I could only vote for Matt like every fuckin' post he puts up!!

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    Eddie is a junkie and a prick. His wife of 25 years even bolted on him. Eddie is going to smoke and drink himself to death anyways. Nobody fucked up Eddie Van Halen but Eddie Van Halen himself. He deserves Sammy. Let them both go down into obscurity together.

    I think the new white meat Eddie has been bragging about is Sammy.
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