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    Van Halen Stage Design For This Tour:

    Here you see the original stage set up for this tour....



    Here you see the current stage....



    Maybe they've had to down size the stage due to poor ticket sales, and they couldn't justify paying the roadies to lug all that shit around.... The current stage looks like the old OU812 stage.

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    .................FUCK!!!!

    Can Hagar look ANY gayer!?!?!?

    lol
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    .................FUCK!!!!

    Can Hagar look ANY gayer!?!?!?

    lol
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................

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    Oh Christ, I had to ask...

    LMAO

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    That's a motherfucking rock star?............holy fuck how can the 5 or 6 fans there not be laughing the whole time. Hey, let's get some free tickets and get totally fucked before the show.........we'd be laughing like never before. Although, I'd probably feel very violent when I hear Unchained or any other Dave classic being butchered,

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    Free tix are the ONLY way I'd go...and I'd go fully loaded with beer bottles, baseballs, and mace...security's gonna get me, but I'll get Hagar first

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    I really don't see the difference myself - unless the roadies placed Sammy's cheeseburgers on Alex's drum set stage where that FAT FUCK the 'Red Rocker' can scarf down his red meat during Eddie's solos.

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    Originally posted by Kristy
    I really don't see the difference myself - unless the roadies placed Sammy's cheeseburgers on Alex's drum set stage where that FAT FUCK the 'Red Rocker' can scarf down his red meat during Eddie's solos.
    LMAO!

    Wonder if they even bother cooking them anymore or if he's just gobbling them raw...

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    Well, put it this way, I saw them on this tour and the only shit "cooking" on that stage were Sammy's cheeseburgers. And why is Eddie dressed like a demented housepainter who looks like he sniffed way too many fumes? Dude, you're over 50, put on a god damn shirt!

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    Originally posted by Kristy
    Well, put it this way, I saw them on this tour...
    You have my deepest sympathy.

    I hope you didn't spend any money on it

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    No, it was FREE though a friend who works for Comcast. You see, Van Hagar doesn't care about their fans as they do for people in suits. I'm not a big Van Halen fan in the least but will say that it was fucking insulting seeing and hearing that 'Red Rocker' fuck literally butcher 'Panama' on stage the way he did.

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    How's the counseling going Kristy?

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    It is that noticeable?

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    Hey check out Alex in that photo looking like a fucking chef from an Benihana resturant too afraid to quit his day job. That, or Sammy won't let him quit - if you get my drift.

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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................
    BRAVO !!!
    Well done,Bill !!!

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    When they play 7,000 seaters in bumfuck America, they can't

    fit the whole stage. Fak it's okay though, I think only 3 of the

    12 people who have actually paid to see these shows actually

    noticed.
    We're on a mission from ROTH

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    Right. The 5,000 in ARK probably didn't notice. And even if they ALL tell a friend, still NOBODY is really gonna know!!!!!

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

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    5,000 people to see EVH. WOW!!! Has that got to be a humbling experience!!!! And they thought the VHIII European tour would have been bad!!! A reunion tour IN THE UNITED STATES and they draw 5,000 people!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
    If DAVID LEE ROTH was singing for VAN HALEN 5,000 would greet them at the airport lounge!!!!

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

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    Originally posted by Kristy
    No, it was FREE though a friend who works for Comcast. You see, Van Hagar doesn't care about their fans as they do for people in suits. I'm not a big Van Halen fan in the least but will say that it was fucking insulting seeing and hearing that 'Red Rocker' fuck literally butcher 'Panama' on stage the way he did.
    And Sammy thanks you for noticing That's a Hagar trademark, you know, butchering music...

    HA!

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    that pic is from a show in puerto rico...so they just arent taking the other stage out of the country

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    Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
    that pic is from a show in puerto rico...so they just arent taking the other stage out of the country
    Van Hagar can still bite my ass, though.

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    Originally posted by Kristy
    Hey check out Alex in that photo looking like a fucking chef from an Benihana resturant too afraid to quit his day job. That, or Sammy won't let him quit - if you get my drift.
    that headband doubles as a neck brace. all Al has to do is slide it down his melon.
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    Check out Ed's capri and clogs ensemble.....

    Arrrrgh.

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    They had to change the stage setup simply because Ed's drunk ass kept falling into the rings! The roadies/security grew tired of getting him back out!

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    Sammy is so useless he can't even sing Somebody Get Me A Doctor.

    Note about the pictures, notice how far zoomed in they are to the stage. They dont want people to notice the half empty house.

    DLR fucking RULES.

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    Eddie kept falling into the rings, not enough sheep to fill up the rings, and the big stage won't fit into a Holiday or Ramada Inn lounge.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    No offense to kcmusician but the stage set up is the least of my problems with this crap.

    Bring me Van HALEN in a grade school cafeteria please.

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    .................FUCK!!!!

    Can Hagar look ANY gayer!?!?!?

    lol
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    LOL! The dude in the long hair looks like Sammy is turning him on.

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