Van Halen Stage Design For This Tour:

[Splooge]

When they play 7,000 seaters in bumfuck America, they can't

fit the whole stage. Fak it's okay though, I think only 3 of the

12 people who have actually paid to see these shows actually

noticed.

[Matt White]

Right. The 5,000 in ARK probably didn't notice. And even if they ALL tell a friend, still NOBODY is really gonna know!!!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Matt White]

5,000 people to see EVH. WOW!!! Has that got to be a humbling experience!!!! And they thought the VHIII European tour would have been bad!!! A reunion tour IN THE UNITED STATES and they draw 5,000 people!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
If DAVID LEE ROTH was singing for VAN HALEN 5,000 would greet them at the airport lounge!!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Kristy
No, it was FREE though a friend who works for Comcast. You see, Van Hagar doesn't care about their fans as they do for people in suits. I'm not a big Van Halen fan in the least but will say that it was fucking insulting seeing and hearing that 'Red Rocker' fuck literally butcher 'Panama' on stage the way he did.

And Sammy thanks you for noticing That's a Hagar trademark, you know, butchering music...

HA!

[EmpyreLounge44]

that pic is from a show in puerto rico...so they just arent taking the other stage out of the country

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
that pic is from a show in puerto rico...so they just arent taking the other stage out of the country

Van Hagar can still bite my ass, though.

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by Kristy
Hey check out Alex in that photo looking like a fucking chef from an Benihana resturant too afraid to quit his day job. That, or Sammy won't let him quit - if you get my drift.

that headband doubles as a neck brace. all Al has to do is slide it down his melon.

[rustoffa]

Check out Ed's capri and clogs ensemble.....

Arrrrgh.

[CROWBAR]

They had to change the stage setup simply because Ed's drunk ass kept falling into the rings! The roadies/security grew tired of getting him back out!

[Blacklisted]

Sammy is so useless he can't even sing Somebody Get Me A Doctor.

Note about the pictures, notice how far zoomed in they are to the stage. They dont want people to notice the half empty house.

DLR fucking RULES.

[Nitro Express]

Eddie kept falling into the rings, not enough sheep to fill up the rings, and the big stage won't fit into a Holiday or Ramada Inn lounge.

[Lou]

No offense to kcmusician but the stage set up is the least of my problems with this crap.

Bring me Van HALEN in a grade school cafeteria please.

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by bueno bob
.................FUCK!!!!

Can Hagar look ANY gayer!?!?!?

lol

[Nitro Express]

LOL! The dude in the long hair looks like Sammy is turning him on.