Paramedic David Lee Roth rescues drunken slob.

[Nitro Express]

That's what the headlines should read if Dave ever returns to Van Halen.

Good thing Dave has that EMT training. Eddie is falling apart faster than a Streatch Armstrong doll in Sid's room.

[Carmine Raguzza]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Eddie is falling apart faster than a Streatch Armstrong doll in Sid's room.

LOL

[Switch84]

:p Eddie needs Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and David Koresh at this point in the game....


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Switch84
:p Eddie needs Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and David Koresh at this point in the game....

Ed just needs Betty Ford.

Oh, and Brian Young to teach him how to play guitar.

[WARF]

CLASSIC!!!!!

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Switch84
:p Eddie needs Jesus, Buddha, Allah, and David Koresh at this point in the game....


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Nope, he just needs lil ole MEEEEEE!!! he he he!!

[Panamark]

I wonder if EMT's have access to good drugs ???

[lms2]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
That's what the headlines should read if Dave ever returns to Van Halen.

Good thing Dave has that EMT training. Eddie is falling apart faster than a Streatch Armstrong doll in Sid's room.

Is Dave's work never done?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Panamark
I wonder if EMT's have access to good drugs ???

No...

[lms2]

But then DAVE is not just any EMT... they might from now on!

Leave it to Dave to modernize emerency medicine.

[Johnny Alucard]

Originally posted by lms2
But then DAVE is not just any EMT... they might from now on!

Leave it to Dave to modernize emerency medicine.

Maybe Dave could offer some counseing to Ed for his "little problem" and refer him to a good organization, while at the same time offering a free physical exam of Ed's girlfriend, while Ed is away talkiing through his problems.

[JCOOK]

I never thought I would see someone in worse shape than Keith Richards....... FUCK!

[Nickdfresh]

Seriously, I brought this thread back up to ask if Dave really is a paramedic? If so where?

[Figs]

he was training to be a volunteer EMT in NYC.

[Nickdfresh]

Thanks