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    Poundcake!!

    Like many of you here, I don't hear Van Hagar much. We've let it pass our ears a time or two, and the agony has compelled us to avoid any exposure. We know enough to say that VH is weaker without DLR. Yesterday at work, we were listening to the radio, and I was in a room with no access to the stereo receiver and got to hear all of "Poundcake". Now, sometimes I wonder to myself if my opinion of Van Hagar isn't based on the music so much as my disappointment in Dave not being in the band. I have to tell you, halfway through the song, I just started laughing. What a pussy-ass song and what a pussy-ass solo this song has. I couldn't even picture King Ed playing something that cheesy after all the bootlegs of the real VH I've been immersed in the last few months. What the F happened to those guys?

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    They "turned radio" on us. Dave wasn't going in that direction. The other 3 wanted to commercialize themselves. Ala blue jeans and Pepsi... they sold themselves out. Something tells me they will wake up and come to realise its about the fucking music and not the money, call Dave and make a real run with a reunion and sell out stadiums instead of the 7,ooo arenas they're doing now. Or maybe they will just continue making those lovely romantic 3 minute novel songs like Dreams and Love walks In...?
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    Sorry TwoFoolsAMinute that you had to go through the pain of hearing that crap, take two aspirins and put on Fair Warning.That should make you feel better.
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    Awesome photo!



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    Originally posted by Big Troubles
    They "turned radio" on us. Dave wasn't going in that direction. The other 3 wanted to commercialize themselves. Ala blue jeans and Pepsi... they sold themselves out. Something tells me they will wake up and come to realise its about the fucking music and not the money, call Dave and make a real run with a reunion and sell out stadiums instead of the 7,ooo arenas they're doing now. Or maybe they will just continue making those lovely romantic 3 minute novel songs like Dreams and Love walks In...?

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    A big vote for the Roth Maul avatar.

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    What happened?

    Well, for starters, Van Hagar is gay.
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    Thanks for all the support.


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    Re: Poundcake!!

    Originally posted by TwoFoolsAMinute
    I was in a room with no access to the stereo receiver and got to hear all of "Poundcake".

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    POUNDCAKE is a perfect example of Spammy's hack-kneed approach to lyrics.

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

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    Originally posted by Matt White
    POUNDCAKE is a perfect example of Spammy's hack-kneed approach to lyrics.

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!
    But it WAS nice of him to write a song about Mikey!!!
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    Re: Re: Poundcake!!

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    Are you an Iraqi prisoner ?? How are you getting internet access ??
    No, was just up on a lift programming a water treatment panel.

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    Sammy Hagar lyrics are what some horny ten year old kid who has never been laid thinks of after he's been into daddy's stash of Penthouse magazines.
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    Originally posted by ELVIS
    Awesome photo!


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    Now that was Van Halen.

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    Alex must have had a charge account at Gay R Us for a long fucking time. Who dresses this fuck?

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    LOL

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    Poundcake is a kick ass song.

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    Originally posted by TongueNGroove
    Poundcake is a kick ass song.
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    Originally posted by TongueNGroove
    Poundcake is a kick ass song.
    Back in the pen bitch! When I first heard this song I spit out my beer.........Van Hagar's attempt at being heavy. Nice solo Ed you fucking tool.

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    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
    Back in the pen bitch! When I first heard this song I spit out my beer.........Van Hagar's attempt at being heavy. Nice solo Ed you fucking tool.
    I dont mind Poundcake. In fact the only thing I would change is the vocalist. There are some Van Hagar songs that are good, it's just that some Roth fans have a hard time admitting it. I found Black n Blue to be a good song as well.

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    Originally posted by Big Troubles
    I dont mind Poundcake. In fact the only thing I would change is the vocalist. There are some Van Hagar songs that are good, it's just that some Roth fans have a hard time admitting it. I found Black n Blue to be a good song as well. Not to mention the entire ou812 album, most of Balance, EVERY NOTE ON VOA, and let's just say the three new tracks........well they just rock my fuckin world! BT out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    i would agree with BT
    a little
    some songs when i heard them i said, only if...
    then,
    came back to reality
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    aftershock, or back n blue,
    5150

    just know if dlr was back it would blow away any thing fatty did

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Sorry Rick, slap me if u like, but I like this song, besides, it was written for me.. he he!!! Good ol' fashioned homegrown English Poundcake!!!

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