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    You know you're living in 2004 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
    6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.
    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
    screen.
    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
    Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!
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    Re: You know you're living in 2004 when...

    Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
    6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.
    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
    screen.
    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
    15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
    Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!
    Yep, It's a great time to be alive

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    Re: Re: You know you're living in 2004 when...

    Originally posted by diamond den™
    Yep, It's a great time to be alive
    What, you got a job, earned how to respect a woman, decided to spare us all and cut your wrists?

    Tell us, oh great loser, what is so wonderful about your waste case life?

    I cannot wait until i get within an arms reach of you, you fuck stick. I got a lesson plan for you that will open your eyes to what being a man is all about.

    Of course it will be wasted on you, since your so good at being a dead beat already, But i'll enjoy beating your face in just the same, dickhead.

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    ROFL! I just tried using the number pad on my computer to punch in a phone number!
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    Re: Re: Re: You know you're living in 2004 when...

    Originally posted by Cathedral
    What, you got a job, earned how to respect a woman, decided to spare us all and cut your wrists?

    Tell us, oh great loser, what is so wonderful about your waste case life?

    I cannot wait until i get within an arms reach of you, you fuck stick. I got a lesson plan for you that will open your eyes to what being a man is all about.

    Of course it will be wasted on you, since your so good at being a dead beat already, But i'll enjoy beating your face in just the same, dickhead.
    LMAO! Thanks man. I miss these posts dearly.
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    Originally posted by Cathedral
    Of course it will be wasted on you, since your so good at being a dead beat already, But i'll enjoy beating your face in just the same, dickhead.
    Leave room for a couple of bruises from the rest of us, okay?

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    sorry... I thought I was in the joke thread...:bottle:
    Last edited by diamondsgirl; 10-12-2004 at 07:47 PM.
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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    sorry... I thought I was in the joke thread...:bottle:
    Hey Princess D,

    You NEVER need to apologize about posting anywhere!!!!!

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    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    hey cathedral,
    did diamond den root your wife?
    lotsa hostility there, man.

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    Diamond Den's a pathetic useless racist loser, need more be said?

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