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    Norv Turner New Head Coach of the Raaaaiiiidaaaaaas

    At least Al Davis plucked somebody who has some head coaching experience, but I'm not sure he's the answer unless they can get a hold of Eli Manning.

    What's cool is that Turner's a hometown guy from Martinez, CA (about 25-30 miles from Oaktown) and grew up being a Raiders fan. Maybe the pride will inspire him....

    Then again...look what it did for little Danny Snyder....
    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
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    "Fuck you, Fluffy."
    "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
    "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
    "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
    "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
    "N--- yeah."

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    Enjoy Norv, Raider nation.

    Hope you all enjoy the mellow post game interviews and press conferences.

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    Al's always liked an offense oriented coach,first non-rookie coach since bugel...I know Turner had to agree to stipulations that obviously frightened some other candidates.In the end I like the choice,the age of parity was just getting started when Turner coached the skins,we'll see......

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    Originally posted by DLR7884
    Enjoy Norv, Raider nation.

    Hope you all enjoy the mellow post game interviews and press conferences.

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    A Redskin fan, who's glad Joe Gibbs is back.

    no shit!! you know, we gave norv WAY too long. 6 seasons? yeah, he got us into the playoffs once. but with the $$ spent, it wasn't worth it.

    and you know what? at the start of this season, i had FINALLY accepted that the skins weren't a good team. for YEARS i'd bitch at dr. z's sports illustrated predictions. that fucker doesn't know anything: 10-6. each year, of course, the skins suck. so, i finally resign myself to accept that, and we get gibbs. man, i'm ITCHING for 2004 season to start.

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    Alright...

    I think Norv Turner was a good choice...yeah...he fucking blew in Washington...

    but I think he'll be fine in Oakland for one reason...he'll get along with Davis...

    so win or lose...lol...Al's got a new but buddie...
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    Christ...go from the annoying nerd next door with Snyder...to the old, crotcety bastard down the street with Davis...

    Turner won't get booted in 2 years...he'll commit fucking suicide...

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    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    Christ...go from the annoying nerd next door with Snyder...to the old, crotcety bastard down the street with Davis...

    Turner won't get booted in 2 years...he'll commit fucking suicide...
    hahahaha!

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    People keep forgetting Shanahan's first experience as head coach.
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    I don't know if Turner's gonna make a difference or not...

    Bottom line is that the Raiders are an old, old, old team...

    They really need to start recycling some of those guys out....
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    Yeah...Shannahan was fucking hogtied by Davis...and went to an owner that's good to his coaches...

    freakin' Turner is going from a punk, bitch who thinks this is Fantasy Football...to a 90 year old...who thinks he's Mike Tyson...

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    Originally posted by POJO_Risin
    Yeah...Shannahan was fucking hogtied by Davis...and went to an owner that's good to his coaches...

    freakin' Turner is going from a punk, bitch who thinks this is Fantasy Football...to a 90 year old...who thinks he's Mike Tyson...
    C'mon Poj....you gotta love AL.......

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    lmfao...I don't...I really don't...

    when things are rolling his way...and he's quiet...he's fine...

    but man...when that crotchety bastard gets a bug up his ass...forget about it...

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    haha,I can live with that......you should like this-
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