FUCK! My classic rock station is playing "How Do I Know When It's Cheese!!"

[FORD]

I'm sure they're under corporate pressure to promote Van Hagar with the upcoming concert, but for Christ's sake, couldn't they at least play "Poundcake" or "Humans Being" and NOT THE WORST FUCKING CHEESE BALLAD PIECE OF SPAM INFESTED HALLMARK CRAP EVER WRITTEN

[FORD]

Hey!

Eddie was lookin' for someone'
Somethin' to fill the huge hole
We think we rock but don't sound like Van Halen
Our egos are out of control, ohhh!

How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese

You look at every fan in a crowd
Some spit and some keep on guessin'
Waiting for that banner to come into focus
"VAN HAGAR SUCKS" is the lesson
Ooh!

How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese

(Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's cheese
(Oh oh oh oh) You can smell it, yeah!
(Oh oh oh oh) Cause Dave is missin', yeah!

(Synth Solo)

(Oh oh oh oh) Yeah, you can hear it
(Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's cheese
(Oh oh oh oh) Van Halen's missing, ow!

How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese

We won't last forever

(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
When it's cheese
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
You and I, we're gonna fuck this band together
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa) (repeat to end)
When it's cheese, ooh
When it's cheese, baby
You can smell it, yeah!
We can't last forever
Ooh-ooh, it's cheeeeese

[Figs]

C'mon! It's their current closing number! (vomit)

Must be a clear channel station, nothing like cross promotion...

[FORD]

Actually it's Viacom. Which makes it even stranger that they're doing Fear Channel's work.

[Lou]

Greater Media and Infinity were doing Clear Channel's work here when Van Hagar came to town. All of a sudden all these Van Hagar songs were being played. Thankfully Van Hagar receded back to irrelevance again. I'd say for at least a month now they stopped playing "It's About Time." And they're back to playing only the three Van Hagar tunes that have been in the rotation here for awhile, "Why Can't This Be Love," "When It's Love," and "Right Now."

[JCOOK]

LMFAO Ford nice work

[bueno bob]

Very funny!

[TongueNGroove]

Wow Ford, looks like you know that song very well. You must be a Van Hagar fan afterall.

BTW, there is no "Synth" solo in that song, it's guitar all the way.

[FORD]

Get back in the pen, TongueNAss

[Vanstonica]

It could be worse, Ford. They could be playing "Dreams"

[Guitar Shark]

FORD, what time are you getting to the show?

[FORD]

Originally posted by Vanstonica
It could be worse, Ford. They could be playing "Dreams"

Dreams is awful, but When it's Cheese is definitely worse. Hell it least Dreams had the cool Blue Angels video you could watch with the sound turned off.

[Panamark]

The only Van Hagar song I have heard on commercial Rock Radio
in OZ over the last ten years is "Dreams". Ironically one of the
Hagar songs I dislike the most.

FORD, "How Do I know when its Love" I am sorry.. That horrible news.
Any of the Hagar songs with Love in the title, you just know are
going to suck...

BASTARDS !!!!

Dave: Dave never asks "how do I know when its love" Dave knows when its love.