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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    Subject: discovery channel

    Subject: discovery channel

    A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special
    about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises
    24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a
    string is tied around his penis and on the other end
    is
    a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the
    penis to 24 inches.

    Later that evening as the husband was getting out of
    the shower,his wife looked down at him and said, "How
    about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?"

    The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight
    to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the
    husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming
    along?"

    "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he
    replied.

    "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?", She cheered.

    "No, it's turned black."
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • SoCalChelle
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1594

    #2
    LOL
    Formerly Tormented VH Fan
    Facebook: Chelle Marley

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    • Ozzy Fudd
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1667

      #3
      I knew one of you DLR Ladies would tag this one.
      Roth Army MP
      Originally posted by Panamark
      Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
      or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
      She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
      Originally posted by JAY HALE
      so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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