Subject: discovery channel
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special
about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises
24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a
string is tied around his penis and on the other end
is
a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the
penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of
the shower,his wife looked down at him and said, "How
about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight
to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the
husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming
along?"
"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he
replied.
"Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?", She cheered.
"No, it's turned black."