I was going in to work and the radio started playing the new d l r song. it sounds amazing. Steve vai and billy sheehan is playing on it as well. the song was about the whole vh reunion with sammy hagar etc. the new david lee roth tune is called eat em up for breakfest lol
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ha ha ha, really fucking funny. you fucking suck, ass wipe.Originally posted by hard rock
I was going in to work and the radio started playing the new d l r song. it sounds amazing. Steve vai and billy sheehan is playing on it as well. the song was about the whole vh reunion with sammy hagar etc. the new david lee roth tune is called eat em up for breakfest lol
You know, I almost got excited...then I heard that Steve Vai was back and lost interest...never been a big Vai fan...
Keep trying!
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Damn bro, LOL
I knocked over my coffee reading the subject, fucker!
Damn no one gets the joke!! im saying that roth would eat van hagar up for breakfest. you know eat em as in eat em an smile and up for breakfest. wow real tough crowd today. oh well i will stick to my day job
That joke sucked.Originally posted by hard rock
Damn no one gets the joke!! im saying that roth would eat van hagar up for breakfest. you know eat em as in eat em an smile and up for breakfest. wow real tough crowd today. oh well i will stick to my day job
Mezro..."damn, no one gets the joke!!"...that's because it sucked...
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
Nice try! Just fell a little short of funny.
The sad part is it will probably be a long fucking time until we hear some NEW DLR material.
am i wrong here but im dissing van hagar and at the same time making a positive statement on roth eating hagar up for breakfest yet some of you guys are being real tough and rude almost offended by the notion that roth would eat hagar. I think we have some hagar lovers disguised as roth fanatics. i smell a mexican rat around here
There is no rat; the joke was just not funny.Originally posted by hard rock
am i wrong here but im dissing van hagar and at the same time making a positive statement on roth eating hagar up for breakfest yet some of you guys are being real tough and rude almost offended by the notion that roth would eat hagar. I think we have some hagar lovers disguised as roth fanatics. i smell a mexican rat around here
Mezro...get a thicker skin or get out; we all take shots at each other...
Do not pester my ears with your lies.
"The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"
It just wasn't funny, dude. As Mr. Mez told you, get a thicker skin. Do NOT come in and accuse people of being Hagar lovers just because you didn't get 200 posts and five star votes right out of the gate with people loving your post and informing you how brilliant it was. It wasn't.Originally posted by hard rock
am i wrong here but im dissing van hagar and at the same time making a positive statement on roth eating hagar up for breakfest yet some of you guys are being real tough and rude almost offended by the notion that roth would eat hagar. I think we have some hagar lovers disguised as roth fanatics. i smell a mexican rat around here
Now swallow this pill and chill the fuck out.
You must be smelling yourself.Originally posted by hard rock
am i wrong here but im dissing van hagar and at the same time making a positive statement on roth eating hagar up for breakfest yet some of you guys are being real tough and rude almost offended by the notion that roth would eat hagar. I think we have some hagar lovers disguised as roth fanatics. i smell a mexican rat around here
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Aw come on, it's not very nice to pick on a newbie...especially one that TRYING to be funny.
Here's a vote for ya.
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hey man welcome to the army...I thought it was funny
Was she wearing my leather jacket when you last smelled her? Cuz I need it back, now with the weather and all...Originally posted by hard rock
i smell a mexican rat around here
I'm sure Roth eats a healthy diet that excludes cheese and fat.Originally posted by hard rock
.....some of you guys are being real tough and rude almost offended by the notion that roth would eat hagar.
Welcome to the forums.
Ha ha you guys really crack me up. Get a thick skin what you think my feelings are hurt or something yeah right. Its ok not to think my joke was funny thats cool. I wasnt trying to win a contest or anything. I was just trying to make a joke plain and simple. That dlr ate van hagar for breakfest thats all and that the tune was eat em up for breakfest. But some of you guys were acting as if it were the other way around like van hagar ate roth for breakfest or something. that was not the case. i was just confused as to why you guys would freak. anyways no harm done like dave says competition is the breakfest of champions. and i will eat em and smile. Hey guys all is good in rothland. cheers!!!
Is Breakfest just like Breakfast, but like a larger scale morning food festival ??
I could see Spammy participating in large scale Breakfest !
BREAKFEST 2004 !! SPAMMY STYLE !!
Thats a good one Breakfest 2005 headliner Sammy hagar and also on the bill Elton john i hear he eats a lot of british sausage for breakfast.
A couple weeks back during the snoozefest that was van hagar coming to town, this tool on 96 schlock came on after "Drop dead Legs" and goes "quit calling already, it's NOT A NEW SONG"!
LMFAO at the cretins out there.....
thats just insane the songs 20 years old where have people been all these years. Even if the little kiddies heard it and said hey new van hagar roth does not sound anything like hagar on that song or any song for that fact
You gotta be fucking kidding me??Originally posted by rustoffa
A couple weeks back during the snoozefest that was van hagar coming to town, this tool on 96 schlock came on after "Drop dead Legs" and goes "quit calling already, it's NOT A NEW SONG"!
LMFAO at the cretins out there.....
Geez, even the top 40 sheep who only knew Van HALEN for Jump and I'll Wait had to have owned 1984. Drop Dead Legs never got a lot of airplay - which I don't understand, because it's one of my favorites on that album, but all the sam, a new song???
Bet you could really confuse those fools with "Slam Dunk" or "It's Showtime"
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Sorry. I know necro-posting is frowned upon, but this thread cracked me up.
Lot of dead soldiers from way back in the past in this thread...
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That's not funny because we're precisely more or less waiting for a new Dave tune that's "coming soon" - and you KNOW it!Originally Posted by DLR Bridge
Sorry. I know necro-posting is frowned upon, but this thread cracked me up.
Haha! That was not my intent! Every now and then, I paruse the Similar Thread section and it's usually a treat. I wish I had been here since the beginning.That's not funny because we're precisely more or less waiting for a new Dave tune that's "coming soon" - and you KNOW it!
Living ones, too. Where the F is Carmine or Panamark? Miss those guys.
2004... What a shitty year for a VH fan... Inspirated loads of brand new insults for Van Hagar every week.
I wish I had too. I lurked in '98-'99 a little now an then but only registrated 10 years ago.
I sometimes search for old threads and find some great stuff - but I won't dig them up like you do - imagine everybody doing the same, mh?
That said, every time something comes back to surface I can't help but read it.
The cretins now have smart phones with access to the largest data base in world history. Because of this they have become even more stupid.A couple weeks back during the snoozefest that was van hagar coming to town, this tool on 96 schlock came on after "Drop dead Legs" and goes "quit calling already, it's NOT A NEW SONG"!
LMFAO at the cretins out there.....
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No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
Sammy Hagar sings like someone shoved a piece of rebar up his ass grounded his big toe to a a water pipe and connected a high tension lead from the tour bus ignition system to the hunk of rusty metal sticking out of his second mouth.
And how does he dance in his fuckingrotesque capri pants?
Carmine's on my FB. Cracks me up constantly...
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
I suppose... It was the historic pinnacle for the Roth Army in terms of the core debauchery that this place was built on.2004... What a shitty year for a VH fan... Inspirated loads of brand new insults for Van Hagar every week.
For all I know, Pana might be on there too. Some have been on there so long I don't remember their Army names, lol
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