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    Ummm WTF

    Ever since i got the last XP-Home Edition update my computer is slower than shit locks up and starts finding new hardware(which i already have installed)and wants to install it, whaaaaas Hapnin? or what can i do to fix it i'm running a Gig of SDRAM 133 so i got more than enough memory my CPU is 1.2 GHZ the Board is a M380 with a sis chip set. i built this thing about a year ago and everything is onboard.:confused:

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    Ive got XP Pro. Home edition is just pretty.
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    Re: Ummm WTF

    Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
    Ever since i got the last XP-Home Edition update my computer is slower than shit locks up and starts finding new hardware(which i already have installed)and wants to install it, whaaaaas Hapnin? or what can i do to fix it i'm running a Gig of SDRAM 133 so i got more than enough memory my CPU is 1.2 GHZ the Board is a M380 with a sis chip set. i built this thing about a year ago and everything is onboard.:confused:
    The latest update installs a firewall that basically fucks everything up.

    You can disable it or change the settings.

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    and Microsoft wonders why so many people are staying with 98SE...
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    and Microsoft wonders why so many people are staying with 98SE...
    And I wonder why so many people stick with Windows at all.

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    and Microsoft wonders why so many people are staying with 98SE...
    Ya know I'll tell ya PanaMark i had no problems with 98SE so every one is telling me get XP its a better OS so i Did. now its ya should-da
    got XP-PRO Or the ever famous windahs 2000

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    XP Service Pack 2 fucked my machine up so i uninstalled it.
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    Originally posted by twonabomber
    XP Service Pack 2 fucked my machine up so i uninstalled it.
    Yep, it's the firewall that comes with service pack 2, you have to disable it.

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    Should one just reinstall XP without SERVICE PACK 2? It's driving me nuts. I think it may even be slowing down the computer.
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    and Microsoft wonders why so many people are staying with 98SE...
    98SE?

    ...


    *eye twitches*
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    All right, here's what I do when I install a fresh OS (every 60 - 90 days is my rule of thumb).

    1. Turn OFF all NON-ESSENTIAL services. There are websites out there that will help you with this. This can speed up your computer a lot.

    2. Download and install all relevant patches and updates.

    3. Install software.


    Now, if you guys visit any sort of pornographic websites in your leisure time, be warned that they (as well as many other sites) will attempt to place dataminers and other things on your computer. You can stop this (or at least make it more difficult) by disabling certain material from being executed by Internet Explorer.


    Good luck.

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    Originally posted by Dr. Love
    All right, here's what I do when I install a fresh OS (every 60 - 90 days is my rule of thumb).

    1. Turn OFF all NON-ESSENTIAL services. There are websites out there that will help you with this. This can speed up your computer a lot.

    2. Download and install all relevant patches and updates.

    3. Install software.


    Now, if you guys visit any sort of pornographic websites in your leisure time, be warned that they (as well as many other sites) will attempt to place dataminers and other things on your computer. You can stop this (or at least make it more difficult) by disabling certain material from being executed by Internet Explorer.


    Good luck.
    Yep, people should re-install any Windows OS after 90 days unless it is Windows 2000.

    Windows 95, 98, 98SE, ME and XP Home and Pro are all garbage IMO.

    Those dirty fucking Operating Systems have a Nasty 16 bit Kernel which should be made a crime against humanity.

    I know there are a bunch of people who still like using DOS etc.
    but this is 2004 not 1984.....

    As for 133 SDRAM...........HAHHAHHAA!!!!!




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    Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
    Yep, it's the firewall that comes with service pack 2, you have to disable it.
    i don't think the firewall was keeping my machine from booting up. it said something about not liking my ATI video card...and as long as it took me to get that fucking card working the way i wanted it to, i'm not going to change anything.

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    Originally posted by twonabomber
    i don't think the firewall was keeping my machine from booting up. it said something about not liking my ATI video card...and as long as it took me to get that fucking card working the way i wanted it to, i'm not going to change anything.
    Man, I hate Microsoft!!!

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Man, I hate Microsoft!!!
    Strange...I have XP Home Edition, have used XP Office and I've never had any problem with Microsoft (well, other than my XBOX, anyway).

    In all the time I've been online, I've never really had any of these issues...at all...

    Maybe I'm just lucky...or maybe the force is with me...
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    Strange...I have XP Home Edition, have used XP Office and I've never had any problem with Microsoft (well, other than my XBOX, anyway).

    In all the time I've been online, I've never really had any of these issues...at all...

    Maybe I'm just lucky...or maybe the force is with me...
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    Like I give a shit about Alderaan. Bunch of fuckin' pussies...didn't even have any weapons. Tards.

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    Originally posted by Dr. Love
    All right, here's what I do when I install a fresh OS (every 60 - 90 days is my rule of thumb).

    1. Turn OFF all NON-ESSENTIAL services. There are websites out there that will help you with this. This can speed up your computer a lot.

    2. Download and install all relevant patches and updates.

    3. Install software.


    Now, if you guys visit any sort of pornographic websites in your leisure time, be warned that they (as well as many other sites) will attempt to place dataminers and other things on your computer. You can stop this (or at least make it more difficult) by disabling certain material from being executed by Internet Explorer.


    Good luck.

    You "twitch" your eyes at me for my 98SE comment, then go onto
    explain how you have to reinstall your OS every 60 - 90 days ??

    LMMMFAO !!

    Gime linux anyday for our servers, but 98SE is far more stable
    (or far less painful) than XP.....

    I wont be going to XP just yet... Let you suckers experience all
    the bugs first.. 60 -90 days ?? You gotta be kidding me ?

    Yeah, XP is great.

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    Originally posted by Panamark
    You "twitch" your eyes at me for my 98SE comment, then go onto
    explain how you have to reinstall your OS every 60 - 90 days ??

    LMMMFAO !!

    Gime linux anyday for our servers, but 98SE is far more stable
    (or far less painful) than XP.....

    I wont be going to XP just yet... Let you suckers experience all
    the bugs first.. 60 -90 days ?? You gotta be kidding me ?

    Yeah, XP is great.
    LMAO

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    Originally posted by Mezro
    And I wonder why so many people stick with Windows at all.

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