This whole puritanical society needs a big greasy enema to
loosen they tight asses up
There needs to be mo' fucking, and mo' sucking
and mo' drugs, and mo' drinking and mo' profanity
and less PC bullshit and less bible humpin'
let's usher in the "Limp Dirty Dynasty"
fuck good clean fun
Let's get dirrrty and nassssty and toe the fuck up!
Last edited by Dickface McSlapnuts; 01-01-2004 at 04:18 AM.
How about a nice cup of tea and a cucumber sandwich ?
I'll take a drink?!
Who's servin'
Let's see....
Just found out that my vasectomy's all good & just scored a couple of bags o' the guage, so I'm in.
Wha? There's that flask....JD anyone?
Here...pass that around whilst I ready the foliage....
:bottle:
Last edited by Hecubus; 01-02-2004 at 06:47 PM.
"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
No one thinks this shit is funny? I do..
Maybe it's my warped sense of humor!
Just point me to the JaggerMeister and everything will be ok.
If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.
Gimme 8 pints of Guinness and 2 packs of Marlboro'sOriginally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
This whole puritanical society needs a big greasy enema to
loosen they tight asses up
There needs to be mo' fucking, and mo' sucking
and mo' drugs, and mo' drinking and mo' profanity
and less PC bullshit and less bible humpin'
let's usher in the "Limp Dirty Dynasty"
fuck good clean fun
Let's get dirrrty and nassssty and toe the fuck up!
How about you shut the fuck up Den
what the fuck?
Nobody wants to get drunk with me?
Just got paid and drunk
Who is up for some more
ugga nah nuggah
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