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    Worst Album Covers of All Time..

    About the only thing spectacular is the full length yellow jumpsuit

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    No comment..
    Go home the Earth is full....

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    What can I say, you can never have too much flannel!

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    classic!

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    Great name... not so great outfit

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    The follow up album was apparently.. ‘Our Hearts Keep Singing.. And Our Hair Keeps Growing’.. Talk about the village of the damned!

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    I call this the ‘Joe Dirt’ album. Apparently includes the ‘smash hit’ – ‘Screwed & Tattooed Wild Hog”.. What a toe tapper!

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    Note the mother and daughter wearing exactly the same outfit. And if these are really God’s children.. Boy has He got some explaining to do!

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    This one contains the hits.. ‘You can take your rectal thermometer and shove it’.. And ‘If I turn my head and cough will you at least by me a drink’.. Classics!

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    If I was Freddie.. I’d be looking to join them as soon as possible! Nice white tie though..

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    This classic album was followed up by ‘Will Somebody Shoot that Bloody Mutt’ and contained the hit.. ‘I really do love my dog.. If it gets cold enough’..

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    Six arms.. What a woman!! That means that she could vaccuum, do the dishes and iron a shirt all at the same time. Where can I find me one of them?

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    Nice tea cosy.. Nice unibrow.. Nice Yellow sheet. The Gorilla Sermon included the hit ‘You couldn’t get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag full of bananas’..

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    Not many people could be happy with coke bottle glasses, a green suit, a yellow shirt.. And not to mention red hair.

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    Album cover of the year... what possessed them to do this?

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    Somebody call the phone company and tell them that Millie is laying a huge cable..

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    Because they shouldn't...

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    These aren’t exactly the kind of playmates that need to be photographed rubbing up next to one another.. But I guess that’s just my opinion.

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    3 women.. 5 men.. And a dog. As a male.. I just don’t like those odds.

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    What a versatile character Roger must have been. The Rowan Atkinson of the disco scene… hang on.. The first and the last and the 3rd and the 4th are almost identical.. What a phony!

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    I’ll have to try this move.. ‘Oops.. I accidently dropped my gum on your nipple.. Here.. I’ll get that’.. Why didn’t I think of that years ago?

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    The chick in the white bikini making a gun with her hands is timeless.

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    All I can say is that this Superman must have been smoking somethinge! I reckon this dude would have trouble seeing a tall building.. let alone leaping it in a single bound!

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    Now Laverne was obviously ahead of his/her time. Standing in front of a projected image of the world and getting someone to take a picture for an album cover – pure bloody genius.

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    again, no comment...

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    The original title of this album was ‘If Only I Could.. Remember Where I Put My Shirt’.. My theory is that this was actually an action shot and was taken mid-fart… hence the misty effect and the relaxed look on Zigby’s face.

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    LMAO ! Ally had another thread that had covers that would fit well in
    here.. The only one I have seen in real life was the scorpions
    one...

    Like does anyone actually own any of these ??
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    A friend of mine has "Lovedrive". As an LP. Killer album.
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    But let's not forget the theme of this thread.

    Anybody seen Thin Lizzy's "Fightin' " cover?

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    This one?
    Last edited by sambo; 10-28-2004 at 01:34 AM.

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    Technically, yeah. But that's the second version. I'm talkin 'bout the one where they're all armed with various weaponry...

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    Nope, never seen it... should be interesting...

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    Originally posted by Coyote
    Here's both...

    http://www.thinlizzyfan.com/albuminfo.html
    haha... gold...

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    Let's not forget those *ahem* rockers from the land of the Alps, Krokus

    http://krokusonline.seven49.net/seve...&IDCMainQueue=

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    Samson had a couple winners...
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    You can see this one a bit better

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    The winner...

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