Threesomes

[bueno bob]

Ahhh...man, if you can get one (or more) of those sisters going with you, I will personally send you $100 and a letter STATING that you are the better man than I, and compared to you my sexual prowess sucks donkey nuts! We'll even scan it and post it up right here in this thread, and you will have eternal bragging rights!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ahhh...man, if you can get one (or more) of those sisters going with you, I will personally send you $100 and a letter STATING that you are the better man than I, and compared to you my sexual prowess sucks donkey nuts! We'll even scan it and post it up right here in this thread, and you will have eternal bragging rights!

LOL! I'll take the $100, it will help cover the divorce costs! BTW, I know I could get 2 of them with no problem at all, today...if I wanted too!

[ODShowtime]

One thing I'll say is that it's like when the planets align. It happens very rarely and you can't expect it. It just happens. And most likely it will not happen again for a long ass time.

[Nickdfresh]

I'm still waiting for that moment. I think I lost out on a shot at two girls also.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'm still waiting for that moment. I think I lost out on a shot at two girls also.

lost out? how?:confused:

[Nickdfresh]

I waited tables at a restaurant in college. I hated the job. But I always met cute, if unstable, waitresses. When I first started. I worked with these 2 girls who shared an apartment and went to UB. One was a smokin' hot 19 yr. old with a super-rack. But the other just got out of jail, she was not so hot, but passable if she had another girl on her.

We were talking one afternoon after they got off work (and I was unfortunately starting my shift) and they pretty much told me without saying as much that got it on with each other and were in fact in a relationship. We were supposed to go get drinks after work some night later that week when we all had the same shift. But the jailbird chic got fired only a couple of days later (she had a drug problem that I heard involved using and dealing heroin-definitely not hot!) and her hottie friend left soon after. I'm pretty sure I could have made it work, maybe as a regular thing. They were really nice girls although the one was definitely whacked (I think the jail term was the red flag-Ithink she got fired for coming to work high or something).

That's why you have to live for today/carpe diem and all that. That one of those moments you sort of kick yourself for. I should have gotten their number right there! I think I figured I had time and it was going to happen. I'd of been happy with the just one girl though. She was smokin'.:56k:

[Carmine]

tip....the next time two chicks tell you that they get it on with each other,

unzip pants....pull out weiner.....grab the one closest to ya........apply her hand to the already exposed weiner.....grab other chick...... shove tounge down throat...... clap your hands together(if you have the "clapper") and turn out the lights................its PARTY TIME!

[Carmine]

trust me, that works..............and yes at the time I had "The Clapper"!

[ODShowtime]

alcohol

[Nickdfresh]

LOL- Unfortunately I was talking to them on the street outside the restaurant in the middle of the day as they were leaving and I was going in. They fucking left alright! I never did work with them again! I hated that fucking job! Although if the one did indeed shoot smack, that would have been a worry.

I think the plan was to take them out the following weekend and buy lots of drink and go over to the apartment for marathon contact aerobics.

I was also distracted with another waitress I did end up seeing for a while. But she was also a bit of a druggie, so that didn't last.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
trust me, that works....

Well, either that or it gets you hit with an assault charge...either or, I'm sure...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, either that or it gets you hit with an assault charge...either or, I'm sure...

LOL!

Edit--- clarify that there will be no charges filed before the exposing of the weiner!

[Nickdfresh]

Uh Ladies...can I show you my weiner?? Owe. No don't kick me there. Ahhhhh Stop...Not the pepper spray...I was only kidding...

[bueno bob]

Bah. Pepper sprays like mouth wash once you get used to it.

[stilleddiesangel]

Two men sounds like a lot of fun.. dont do women... no dick equals no shaggipoos!!!

[bueno bob]

There must be shagipoos... I like that word.

[Hecubus]

almost....

but hey....that counts only in horeshoes & hand grenades.

[WACF]

Shagipoos are an essential service....

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by bueno bob
So, guys and dolls...have you ever done one, and what was your take on it? Pro or con, good or bad, would you ever do it again?

Bueno, my man, I gotta tell ya a story... In 1988-1989 I played in a regionally successful heavy metal band in New England. The after show parties were just like what you'd see on an episode of Behind the Music. I had several 3somes in those days... ALSO, in 1993, and in 1995 I dated this bi-sexual aspiring model/actress... she had a variety of friends that she "invited" into our bed... now when I say, a variety, I don't mean black/white/asian/etc... I mean a plethora, Jefe... probably around 16 "friends over 2 years, that is... THEN about 2 years ago, I was seeing this chick, and her best friend liked me too, and I guess they plotted this thing out, cuz one day, I go over to her house, and her friend was there... NEXT THING I KNOW they're making out on the fucken SOFA!! Goddamn!! Well, anyways, that little party lasted a coupla months until jealousy came into play... Those were interesting days. I was younger, and could handle that sorta action. Today, I would love to do it again, but on a regular basis, however... well, I guess I could live with that!! :-)
PS -I abbrieviated these for space reasons... one day, I'll give you all the SICK details...

[bueno bob]

Sweetness, we like the sick details!!

That's the thing that's really held me back...you know, it sounds like all fun and games at the time, but at the end of the day - I FUCKING HATE DRAMA!! And I think a 3some would just create so much of an emotional mess (with my wife, anyway) it would be a disaster. I've heard a LOT of people saying that the doing so is fun, but the aftermath that can result makes the whole thing really not worth it.

Which is, truthfully, why I should be single and banging every chick on the planet while their sisters watch and get all worked up, then jump into the frey.



Bueno Bob? Nah. EVIL Bob...

[ODShowtime]

mad dog 20/20 and sorority sisters

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Bueno, my man, I gotta tell ya a story... In 1988-1989 I played in a regionally successful heavy metal band in New England. The after show parties were just like what you'd see on an episode of Behind the Music. I had several 3somes in those days... ALSO, in 1993, and in 1995 I dated this bi-sexual aspiring model/actress... she had a variety of friends that she "invited" into our bed... now when I say, a variety, I don't mean black/white/asian/etc... I mean a plethora, Jefe... probably around 16 "friends over 2 years, that is... THEN about 2 years ago, I was seeing this chick, and her best friend liked me too, and I guess they plotted this thing out, cuz one day, I go over to her house, and her friend was there... NEXT THING I KNOW they're making out on the fucken SOFA!! Goddamn!! Well, anyways, that little party lasted a coupla months until jealousy came into play... Those were interesting days. I was younger, and could handle that sorta action. Today, I would love to do it again, but on a regular basis, however... well, I guess I could live with that!! :-)
PS -I abbrieviated these for space reasons... one day, I'll give you all the SICK details...

I hate you you lucky bastard!

[WACF]

Hatred may be running rampant right now...LOL....

[scottydabodi]

I'd like to quote Keith Richards: "Chicks dig me..."