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I don't think I'd call it "Jesusland".
Not His fault all the inbreds voted for the Chimperor....
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
The hatred is strong in you both...you know where the door is...
I like Jesusland...
Me too!!!
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
Originally posted by ELVIS
I like Jesusland...
Me, too! Notice how Cali isn't a part of it? They're the new Sodom (or Gomorrah. Take your pick.)
LMAOBT
"He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
Blackflag on DLR
I would never vote for Junior. Neither would anybody who actually knows, and lives by My teachings.
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
I would never vote for Junior. Neither would anybody who actually knows, and lives by My teachings.
:p Dude, you don't have to vote! Truthfully, NOONE anywhere would be 'Your' choice if we're strictly yapping about the bible and the teachings of Christ.
Man is fallible. We fuck up. But we are forgiven if we repent, right? Or were you and Pops just pulling our legs?
Switch,
You crack me up!!!! I'm surprised we've never crossed paths? Dave or the Graver's and fellow Pub's like us? A five star vote coming your way!!!!
Hey, hey, hey...we are freaks so you don't have to beOriginally posted by Switch84
Mezro...Cali is more like Joseland...
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
Word Mez?
Benatar or Blondie? That is the question!!!!
Originally posted by ELVIS
I like Jesusland...
The new Capital will be Messiahville.
“If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
It's my guess the "Jesus Land" would make "The United States of Canada" it's bitch within a month.
Originally posted by MAX
Switch,
You crack me up!!!! I'm surprised we've never crossed paths? Dave or the Graver's and fellow Pub's like us? A five star vote coming your way!!!!
Dubya's in da HOUSE (again)! Dubya's in da HOUSE (again)!
LMAOBT
Thanks Switch!!!!
DG is my best friend and she's ALWAYS spoken highly of you. So, you and I need to talk a lot of shit!!!! You are indeed a welcome friend!!!! Let's shoot each other a PM and introduce ourselves?
Roth ON!!!!!!!
Wow you gotta laugh at that one!!!! Brilliant observation, John!Originally posted by John Ashcroft
It's my guess the "Jesus Land" would make "The United States of Canada" it's bitch within a month.
Jesus couldn't have voted for Kerry anyway. He's not an American citizen.
If you want all the areas that voted for Bush into a new country, at least get the map right.
(visual reference taken from here. Colors needed to be switched because he switched them and they were confusing.)
Roth Army Militia
Jesusland...wonder if they have a Magic Mt. Zion, or that water ride River Jordan Falls.
You know, I think my county is that little blue spot in south-central Texas. I'm not sure, though.
Amen!Originally posted by John Ashcroft
It's my guess the "Jesus Land" would make "The United States of Canada" it's bitch within a month.
"The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"
Looks about right.... You should be proud to live in an oasis of intelligence surrounded by a desert of fearful brainwashed idiots who think two fags getting married is a bigger threat than a drunken cokehead lying this country into a war.Originally posted by Dr. Love
You know, I think my county is that little blue spot in south-central Texas. I'm not sure, though.
My concept of "Jesusland"
I'm Jesus. I can be a citizen of whatever country I wantOriginally posted by High Life Man
Jesus couldn't have voted for Kerry anyway. He's not an American citizen.
But, FORD is not Jesus...
My amusement park is in the Kingdom of Heaven. And verily, it is much cooler than an old roller coasterOriginally posted by Sgt Schultz
My concept of "Jesusland"
Gregory, as thy latter day prophet John Lennon hath said in Beatles 8:6Originally posted by ELVIS
But, FORD is not Jesus...
I am he as you are me
as you are we
and we are all together
Why is it so warm in "Jesus Land"? Things to ponder...
John Lennon was NOT a prophet!
FORD, your liberal slanted, hate filled Jesus impersonation is sickening, and in my opinion, is a one way ticket to hell...
You need to grow up, shut up, and get a friggin life...
You're a real idiot...
Is North Dakota warm? I'm confused...Originally posted by Pink Spider
Why is it so warm in "Jesus Land"? Things to ponder...
I'm talking about the populated area of Jesus Land ie: the south.
Well, there's California too. This is not a well thought out theory so overlook that.
Grow up? I'm over 2000 years old, for Dad's sake! And as for "getting a friggin life", ye hath forgotten that I AM the Way, the Truth, and the Life.Originally posted by ELVIS
John Lennon was NOT a prophet!
Not all prophecy is religious in nature, Gregory.
FORD, your liberal slanted, hate filled Jesus impersonation is sickening, and in my opinion, is a one way ticket to hell...
Been there, done that, rose from the dead
And what do ye meaneth by "hate filled"?? :confused:
The Messiah hates nobody. Though verily some of the venom contained in the posts of this forum hath tempted me to drag out the whips as I did when the money changers did infect My Dad's house in Jerusalem.
You need to grow up, shut up, and get a friggin life...
Originally posted by Pink Spider
Why is it so warm in "Jesus Land"? Things to ponder...
:p Because shovelling snow is a BITCH!
It's warm in the REAL Jesusland too. Mostly desert around there.
awh, but I like snow
Originally posted by Big Train
The hatred is strong in you both...you know where the door is...
No hatred at all, frustration for a while yes, but now it is gone...
I cannot fault those that do not understand what it is that they do...
but, those with intention, and full comprehension of their actions and intended outcome........well, it is and always has been always they that wish for the self, is it not?
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