The "when W Wins I'm Leaving The Country Bus

[JCOOK]

FORD, PINK SPIDER ,DLR'S COCK, ALL ABOARD!;: Get your tickets now!

[FORD]

As soon as you board the "BCE International War Criminals" bus to the Hague

[JCOOK]

Unlike you my friend the gentleman from the republic of Csacadia the U.S.A . will never bow down to the world court

[JCOOK]

Originally posted by FORD
As soon as you board the "BCE International War Criminals" bus to the Hague

Not if Ihave anything to say about it

[Pink Spider]

No Republicrat could ever run me out. I like it here.

[JCOOK]

"TICKETS.... GET YOUR TICKETS......

[JCOOK]

We're leaving Nov. 3rd GET YOUR TICKETS ALL ABOARD!

[Switch84]

They'll be well entertained, JCOOK. I believe John Cougar Melonhead, George Clooney, Baba Streisand (and her toyboy hubby), Alec 'Fat Bastard' Baldwin, and some more useless has-been celebs are going, too!

Good riddance! GOOOOOOOOOOO DUBYA!!!!!



LMAO

[FORD]

Originally posted by Switch84
They'll be well entertained, JCOOK. I believe John Cougar Melonhead, George Clooney, Baba Streisand (and her toyboy hubby), Alec 'Fat Bastard' Baldwin, and some more useless has-been celebs are going, too!

Good riddance! GOOOOOOOOOOO DUBYA!!!!!



LMAO

Yeah, but you'll still have Ted Nugent and Sammy Hagar

[Switch84]

Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, but you'll still have Ted Nugent and Sammy Hagar

Spammy's a Republican? I find that hard to believe! Funny!
I'm digging my 'Motor City Madman'....he's definitely a keeper.


We'll also have DAVID LEE ROTH! He doesn't wear his political views on his sleeve and he ain't leaving the greatest party on Earth!



NUTHIN' BUT YEAH!!!

[ODShowtime]

gw is of a lower evolutionary level than most humans:

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
gw is of a lower evolutionary level than most humans:

[ODShowtime]

ok that didn't work:

[FORD]

Originally posted by Switch84
Spammy's a Republican? I find that hard to believe! Funny!
I'm digging my 'Motor City Madman'....he's definitely a keeper.


We'll also have DAVID LEE ROTH! He doesn't wear his political views on his sleeve and he ain't leaving the greatest party on Earth!



NUTHIN' BUT YEAH!!!

There's no way in Hell that David Lee Roth is a Republican.

[4moreyears]

Hey any room for the fat ass dyke rosie and her friend psyco friend cher. They have about 5 friends that heard them speak out on W at a rally last week end. We can probably make room in a VW Bug.

Jh

[McCarrens]

Originally posted by FORD
There's no way in Hell that David Lee Roth is a Republican.

I guarantee you he is.

[HELLVIS]

My wife and I have a phrase, "Let's put ______________ on that plane."
It was derived from Denis Leary's NO CURE FROM CANCER.....you know, the part where he is pissed about Stevie Ray Vaughan dying "and we can't get Bon Jovi on a fucking plane". Anyway we adopted the idea years ago and now have a pretty extensive passenger list. So, if your bus, plane, train, automobile, submarine, or tricycle to france gets too crowded, please know that there is always room for one more oxygen thief on our plane. We have flights departing hourly from any and all points on the globe. Attention passengers this is your pilot speaking. If you look out the right side of the plane, you will see that the plane is on fire. Please assume the crash position. Put you head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye. Oh, and remember, thank you for flying INVERTED HORIZON AIRLINES!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by JCOOK
FORD, PINK SPIDER ,DLR'S COCK, ALL ABOARD!;: Get your tickets now!

I wouldn't want to miss the look on your face when the draft is reinstituted and Bush is impeached as Iraq turns into a complete disaster. Actually it pretty much already is.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Switch84
They'll be well entertained, JCOOK. I believe John Cougar Melonhead, George Clooney, Baba Streisand (and her toyboy hubby), Alec 'Fat Bastard' Baldwin, and some more useless has-been celebs are going, too!

Good riddance! GOOOOOOOOOOO DUBYA!!!!!



LMAO

That's okay, because you guys will still have Spammy Gaytard to entertain your asses.

[Pink Spider]

I have another bus related question.

When are the Republicans going to get off the short bus?

[JCOOK]

TICKETS GET YOUR TICKETS NOW ALL ABOARD!

[JCOOK]

Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, but you'll still have Ted Nugent and Sammy Hagar

What is Smmy Hagar,"TICKETS GET YOUR TICKETS NOW"

[W.W.D.D.?]

let's try again

[W.W.D.D.?]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
My wife and I have a phrase, "Let's put ______________ on that plane."
It was derived from Denis Leary's NO CURE FROM CANCER.....you know, the part where he is pissed about Stevie Ray Vaughan dying "and we can't get Bon Jovi on a fucking plane". Anyway we adopted the idea years ago and now have a pretty extensive passenger list. So, if your bus, plane, train, automobile, submarine, or tricycle to france gets too crowded, please know that there is always room for one more oxygen thief on our plane. We have flights departing hourly from any and all points on the globe. Attention passengers this is your pilot speaking. If you look out the right side of the plane, you will see that the plane is on fire. Please assume the crash position. Put you head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye. Oh, and remember, thank you for flying INVERTED HORIZON AIRLINES!

I think it's NO CURE FOR CANCER

[aesop]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I wouldn't want to miss the look on your face when the draft is reinstituted and Bush is impeached as Iraq turns into a complete disaster. Actually it pretty much already is.

The draft... please. You really buy that Michael Moore shit? Trying to scare rational people into voting for a complete farce and his ambulance-chasing running-mate?

JOHN KERRY TO SENIOR AIDE DAVID WADE: "Edwards says he's the only one who can win states in the South ... He can't win his own state." (Adam Nagourney, “For Kerry And Edwards, Sharp Exchanges Reflect A Crucial Day Of Voting,” The New York Times, 2/3/04)

[Switch84]

Originally posted by aesop
The draft... please. You really buy that Michael Moore shit? Trying to scare rational people into voting for a complete farce and his ambulance-chasing running-mate?

JOHN KERRY TO SENIOR AIDE DAVID WADE: "Edwards says he's the only one who can win states in the South ... He can't win his own state." (Adam Nagourney, “For Kerry And Edwards, Sharp Exchanges Reflect A Crucial Day Of Voting,” The New York Times, 2/3/04)

LMMFAOBT! Al Gore didn't win his home state, either! Nobody's buying Kerry's Herman Munster and his cute cousin routine! GET THOSE TICKETS, YOU LIBERAL BUTT PIRATES! GET YOUR TICKETS!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by aesop
The draft... please. You really buy that Michael Moore shit? Trying to scare rational people into voting for a complete farce and his ambulance-chasing running-mate?

JOHN KERRY TO SENIOR AIDE DAVID WADE: "Edwards says he's the only one who can win states in the South ... He can't win his own state." (Adam Nagourney, “For Kerry And Edwards, Sharp Exchanges Reflect A Crucial Day Of Voting,” The New York Times, 2/3/04)

I didn't get it from Michael Moore. I got the info form the former Secretary of the Army & retired Four Star General Thomas White. Read my post entitled "Donald Rumsfeld's Bright Shining War" or go to PBS's website under Frontline, and then you tell me what is going to happen one or two years down the road after fighting a prolonged conflict with an all-volunteer military.


(Gen., U.S. Army-Ret.), Secretary of the Army, 2001-2003.

…Is the Army broken?


Yeah, I think so. We're on the brink. We are in a situation where we are grossly overdeployed, and it is unlike any other period in the 229-year history of the Army. We have never conducted a sustained combat operation with a volunteer force, with a force that we have to compete in the job market to hire every year. Every other force that we've ever done this with, going back to the Vietnam period to something comparable, has been a draftee conscript force.

So what we are all worried about is that the manpower situation will come unglued. ... The Army is people; it's not weapons or platforms. Somebody once said, "A soldier's not in the Army; they are the Army." And the quality of the soldiers [has] been the enormous advantage we've had since the volunteer force was put in place, and the quality of the noncommissioned officers corps.

Well, that is a married Army, among other things. You may recruit soldiers, but you retain families. And I think we're all concerned that we are teetering on the brink here and that if we can't get to a lower operational tempo, or at least have some point in the future that we can set our sails against where it might occur, that the Army on the manpower side's going to come unglued.


So that Army that we talked about at the beginning that was happy to see the grown-ups finally come, that military is how different than the one the next administration will inherit?

Enormously different. The one that they inherited had very low Reserve component mobilization, for example. That Army maybe had seven or eight brigade-sized units deployed overseas. So maybe one brigade in five was deployed; now we have two brigades out of three, or three brigades out of four. ... So while the good news is you have a veteran, higher level of combat experience between the active component of the Reserve of any Army since the Second World War, the price is that particularly Reserve component people will say, "I'm as big a patriot as anybody else, but I've been gone three years out of the last four, and that's not what I signed up for." And I think we're all concerned that that's where we're headed. …

[lesfunk]

Originally posted by JCOOK
FORD, PINK SPIDER ,DLR'S COCK, ALL ABOARD!;: Get your tickets now!

Those folks left this country a long time ago...

[HELLVIS]

So why won't Alec Baldwin?

[HELLVIS]

Promises promises.

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, but you'll still have Ted Nugent and Sammy Hagar

Every family has it's black sheep. Imagine that, the word sheep being used in reference to Sammy Hagar.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
So why won't Alec Baldwin?

The United States has the greatest food supply in the entire world. That fat bastard doesn't wanna miss any meals..........

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[HELLVIS]

Tell it like it is.

[JimmytheWurm]

Maybe we can round up all of the most hated celebrities and send them to Iraq so we can bring our troops home. Since the mideast hasn't seen a whole lot of our worst, they won't be prepared for David Caruso's awful acting or David Schwimmer's winey tones. The suicide rate over there would easily quintuple in mere days. With all the Saudi's dead, it would truly become a land of evil. Home to the most depraved and obnoxious.

R Kelly could pee on little Saudi's all day long and they would probably be ok with it compared to what they have been through. Paris Hilton and Nicole Ricci could do "The Simple Life, Iraq. Sally Struthers could go eat all the food and beg Americans to send more to help those who are hungry. Russell Crowe could start drinking absynthe and unleash his full potential to freak out on people.

It would truly be a blessing upon the world. I think I will call it "Operation Entertain the Iraqis."

[HELLVIS]

I like.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by JimmytheWurm
Maybe we can round up all of the most hated celebrities and send them to Iraq so we can bring our troops home....
It would truly be a blessing upon the world. I think I will call it "Operation Entertain the Iraqis."

This guy will still be in the good ole' USA to entertain all of his fellow conservatives with his fabulous singning: "I was gayyyy in the USA, gayyy in the USA...."

[HELLVIS]

Flight 666 to france now departing. Stop crying, pick up your luggage, and GET ON THE DAMN PLANE!

Oh, and thank you for flying Inverted Horizon Airlines.

[Hecubus]

Isn't that where Larry Flynt is moving to?