Loki, are you the "guy" who buys all those big swords and crap at the local Renaissance festival? That must be fun dressing up like a knight and pretending you live in the 16th century. Do you have a crystal dragon and a pewter wizard holding a crystal ball next to your copy of Eat'em and Smile??
I'll take my rips from the rest of you DLR army but even the rest of you have to admit that this clown is kinda a douche bag...