Outback Jacks III ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Fuck it ... we had the original along time ago then made one at Von's now here we are again ...

Reserved for my drinking nights here at the Army ... I don't drink every night like I used to so the hits will go down if you were counting but like I said "fuck it" ...


*opens OBJ's doors*
*throws away the key*

I need a drink ...


*takes a pull from the Bud tap*


Fuck yeah! ...


Yo Pana, how was your 2 weekends ago with your bro's? Howz that wrist doin' ...?





*throws in DD on the ol' JB*




*flappo not allowed*
















We need new beer smilies! On the hunt I go ...

[Panamark]

I didnt even know there was an OBJ#2 ? Been outta the loop a long time. Why no Flappo allowed ?? He's a funny bugger !

Had a great "reunion" weekend with my old bandmates. Were fucking rusty, but by the third day had some timing happening again.

My wrist is fine Eyes, I actually broke my elbow and upper arm (in eight places would you believe !@)
Im the motherfucking Titanium Terminator Arm Man at the moment. But I can kinda play, just fucken hurts on the longer solos (and the fistings !) Those tight anuses really play havoc with the healing fractures !!

Crackin a coldie right now ! Wheres the burp icon ??

[Panamark]

heres me fargin terminator arm xray..

[Eyes of the Night]

I was kiding about flap ... it's just that he can be to agressive sometimes ya know ... mental issues or some shit ...

So it was your elbow! Ouch, motherfucking OUCH! I've never broken a bone in my body ever ... that does sound painful though ...

What did you slip on some ice on your walk home from the pub!? ...


Yeah, I'm glad it went well ... I'm kinda doing the reunion thing too ....


*slides Pana an american brew from tap*

Nothing is in stock cept for Bud!



*takes a pull from the bud tap*
*throws in Tool "opiate" on the ol JB*

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by Panamark
heres me fargin terminator arm xray..

Niiice!

[Panamark]

I got knocked off my bike at fairly high speed. Hit the road head first, but luckily I had a good helmet on. The left-hand side of my body was nicely bashed. That big break you can see on the upper arm, that farkin bone was sticking out of my arm !

Whats the story with the Budweiser ?? Wheres the farkin VB ??? A mans not a camel ?

[Eyes of the Night]

Sounds like your lucky to be alive! Damn dude, you are ruthless because that reminds me of when you bashed your arm through the window that one time ...

*slides Pana a VB from tap*
*takes a pull from the Bud tap*
*loads a fat scone*

[Julius]

Crawl back in yer hole, Eyes. OBJ is gay, much like you are mate.

*sticking my middle finger in the air while Eyes pulls a draw from his gay Bud tap*

No flappo? NO FUKIN FLAPPO?

might as well close up shop you bunghole burglar.

[Eyes of the Night]

Look, I have a new fan!

Go ahead and hide behind your alias ... puss ...





and check your negativity at the door ... I did say I was kidding about flap ...


Julius

[Julius]

Go ahead, hide behind your false sense of manhood. I fukkin own you.

I know it.

Your mum knows it.

Let's step outside your gay bar and go toe to toe

Just don't try to grab my ass

[Eyes of the Night]

Damn, that xray is tripping me out!

[Panamark]

Wella Wella Wella..

Bash the fuck out of each other !! ORRIGHT PUB BRAWL !!

[TMR]

LOL

[Eyes of the Night]

TMfuckingR ... good gawd it's been what? 2 years ... fucknA broham ...

*slides TMfuckingR a pepsi*
*changes the ol JB to EEAS*
*takes a pull from the Bud tap*
*slides Pana a VB bottle*







Time for that scone yet!?

[Julius]

Originally posted by Panamark
Wella Wella Wella..

Bash the fuck out of each other !! ORRIGHT PUB BRAWL !!

I like you, Panamark. But not in a gay way.

[Julius]

Originally posted by TMR
LOL

I got no idea who the fuck you are but with a name like TMR you must be allright.

Eyes is a fag though.

[Julius]

*slides TMR a REAL beer*

*bitchslaps Eyes for being a FAG*

Howdy Panamark, TMR. Hows it hanging?

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Julius
Crawl back in yer hole, Eyes. OBJ is gay, much like you are mate.

For your info Julius, OBJ's was the first ever drinking/bar type thread that ever was in these parts, dont bash what you dont know anything about, or we may have to bash your head instead......
So how is the arm now Panamark? As long as it works to drink a beer I would suspect all is cool, lol.....
Great to see you around again bro......:bottle: :bottle:

[Julius]

I like midgets. They like to be called 'little people'.

How's you?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Julius
I like you, Panamark. But not in a gay way.

LMAO. Thats cool. Do you know any chicks I can fist with my farkin Titanium Terminator Arm

[Eyes of the Night]

Bug! Damn, howz the fookin' canadiens tonight!

Nursing this 6 pack here ready to smoke a phatty in a few ...

Can't drink like this anymore like I used to back in the day but trying to get this bar blazing!


*slides Bug a molsen ice*

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by Panamark
LMAO. Thats cool. Do you know any chicks I can fist with my farkin Titanium Terminator Arm

Buwahaha!!!

[Panamark]

G'day Full Bug. Im ok, got a decent supply of Beer and Percodan. When I first injured it, it was great, I could wank myself and it felt like somebody else was doing it !

[TMR]

Hey Eyes how is life?
Nice to see you panamark!!
Nice to meet you Julius.....

[Panamark]

G'day Mr Roth !

[Eyes of the Night]

Oh lordy ...

[TMR]

Your arm looks like mine Panamark!
I have a steel plate in mine!

[TMR]

I also had a motorcycle accident back in 1986...

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by TMR
Hey Eyes how is life?

Uh ... pretty damn good man ... been chillin' collecting unemployment! Not bad at all ... being a bum ...

[Panamark]

Originally posted by TMR
Your arm looks like mine Panamark!
I have a steel plate in mine!

Way fucken cool Dude ! We are metal plate brothers..
Did you find it was good wanking while your arm was still numb ?? :p

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Panamark
G'day Full Bug. Im ok, got a decent supply of Beer and Percodan. When I first injured it, it was great, I could wank myself and it felt like somebody else was doing it !

Hmmmm, to much info there, but glad to hear you are doing OK PM, I would ask how the weather is there, but we all know its always hot and sunny, care to trade places? We have had a brutal winter here in the great white north, average temp is -15-20 these days, and spring is months away, I cant take it anymore......

[Eyes of the Night]

Page 2 yet!?

[Eyes of the Night]

Setting records here tonight I say! ...





and I'm not even on my 3rd beer yet!

[Panamark]

Hey Tim,

Was the stack your fault ?? Mine wasnt..

[Full Bug]

Hey TMR, the EEAS band sucked just so you know.......
Just kidding, cool to see you around again......:bottle:

[TMR]

I have the steel plate in my left arm and i'm right handed....lol

I still wanked at the nurses in the hospital!

That's cool Eyes

[Julius]

Originally posted by Full Bug
For your info Julius, OBJ's was the first ever drinking/bar type thread that ever was in these parts, dont bash what you dont know anything about, or we may have to bash your head instead...

Excuse me, Full Bong.... If I wanted shit from you i'd squeeze your head.

Goddamn it people.. fucking concentrate here....

Budweiser isn't an acceptible means of intoxication. GOD fucking DAMMIT! Listen to me.

I know ... I know... Use my indoor voice. Sorry mum.

Let's get together on something here. It's one thing to play pretend like the Diamond Mafia with the homosexualality and the assgrabbing and stuff. But to have a fictional bar where we hang out and pretend to drink gay beer and fake an interest in what the other grabasses are doing is bordering on uber-homosexuality™.

Got that, Gunter?

Geeezus H. Christmas. Get a girlfriend. Failing that, a wife.

Go homo or use your hand to do something real and stuff.

Fuck. Your all a bunch of homos™ but Jesus loves you.

Keep it real, homies.

[TMR]

Originally posted by Panamark
Hey Tim,

Was the stack your fault ?? Mine wasnt..

I don't know, I can't remember....lol I was loaded up with Morphine for 2 Weeks...

[TMR]

Good night dudes........

[Eyes of the Night]

You peeps using the "quick reply" option? Does it refresh the page first then you have to hit the option again? ... Trip





Later mr Roth ...