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    My dog died...

    So there I am, taking the kids up to Hollywood Video so they can go into the game section and buy a bunch of shit they don't need. So we fuck around there for a bit, stop by the store on the way home and waste some time, blah blah blah.

    Get home, open the door, and the dog has gotten into the garbage while we were gone and got a plastic bag stuck on his head! His bowels have released on the carpet, not breathing, no heartbeat, zilch. Dead as a doorknob. Which is, I guess, pretty dead.

    Why I bothered trying to bring him back with CPR is beyond me, but I did anyway, mostly for the kids' benefit, I guess...mouth to mouth, pushing lightly on his chest to try and kickstart his heart, the whole bit.

    Son of a bitch if he doesn't start breathing, flicker his eyes open and his heart starts beating!

    Took him down to the vet, told them what happened, they said he was dead, no doubt about it - but the CPR revived him.

    The moral of the story?

    Learn CPR if you love your dog
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    Re: My dog died...

    Originally posted by bueno bob
    a plastic bag stuck on his head and his bowels have released on the carpet
    Just a typical night in San Francisco.

    Mezro...a dog in a diaper and a chick on a leash as a wiper...
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    lmao...Mez, you've got some of the best insights of ANYONE in this place

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    lmao...Mez, you've got some of the best insights of ANYONE in this place
    And you are the shizzle nizzle bob! Only a real man gives CPR to a dog

    Mezro...I once fed my hog to a dog named "prom date." Dance bitch while the kibbles are still warm...

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    That's a great story Bueno Bob.
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    BB, you're the best!

    dg...wondering if Mezro really had a dog named "prom date"...
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    Originally posted by Mezro
    And you are the shizzle nizzle bob! Only a real man gives CPR to a dog
    His tongue was all purple and hanging out...gross...

    Bah, he was worth it! Although I wouldn't have had to take him outside to piss and shit every twenty minutes and would have saved a bundle on dog food....

    Never heard 3 kids cry SO MUCH and SO LOUD in their lives....good grief...had to do SOMETHING, and I'm glad I did

    This is Wonder Dog...

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    He's beautiful.

    BB for Daddy of the Year!!!

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    His tongue was all purple
    My dog's tongue is naturally purple He's a Shar - Pei, one of those wrinkly dogs.
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    You are a good man, Bob. Glad to hear the dog is fine.



    One fiver for ya.
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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    This is Wonder Dog...
    Man, that picture brought a little sniffle sniff to my twisted heart.

    Mezro...good save bob...

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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    BB, you're the best!

    dg...wondering if Mezro really had a dog named "prom date"...
    Nope...but I had a prom date that looked like a dog

    Mezro...sniff, sniff...just get to the snausage...

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    Originally posted by bueno bob
    His tongue was all purple and hanging out...gross...

    This is Wonder Dog...
    You ever notice the resemblance to Max... amazing!!!
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    Originally posted by Mezro
    Nope...but I had a prom date that looked like a dog

    Mezro...sniff, sniff...just get to the snausage...
    that'd be an awesome name. lol.

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    Awesome story Bob. You're the man......
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    Looks like bueno is the new superman!! Or I suppose it would be super daddy! I can understand CPR working when someone has a heart beat but isn't breathing, but without a heartbeat I wouldn't have thought it would have worked?

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    Originally posted by Mezro
    And you are the shizzle nizzle bob! Only a real man gives CPR to a dog
    AMEN! You Rock BOB! Cheers!
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    Originally posted by smaz
    Looks like bueno is the new superman!! Or I suppose it would be super daddy! I can understand CPR working when someone has a heart beat but isn't breathing, but without a heartbeat I wouldn't have thought it would have worked?
    I find your lack of faith disturbing. You don't know the POWER of the dark side...

    He is your master now...

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    Great Up Lifting Story, if I hadn't already gave ya 5 Stars i would have today. My Cat died last year at 20 years old, thats why i was coming in to say I know how you feel .
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    Re: My dog died...

    Originally posted by bueno bob
    So there I am, taking the kids up to Hollywood Video so they can go into the game section and buy a bunch of shit they don't need. So we fuck around there for a bit, stop by the store on the way home and waste some time, blah blah blah.

    Get home, open the door, and the dog has gotten into the garbage while we were gone and got a plastic bag stuck on his head! His bowels have released on the carpet, not breathing, no heartbeat, zilch. Dead as a doorknob. Which is, I guess, pretty dead.

    Why I bothered trying to bring him back with CPR is beyond me, but I did anyway, mostly for the kids' benefit, I guess...mouth to mouth, pushing lightly on his chest to try and kickstart his heart, the whole bit.

    Son of a bitch if he doesn't start breathing, flicker his eyes open and his heart starts beating!

    Took him down to the vet, told them what happened, they said he was dead, no doubt about it - but the CPR revived him.

    The moral of the story?

    Learn CPR if you love your dog
    Bob, that's incredible. And congratulations! Stellar thing you did...for the dog, for your kids, for you.

    I love animals and always think of them as a real member of the family.

    I guess you just have to be careful with garbage bags. My parents' cat almost did the same thing your dog did.

    Glad to hear it worked out, bro!
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    BB, sensational work mate, well impressed and I trust it stopped the crying !!
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    Originally posted by sambo
    BB, sensational work mate, well impressed and I trust it stopped the crying !!
    Yeah, I just became superdad around the house...best thing since buttered bread, if you ask the kids

    It was cool, though, all worked out pretty well and three days later he seems cool and content!

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    Cute dog! Look at those eyes!

    Man, I love animals. (Even sheep.)

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    He's an interesting mix - Rott and Corgi.

    You do the math

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    Originally posted by sambo
    BB, sensational work mate, well impressed and I trust it stopped the crying !!
    Sambo your avatar is great

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