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    We're All Gonna Die!!!

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    eventually, of course. However, I have some things I'd like to get done before I relocate to Heaven, so hopefully not for a long time yet.
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    Everything is horrible
    Really really really terrible
    I'm really depressed
    I'm really downtrodden

    The whole world is doomed
    We're all gonna die
    25,672 people die every single minute
    Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died

    Cancer
    Death
    Aids
    Inflation
    Taxes
    George Bush
    Hell
    Satan
    Cancer of the face
    Cancer of the colon
    Cancer of the wrist
    and John Denver on compact disc


    Get a helmet. Life is tough.
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    25,672 per minute?

    That's 1,540,320 people dead per hour. 36,967,680 per day. 13,493,203,200 on an average year. There's not even that many people alive right now.
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    It's Denis Leary...get with the program!

    He's a comedian.

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    I don't find him particularly funny, which is why I'm not familiar with his stuff.

    By the time I recognize his face, I've already changed the program.

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    Artist: The Jim Carroll Band Lyrics

    Song: People Who Died Lyrics

    People Who Died
    Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
    Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
    Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
    On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
    Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
    He looked like 65 when he died
    He was a friend of mine

    (Chorus
    Those are people who died, died
    Those are people who died, died
    Those are people who died, died
    Those are people who died, died
    They were all my friends, and they died

    G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
    So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
    Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
    Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
    They were two more friends of mine
    Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

    (Chorus)

    Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
    Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
    Judy jumped in front of a subway train
    Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
    And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
    And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

    (Chorus)

    Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
    Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
    But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
    "Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
    But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

    (Chorus)

    Brian got busted on a narco rap
    He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
    He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
    but it sure beats Riker's
    But the next day he got offed
    by the very same bikers

    (Chorus)
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    that movie wasen't half bad.
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    All my bags are packed, i'm ready to go...

    Its been a hell of a life, I can't wait to see what the next one holds.

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    Have you been a good girl?

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    depends on who you are asking...

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    Originally posted by lms2
    depends on who you are asking...
    Hmmm...how bout your OTHER personality?

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    Originally posted by FORD
    I have some things I'd like to get done before I relocate to Heaven.

    Me, too! I wanna see Davy Baby in concert again before I go!

    (I wanna see him onstage, backstage, under the stage, and under the covers.)

    YEAH, BABY!!!!
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    Switch... in my heaven... Davey baby, all the time! Yes I have been a good girl.

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    Originally posted by lms2
    Switch... in my heaven... Davey baby, all the time! Yes I have been a good girl.
    YUMMMYYYYYY!!!! This one's for YOU (and me, too!)

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    Originally posted by FORD
    eventually, of course. However, I have some things I'd like to get done before I relocate to Heaven, so hopefully not for a long time yet.
    I simply must meet Ally before I croak! BTW, she still owes KB and I some choice pics...
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    Originally posted by John Ashcroft
    I simply must meet Ally before I croak! BTW, she still owes KB and I some choice pics...
    So what's her excuse? Did she join the Libertarians so she could wait for the recount?

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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    Artist: The Jim Carroll Band Lyrics

    Song: People Who Died Lyrics
    Jim Carroll's a genius.
    Hmmm...wonder how he votes though?
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    Originally posted by rustoffa
    Jim Carroll's a genius.
    Hmmm...wonder how he votes though?
    He doesn't, he died!

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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    He doesn't, he died!
    Are they booking a cadaver?

    To book Jim Carroll for a performance . . .
    If you are seriously interested in booking Jim Carroll, refer to the Contact Info page to find the appropriate contact. Also, please be sure to read the FAQ about personal appearances for answers to common questions.

    ALIVE!

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    Originally posted by rustoffa
    Are they booking a cadaver?

    To book Jim Carroll for a performance . . .
    If you are seriously interested in booking Jim Carroll, refer to the Contact Info page to find the appropriate contact. Also, please be sure to read the FAQ about personal appearances for answers to common questions.

    ALIVE!
    No shit, I honestly thought I heard on the radio that he was dead.
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    Van Hagar ain't showing much life these days, and they got booked....

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