Are any of you as sick of the fascistic neo-conservative aryan twat and her nonsensical bully-pulpiting as I am? Well, while she may say that all liberals can do is complain, I for one am ready to take a bold step.
As of right now, I am planning to host the world's largest gang-bang-
Seeing as how our darling Anne is so die-hard opposed to premarital sex, and has never been married, it stands to reason that she is still a virgin. The resulting pent-up sexual frustration of god-knows how many years turned her into a moralistic psychopath. So, on that note, I am planning to host the world's largest gangbang, with the "lovely" Miss Coulter starring as the object of lust and/or sick affection. With your support, we can more than shatter the current record of 620, and maybe relieve Anne's hymen constriction that's turned punditry into little more than glorified crap-flinging.
Here are the ground rules:
(1) This is open to straight males and bisexual/lesbian females (who can opt to use a 12" vibrating strap-on at their request)
(2) Sex toys (anal beads, butt-plugs, dildos, furry handcuffs, etc.), lube, and contraception will be provided
(3) All gangbang participants will be pre-screened for STDs before participation
(4) Be creative- Anne will be saying goodbye to her virginity, so let's make it memorable.
(5) Almost forgot- this will be open to liberals, conservatives, and moderates alike. I have no problems with conservatives or the philosophies they choose to follow (My family is staunchly republican) I just think Anne Coulter is an asshole who's suffering from a serious lack of hot n' steamy nights o' passion...and it's way past time to end the drought!!! And let's face it folks, it would be nice to see Ford and John Ashcroft to unite for a common goal.
DON'T WAIT!
SIGN UP FOR THE ANNE COULTER 1000 TODAY!!!
TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!
Disclaimer: I assure this is all a joke. Anyone who does attempt to harm Anne Coulter (or any woman for that matter...even if they do suck as much as her) deserves to be promptly bludgeoned with a fuckin' brick and castrated with a dull ice cream scoop!